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/y/ Roster
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Hall Of Fame | Retired | Starters | Bronze | Silver | Gold |
Main Squad
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Starting 11
Subs
N° | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | Playing Style | Cards | ||
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Milked | Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Part of the original 11, Bondage General was famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Bondage General has recently returned from retirement, to help the team once again. | 195cm | 91kg | Right | Defensive Goalkeeper | Goalkeeper Long Throw | |||
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Hyper Cock | Bigger then life itself, Hyper Cocks is in need of filling the hyper holes of /y/ defence. | 195cm | 72cm | Left | Offensive Goalkeeper | Fighting Spirit | |||
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Ball Buster | For some, the pleasure of cumming is the same as receiving a nut shot. Ball buster is looking to spread such enjoyment to the opposition every moment he can. | 170cm | 83kg | Left | Build Up | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Monster Boys | The closest thing you'll find as a furry on /y/. Just make sure the skin is as bright as the rainbow. Truly, monster boys are the best boys. | 170cm | 93kg | Left | Extra Frontman | Speeding Bullet Track Back | |||
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Yaoi On Ice | A player ready to make history, swapping his skates for boots, Yaoi on Ice is looking to run rings around the competition. | 189cm | 82kg | Right | Build Up | Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear | |||
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Non-Con | When you love someone so much that you just have to hurt them. How else will they know their true feelings? Returned from retirement after encouragement from his older brother >Rape | 180cm | 96kg | Right | Offensive Full-Back | Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert | |||
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Big Juice Bara Titties | It's impossible to know how many goals this guy has stopped by simply standing in defence, but that must be only because he's all ready "Rock Hard" in more ways then one. | 185cm | 67kg | Left | The Destroyer | Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear | |||
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Defeated | Known as a smug player, Defeated is looking to take on any challengers. Lets just hope he's not being primed for the picking. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | Box-to-Box | Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert | |||
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Drawfags | There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..." | 170cm | 83kg | Right | Box-to-Box | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Buy My Yaoi | >Paying for porn | 190cm | 79kg | Right | Box-to-Box | Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert | |||
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Thirsty Fudanshi | Fucktoys is often helpless as the opposition toys around with him in the midfield. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ midfield. | 181cm | 89kg | Left | Hole Player | Track Back Super-sub | |||
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Childhood Best Friend | There are many kinds of love, but one of the most pure is with your best freind from childhood. Work friends, school friends, drinking buddies and more. Before you have to worry about the shock of betrayal or the possibility of romance, this is the friend that will always have your back. No one knows you better than them. And it shows when he treats you with more intimately than any other person. He's your next door neighbour, the person who you have sleep overs with, your opposition in those backyard sleeping bag wrestling matches and so much more. He's got /y/'s back in a pinch, and he just might have your heart as well. | 169cm | 89kg | Left | Goal Poacher | First-Time Shot Super-sub |
Retired
N° | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | ||
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Blow Job Thread | A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread. | 161cm | 68kg | Left | |||
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Sticky When | HEY MODS! WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A RULES STICKY?!?! HOW DID /ACO/ GET ONE BEFORE US?!?! Left the squad after /y/ finally got a sticky. | 195cm | 101kg | Right | |||
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Cum In My Pants | A commentator's wet dream, at least this guy comes with directions. Left the team due to lack of laundry funds. | 179cm | 84kg | Left | |||
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I'm Cumming | A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen. Retiered from /y/ as he finally came. | 179cm | 76kg | Left | |||
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Might | A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out what the hell happened to his best friend Adonis. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer? Had left the team to spend quality time with his lover. | 175cm | 79kg | Left | |||
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My Begging Bottom | How can you say "no" to that face? Was let go after fraternising with opposition. | 180cm | 59kg | Left | |||
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My Bishōnen | One of the more popular new players to join the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan. Was let go after consistent failure on the pitch. | 179cm | 89kg | Left | |||
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Manwhich | When people love each other very much, they share a sandwich together. If it's men, they make one of these, with extra mayo. Left the team to try out for /ck/. | 185cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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Canon Gay | The hardest yaoi to find are the ones of canon gay characters in today's Japanese media. Left the team to find more actual gays. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Filthy Humans | Absolutely disgusting creatures humans are. Give me a merman or alien dick any day. At least they glow in the dark. left the team to return to his home planet. | 175cm | 77kg | Left | |||
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Jockstraps | A man in the sexiest uniform we could find, just dont expect him to make any sliding challenges. Traded to /fa/ reserves. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Yaoi Hands | "MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT! Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy. |
184cm | 98kg | Left | |||
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Footjob Thread | Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread. | 190cm | 91kg | Right | |||
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Tight and Tighter | A player who causes everone around him to become stiff. Retired due to constant cramp issues. | 182cm | 72cm | Right | |||
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Hotalia | When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off. Had left the team due to lack of interest in football. | 180cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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FrostCup | The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love. Has left the team after refusing to play in warmer stadiums. | 170cm | 87kg | Right | |||
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Choking Love | What better way to show that you love someone then by cutting off their own air supply. | 165cm | 68kg | Left | |||
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>Shota >Legal |
His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants. Left the team to try and play with /o/. | 166cm | 68kg | Left | |||
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The Dick | How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him. Left the team due to a sudden change in size. | 180cm | 81kg | Right | |||
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>>/aco/ | So now that /aco/ exist, surely this means all the western art in /y/ will move over there right? | 180cm | 81kg | Left | |||
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JOEY | How can I get off if I don't have the image talk back to me? Released to join to /trash/'s academy team. | 190cm | 79kg | Right | |||
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Bigger Is Better | We all prefer bigger apendages, it leaves more to share. Released from team for failed weight management. | 170cm | 83kg | Right | |||
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Evangelion | Many people consider ShinjixKaworu as canon. The manager doesn't. So Evangelion quit the club. | 195cm | 96kg | Right | |||
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In Your Heart | The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments. | 160cm | 77kg | Left | |||
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Yaoi Anatomy | Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury. | 187cm | 81kg | Right | |||
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Yaoi I... | Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art. | 182cm | 84kg | Right | |||
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Spiderman | The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Spiderman came out of retirement to help the team at the 2015 winter friendlies. After another stellar performance at the Sou Pes13 Friendly Games, Spiderman has returned once again to help the team once more. Surely helping /y/ win games is an easier task then beating Thanos. Retired again the team after his secret identity was revealed. | 188cm | 88kg | Right | |||
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Dio Brando | A former /cm/ player, and the last of the original husbando's, Dio looked to become the new star striker for /y/. Retired due to inconsistency in his late career. | 189cm | 82kg | Right | |||
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Caught In The Act | Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments. | 163cm | 96kg | Left | |||
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Connor | Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife to help out /y/'s attack. His appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate his "integration" to the team. Apparently he likes doggy style. Left the squad to join the Detroit City Police Department as Hanks full time "partner". | 180cm | 73kg | Left | |||
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Noctis Lucis Caelum | Noctis Lucis Caelum, the prince of Lucis, King of Fishing and the champion of riding chocobo's all day. Noctis looks to get away from his duties as prince by playing football. Oddly, he refuses to ride in the team coach to away games, stating he rather be "serviced" by his bodyguards on his road trips. Forced to retire after being found dead. | 180cm | 73kg | Right |
Hall Of Fame
N° | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | ||
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Bondage General | Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Part of the original 11, Bondage General was famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Leading his defence from the bench and the odd occasion in the net, Bondage General had returned from retirement in 2018 to help the team reach its first Elite cup since 2013 in the 2019 Spring Babby Cup. The General has retired once more to make way for younger players. | 195cm | 91kg | Right | |||
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Not Yaoi | Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Not Yaoi was the first female player for /y/, as well as being the first Vice Captain for the team during her late playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age. | 175cm | 86kg | Right | |||
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Black | Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black played many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black was playing football to become one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants. Part of the original 11, Black has been said to be the 3rd best outfield player ever to play for /y/. After the end of the 2014 season, Black decided to call it quits due to his level of consistency being sub par as of late in his career. | 170cm | 63kg | Right | |||
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Ramen Yaoi | Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. After the end of two failed fetus campaigns, Ramen Yaoi stepped down into retirement so Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah! | 189cm | 90kg | Left | |||
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Delete Your Missfire | As the one key part of the original 11 and regarded as the best player who ever played for /y/, Delete Your Missfires has set records that will probably never be touched by other players. With 35 goals to his name, the only player to have a hat trick in the squad and being the first and longest standing captain for /y/, Delete Your missfires will always be remembered by fans and viewers for his skill and speed with the ball. Remember newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping. | 194cm | 94kg | Right |