| N°
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Position
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Height (cm)
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Weight (kg)
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Footedness
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| 00
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Blow Job Thread
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A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread.
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161cm
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68kg
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Left
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| 00
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Hyper Cock
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Bigger then life itself, Hyper Cocks is in need of filling the hyper holes of /y/ defence. Left the team to try out for /d/.
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195cm
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72cm
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Left
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| 00
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Page 15 Save
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When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that. Left to work as a janitor.
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195cm
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86kg
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Left
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| 00
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Shungiku Nakamura
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The "Crown Daisy" is mostly known for being the creator of Junjou Romantica, but in her spare time, Shungiku Nakamura had earned her place as the only female player in the squad, the second in the clubs history. Not a stranger for being under pressure in stressful situations, Shungiku hoped to show the world that there is a place for women in the team, even if she has to get a little dirty herself. Left the team to focus on her mangaka career.
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180cm
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75kg
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Left
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| 00
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Sticky When
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HEY MODS! WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A RULES STICKY?!?! HOW DID /ACO/ GET ONE BEFORE US?!?! Left the squad after /y/ finally got a sticky.
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195cm
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101kg
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Right
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| 00
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Ball Buster
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For some, the pleasure of cumming is the same as receiving a nut shot. Ball buster is looking to spread such enjoyment to the opposition every moment he can. forced to retire after consistent groin injuries.
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170cm
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83kg
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Left
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| 00
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Filthy Humans
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Absolutely disgusting creatures humans are. Give me a merman or alien dick any day. At least they glow in the dark. left the team to return to his home planet.
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175cm
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77kg
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Left
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| 00
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Jockstraps
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A man in the sexiest uniform we could find, just dont expect him to make any sliding challenges. Traded to /fa/ reserves.
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182cm
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72cm
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Left
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| 00
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Yaoi Hands
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"MY ART IS SEXY!"
NO ITS NOT!
Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy.
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184cm
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98kg
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Left
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| 00
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Camp Buddy
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A game from /y/'s sponsor Black Monkey Studio's. Camp Buddy let anons enjoy their own "that one time at camp story". All of /y/ had only hoped that Camp Buddy performs well. Left the team due to contract disputes.
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185cm
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77kg
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Left
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| 00
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Canon Gay
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The hardest yaoi to find are the ones of canon gay characters in today's Japanese media. Left the team to find more actual gays.
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182cm
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72cm
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Left
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| 00
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Manwhich
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When people love each other very much, they share a sandwich together. If it's men, they make one of these, with extra mayo. Left the team to try out for /ck/.
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185cm
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78kg
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Right
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| 00
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Monster Boys
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The closest thing you'll find as a furry on /y/. Just make sure the skin is as bright as the rainbow. Truly, monster boys are the best boys. Dropped to the reserves.
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170cm
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93kg
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Left
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| 00
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My Begging Bottom
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How can you say "no" to that face? Was let go after fraternising with opposition.
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180cm
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59kg
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Left
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| 00
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My Bishōnen
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One of the more popular new players to join the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan. Was let go after consistent failure on the pitch.
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179cm
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89kg
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Left
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| 00
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Rim And Fin
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What ever you do, don't shake his hands. Dropped and placed in quarantine for refusing to washing his hands.
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185cm
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64kg
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Right
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| 00
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Selfcest
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The best kind of sex is selfcest, it's less gay that way. Left the team to go fuck himself.
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180cm
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78kg
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Right
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| 00
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Boy Idol
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Not afraid to speak up, Idol love is more known for his commanding voice in defence then his skills with the ball. Besides, who wouldn't want to have a cute k-pop star in their own back line? Just think of the merchandise we can sell!!! Left the team to work on his idol career.
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180cm
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92kg
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Right
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| 00
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Footjob Thread
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Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread.
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190cm
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91kg
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Right
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| 00
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Male Mangaka
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Almost as rare as finding a male on /y/, Male Mangaka is an older player who's been around since the late 60's. People of all genders write all kinds of things, but let's be honest here. Name 2 male artists without googling it. Left the team for more exposure.
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179cm
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72cm
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Right
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| 00
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Mind Break
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Reborn anew and returned from forced retirement. Mind control got a does of his own medicine to help improve his skills. Mind Slaves gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his was under this guys spell. Dropped to the reserves.
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179cm
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72cm
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Right
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| 00
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Non-Con
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When you love someone so much that you just have to hurt them. How else will they know their true feelings? Returned from retirement after encouragement from his older brother >Rape to play in the reserves.
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180cm
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72cm
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Left
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| 00
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Tight and Tighter
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A player who causes everone around him to become stiff. Retired due to constant cramp issues.
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182cm
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72cm
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Right
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| 00
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Choking Love
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What better way to show that you love someone then by cutting off their own air supply. Found dead at home.
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165cm
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68kg
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Left
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| 00
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Hotalia
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When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off. Had left the team due to lack of interest in football.
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180cm
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78kg
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Right
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| 00
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FrostCup
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The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love. Has left the team after refusing to play in warmer stadiums.
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170cm
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87kg
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Right
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| 00
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Defeated
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Known as a smug player, Defeated is looking to take on any challengers. Lets just hope he's not being primed for the picking. Dropped to the reserves.
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182cm
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72cm
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Left
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| 00
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>Shota
>Legal
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Also known as Highschool = Legal, his favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants. Left the team to try and play with /o/.
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166cm
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68kg
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Left
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| 00
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Butt Pirate
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He be digging that booty, if only he didn't wonder why his rodger is so jolly? Forced to retire after a injury caused a crack in his backside.
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172cm
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78kg
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Right
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| 00
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Chihiro Fujisaki
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The ORIGINAL trap husbando. Was found dead in the men's change room.
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161cm
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59kg
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Left
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| 00
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Experimental Fetish
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Not afraid to try new things, Experimental Fetish has become the brains on and off the pitch. If the team is 2 goals down with 5 minutes to go, this guy always has a plan, no matter how crazy it sounds. Left the team after refusing to accept that the world was round.
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190cm
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79kg
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Right
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| 00
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I Can't Be The Only One
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it's perfectly normal to like that piece of Yaoi art. I can see people flocking from everywhere to see Naruto banging Rick from behind, on top of an over obese Kuroko, who is trying to eat basketball shaped Heavy. Surely you aren't just sick in the head right? Was released from his contracts to sign for /trash/.
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180cm
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96kg
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Right
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| 00
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I Sooo Need It
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Whether it be about the perfect husbando, or that goal needed to put us in front, I Sooo Need it will be the only thing /y/ fans beg for when its game day. Was let go after consistent whingeing.
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180cm
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81kg
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Left
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| 00
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Mastication Masturbation
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Known for his big mouth, Mastication Masturbation is the new rookie midfielder set to take the the 4chan cup by storm. Left to try out for /ck/.
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190cm
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79cm
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Left
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| 00
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Hyper Cock
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How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him. Left the team due to a sudden change in size.
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180cm
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81kg
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Right
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| 00
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>>/aco/
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So now that /aco/ exist, surely this means all the western art in /y/ will move over there right?
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180cm
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81kg
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Left
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| 00
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Bigger Is Better
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We all prefer bigger apendages, it leaves more to share. Released from team for failed weight management.
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170cm
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83kg
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Right
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| 00
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JOEY
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How can I get off if I don't have the image talk back to me? Released to join to /trash/'s academy team.
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190cm
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79kg
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Right
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| 00
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Cum In My Pants
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A commentator's wet dream, at least this guy comes with directions. Left the team due to lack of laundry funds.
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179cm
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84kg
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Left
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| 00
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I'm Cumming
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A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen. Retiered from /y/ as he finally came.
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179cm
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76kg
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Left
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| 00
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Might
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A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out what the hell happened to his best friend Adonis. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer? Had left the team to spend quality time with his lover.
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175cm
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79kg
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Left
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| 00
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Pit
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When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...Left the team to play smash.
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175cm
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64kg
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Right
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| 00
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Sora
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Probably one of the most famous players on the team, Sora has just recently finished his time with Disney Interactive Studios. Known for being able to get out of any tight spot, Sora has lend his fellow Husbando's a hand in one of the most difficult positions available for the team. Good thing he likes to get close and personal. Left the team to work at Disney World.
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175cm
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76kg
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Right
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| 00
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Caught In The Act
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Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments.
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163cm
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96kg
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Left
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| 00
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In Your Heart
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The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments.
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160cm
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77kg
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Left
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| 00
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Yaoi Anatomy
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Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.
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187cm
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81kg
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Right
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| 00
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Yaoi I...
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Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art.
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182cm
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84kg
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Right
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| 00
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Spiderman
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The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Spiderman came out of retirement to help the team at the 2015 winter friendlies. After another stellar performance at the Sou Pes13 Friendly Games, Spiderman has returned once again to help the team once more. Surely helping /y/ win games is an easier task then beating Thanos. Retired again the team after his secret identity was revealed.
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188cm
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88kg
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Right
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| 00
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Dio Brando
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A former /cm/ player, and the last of the original husbando's, Dio looked to become the new star striker for /y/. Retired due to inconsistency in his late career.
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189cm
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82kg
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Right
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| 00
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Bert is a "Friend"
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Coined as one of the most inconsistent players to ever join the 4CC, Bert had been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. Bert signed for /y/ thanks to a deal made at /biz/ tower. /y/ needed a hero more then ever. Sadly, Bert failed to find his spark, and was released from his contract early.
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210cm
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99kg
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Left
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| 00
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Childhood Best Friend
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There are many kinds of love, but one of the most pure is with your best freind from childhood. Work friends, school friends, drinking buddies and more. Before you have to worry about the shock of betrayal or the possibility of romance, this is the friend that will always have your back. No one knows you better than them. And it shows when he treats you with more intimately than any other person. He's your next door neighbour, the person who you have sleep overs with, your opposition in those backyard sleeping bag wrestling matches and so much more. He's got /y/'s back in a pinch, and he just might have your heart as well. Dropped to the reserves.
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169cm
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89kg
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Left
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| 00
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Connor
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Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife to help out /y/'s attack. His appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate his "integration" to the team. Apparently he likes doggy style. Left the squad to join the Detroit City Police Department as Hanks full time "partner".
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180cm
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73kg
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Left
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| 00
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Noctis Lucis Caelum
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Noctis Lucis Caelum, the prince of Lucis, King of Fishing and the champion of riding chocobo's all day. Noctis looks to get away from his duties as prince by playing football. Oddly, he refuses to ride in the team coach to away games, stating he rather be "serviced" by his bodyguards on his road trips. Forced to retire after being found dead.
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180cm
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73kg
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Right
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