| Name
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Number
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Position
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Image
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Description
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| STARTERS
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| HOWEVER
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55
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|
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Yes, well done Slytherin, well done. HOWEVER, I'm going to award Gryffindor arbitrary points because I feel like it lol eat shit and die.
|
| Problem Child 2
|
2
|
|
|
The greatest film of all time.
|
| LYNCHED
|
89
|
|
|
>not understanding thought-provking and masterful Lynchkino
LYNCHED
|
| Watch It Chrissy
|
8
|
|
|
YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, ANON.
|
| Rick Deckard
|
19
|
|
|
LONELY AND HORNY.
|
| Sneed's Feed and Seed
|
6
|
|
|
The greatest meme of all time, and the destroyer of (((comfy Simpson's threads))) (formerly reddit outposts).
|
| Real Human Being
|
1
|
|
|
And a real hero.
|
| Gul Dukat
|
9
|
|
|
MAKE CARDASSIA GREAT AGAIN
|
| Brendan Fraser
|
11
|
|
|
Officially unJUSTed on January 31, 2019, but still JUSTed as a striker.
|
| Sheev
|
66
|
|
|
UUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
|
| FOR YOU
|
4U
|
|
|
U U U U
|
| SUBSTITUTES
|
| High Ground
|
12
|
|
|
He has the physical high ground, as well as the moral high ground. It's like pottery.
|
| Classic Paul Dano
|
13
|
|
|
Classic.
|
| Birthday Snatcher
|
22
|
|
|
What did Seagal mean by this?
|
| Cinema Falcon
|
16
|
|
|
>he doesn't watch kinos at the local kinoplex with his support falcon
Fuck off, plebeian.
|
| >Rotten Tomatoes
|
98
|
|
|
>seriously thinking Rotten Tomatoes isn't bribed by the corporations to ensure fresh ratings on the Tomatometer
>implying you can take them seriously after a +90% rating for TLJ
>Black Panther is apparently the greatest film of all time
|
| The REAL Captain Marvel
|
8
|
|
|
*flosses in your path*
|
| Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa
|
5
|
|
|
AKA Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa, AKA Mike "Gook Nuke" Stoklasa.
|
| Kinoplex Robert
|
19
|
|
|
"Back so soon, anon? Thank your lucky stars. The no-singles policy has made an exemption just for you."
>"H-heh, thanks, Robert. One ticket to Hobbs & Shaw, please."
"Sounds like you're ready to get litty. I've got your crab legs with extra butter ready for you."
>"You're the man, Robert."
"Don't mention it, anon. Enjoy your kino and keep your ears peeled for the drawing of today's designated shooter."
|
| Kino
|
11
|
|
|
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINOGRAPHY.
|
| Dan "Jim Savile's Best Man" Schneider
|
15
|
|
|
AKA Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schneider.
|
| Capeshit
|
5
|
|
|
>quippy heroes episode 22 is now the highest-grossing movie of all time
Cinema is dead and Disney killed it.
|
| Really, Raimi?
|
23
|
|
|
>"That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you after he fucked you up the asshole, pozzed you and prolapsed your colon, you fucking disgusting AIDS vector vermin?"
Holy fucking shit, Raimi. I get it, it was a different time, but REALLY?
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