Main article: /wsg/
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Goalkeeper
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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| 1
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Deal With It
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File:DealWithIt.gif
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A steady set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
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| 2
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Get Out
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File:GetOut.gif
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Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
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| 3
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LOL DIDN'T READ
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File:LOLDidntRead.gif
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<-This shot here? And this shot here ->? And that shot up here ^? You didn’t score on it lol
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Defense
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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| 8
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Jet Preacher
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File:JetPreacher.gif
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Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
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| 5
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VLC Glitch
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File:VLCGlitch.gif
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An interesting defensive-minded pWUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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| 4
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.WebM OC Megathread
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File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif
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"Hey guys, testing out my new webm making software! Any requests?"
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time.
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| 61
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Did he Died?
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File:DidHeDied.gif
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Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
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| 17
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Boston Dynamics
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File:BostonDynamics.gif
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These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
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| 6
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The Carlton
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File:Carlton.gif
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The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
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| 7
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THANKS, OBAMA!
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File:ThanksObama.gif
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It’s all your fault, asshole!
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| 88
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Seamless Loops
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File:Loops.gif
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When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders
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| 12
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Rhyno Eggs
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File:RhinoEggs.gif
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"That little rhyno was stupid he was too close to the rhyno eggs on that nest" -Anonymous, April 12th, 2013
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Midfield
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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| 56
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56 Chicken Nuggets
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File:56ChickenNuggets.gif
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A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. He'd take on 56 players at once if he had his way. He'd probably flush right through them in one fell swoop, too.
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| 20
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Dodger Leigh
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File:Dodger.gif
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Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Never.)
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| 18
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Brent Rambo
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File:BrentRambo.gif
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If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
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| 21
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Roka Shibasaki
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File:WSG Roka.gif
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The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
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The Raptor
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File:WSG The Raptor.gif
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Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
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| 16
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Lemongrab
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File:Lemongrab.gif
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Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
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| 13
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Smells Like Ass
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File:SmellsLikeAss.gif
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A mid-fielder who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
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| 11
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ABANDON THREAD
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File:AbandonThread.gif
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Fuck this shit, I'm Out!
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| 10
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Cool Guy
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File:Cool guy.gif
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IT'S COOL GUY!
COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
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Offense
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Name
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Position
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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| 22
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Big Shake
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File:BigShake.gif
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The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
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| 9
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Duane 
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File:Duane.gif
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How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.
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