/soc/ Roster
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The roster for /soc/.
| Sub | Starter | Bronze | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeeper
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| # | surf_mode | 
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Known as "forced anon" anywhere else on 4chan, instituted after a certain d | — |
| # | Sluttiest Thing I've Ever Done |
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A goalkeeper with a scandalous sex life, she was always letting complete strangers get one in her net. Why she still sits on the subs bench stuns fans simply because of how much she sucks. The team managers say that's exactly why she's still on the team. | — |
| # | Timestamp |
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Words go here | — |
Defense
Sweeper | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| # | CircleJerker #1 |
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A talkative sweeper who in his humbler opinion, considers CirckeJerker #2 to be the best player in the world. |
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Center Back | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| # | Heaven |
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Ubiquitous shitposting. | — |
| # | Drunk Rejects |
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Words go here. | — |
| # | Kickr |
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Words go here. | — |
| # | slug.jpg |
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Words go here. | — |
| # | Trap | File:Trap.png | The teams secret weapon in defense. Taking a page out of /d/'s playbook, no team will be ready for the shock they'll get when they reach 'her' at the back. | — |
| # | Rate My Cock |
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A skilled defender, is ever vigilant in his attempt at chasing balls. | — |
| # | Contactfag |
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Booms up the right flank like no one else, which gives him the impression of being everywhere. | — |
| # | Time Line |
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/soc/ are proud to have watched this young player grow into a fabulous young striker, even if he went through an odd phase as a teen. | S04 |
Midfield
Defensive Midfield | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| # | Puddems |
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The queen of /soc/ camwhores. | P02 |
| # | Find a Fuckbuddy |
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Every goal is a hole for this eager young player. Talented, but is too easily distracted by anyone who looks slightly 'easy' to trust as a starting player. | P02 |
| # | Booty Thread |
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If there's anything more popular than looking at each other’s dicks on /soc/, it's looking at each other’s arses. VERY easily distracted, a problem with admittedly most of the team suffers from. | — |
| # | Ideal Mate |
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Is still searching for a good partner to play up front with and assist him | S04 |
| # | Tumblr |
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Just when you thought the team couldn't contain any more faggotry, everyone has a Tumblr page. | — |
| # | Sausagefest |
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Words go here. | — |
Right Midfield | ||||
| # | Crush |
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A very popular player with the fans, some supporters of /soc/ cheer on only him. While he himself is humble, if he fails to perform, you can be sure that fans will blame the other 10 players for it. | S01 |
Left Midfield | ||||
| # | Haunter |
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Former notorious /soc/ tripfiend. | S01 |
Attacking Midfield | ||||
| # | Vocaroo | File:Vocaroo.png | Vocaroo plays dirty and isn't afraid to brag about it. Play to win, lose if you must but ALWAYS cheat. | P14 |
Offense
Center Forward | ||||
| # | CircleJerker #2 |
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A talkative forward who in his humbler opinion, considers CirckeJerker #1 to be the best player in the world. |
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Second Striker | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| # | Feet | File:Feet.png | The team captain. Has one hell of a mean kick and a lot of fancy footwork. His lifelong dream is to win the Golden Boot. Why he wants it so bad? Probably best not to ask… | P04 P18 S05 |
