Player
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Description
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Swiss Neutrality |
You can't lose a war if you never participated in one.
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Zero crimes |
Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other.
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Commit Assisted Suicide |
We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it
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Your website font |
Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it, even on this one.
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REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH |
Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex.
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Free Real Water |
"Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO
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Laundry Banker |
Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes.
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The Geneva Suggestion |
>make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes.
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The Great Roger |
Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)).
ROGER FEDERER!
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Pingu Cannot Lose |
The best cartoon for swiss children
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE |
Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it.
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Mountain Fortress |
It's impossible to invade Switzerland.
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Swiss express |
The country with the best railways for your local train.
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Feefur HQ |
The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland.
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Holey cheese |
It's not cheese if isn't full of holes.
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Louis Chevrolet |
Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans.
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Pay your Dog Taxes |
Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs.
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40% of World Global Chocolate |
We have all the giant toblerones of the world
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Space Velcro |
NASA loves it
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>Switzerland has an army |
One day we gonna use it, it's well trained.
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Willhelm Tell |
>swiss robin hood and real
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LSD |
Say thanks to the Albert Hoffman when you go on another acid trip
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Economy of Switzerland |
4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide. That's some fucked up rent
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