/adv/ Roster

This page is out of date!
The passage of time has rendered information on this page obsolete. No information on the page should be considered referential until further notice. Please help us out by updating the information so that the article can become referential again.
Reason: Last edited in April 2015 (Added on 2020-04-28)

Click here to go back to the /adv/ page.

This page is out of date. Check back later.

WIP

Roster

Non-medal

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Friendzoned		imagine thinking i would date you
2	GK	Get it off your chest

Defenders

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
30	CB	Bitches & Whores		Suspiciously similar to /r9k/'s pairing of Beaches and Shores
8	CB	>tinder
5	CB	5 Inch Dick		""""""average""""""
77	CB	S/adv/irgin		27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid.
800	CB	Suicide Hotline		/adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook
420	LB	DUDE WEED LMAO		TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF SWAG NIGGA GOT MY PIPE GOT MY SNOOPALICIOUS BUD I'M GONNA GET SO BAKED IT'S GONNA BE LIKE WOODSTOCK ONLY WITH SWAG BRO SO MUCH SWAG THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SHAKE A STICK AT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BAKED LIKE DR. FUCKING DRE ON 420 IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME AND BEFORE I GO I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL YOU BUSTAS AGAINST THE LEGALIZATION OF CRYSTAL FUCKIN' WEED LEGALIZE CRYSTAL FUCKIN' WEED. ITS GONNA BE AWESOME BUT BEFORE I GO I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL YOU BUSTAS AGAINST THE LEGALIZATION OF CRYSTAL FUCKIN' WEED YOU FOOLS ARE FUCKING WIGGITY WIGGITY WACK LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA.
17	LB	How do i get GF		you don't
44	RB	Ask the Opposite gender
12	RB	Child abuse thread

Midfielders

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
18	DMF	Depression
3	DMF	Polyamory
13	DMF	Anti-Social
88	DMF	>>>/r9k/
784	DMF	Panic Attacks
99	CMF	Be a Man
21	CMF	Red Flags
4	CMF	Shut in NEET
19	AMF	WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

Forwards

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
666	SS	Toaster Bath
9	SS	Suicide
69	CF	Femanon

Notable Former Players

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Good Guy Greg		Guy shoots at goal, Greg doesn't mind.
AMF	Cheating GF		A cheater in relationships and in football, she will make sure her team wins by any means. PS: she didn't really succeed at it despite being a silver back in the day
SS	Relationshit		Your failed relationship has given you some pretty rage, use it on the field! he was a silver and failed miserably, just like all of his relationships
CF   RMF	Beta As Fuck		One of the team's former bronze players, he scored 5 goals for the board before having his contract terminated as he was also playing for /r9k/. This resulted in a confusing and embarrasing incident where we was seen playing against himself in an Autumn Babby Cup match.

Original Roster

These players played in the original 2011 4chan Summer Cup. The roster was completely remade prior to /adv/'s return to the 4chan Cup.

/adv/ Roster until August 2018

No. Position Player 1   GK Venting 6   CB Bitches & Whores 8   CB S/adv/irgin 3   RB Shut In NEET 2   LB Friendzoned 4   DMF Fetish 11   CMF Get It Off Your Chest 7   SS Ask The Opposite Gender 5   AMF 5 Inch Dick 10   SS Relationshit 9   CF Suicide

No. Position Player 23   GK Good Guy Greg 12   CB Hypochondriac 13   CB Polyamory 14   CB Long Distance Relationship 15   RB Cheating Girlfriend 16   RB Depression 17   LB Femanon 18   LB Pls respond 21   DMF Degree 19   DMF Write A Letter 20   CMF How Do I Get GF? 42   CMF Weed