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Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	STALIN		Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Hitler into killing himself.
LWF	Lenin		The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
SS	Porky		Will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth

Praxis

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CMF	Alunya		Board-tan catgirl. Revolutionary hero. Banned from reddit.
DMF	Critical Support		Critical support for /leftypol/
DMF	TYBNA		Reject the capitalist media industry, embrace based news anon. World news in an easy-to-digest post.
DMF	Rodina		GETchan! Leftypol!
DMF	Spooks		Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
DMF	NAZBOL GANG		Tucker Carlson was Nazbol
DMF	Posadism		Trotskyist nuclear first-strike thought with Ufology characteristics. Declares that visiting aliens could only come from a socially and scientifically advanced civilisation to master inter-planetary travel, and that such a civilisation could have only come about in a post-capitalist world. Clearly right, seeing as the USSR won the space race.

Theory

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Big Dick Wolff		https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg
CB	Dickblastt		Cockshott will bring us a cyber-socialism utopia.
LB	Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1		Read Das Kapital.
LB	An Infantile Disorder		"Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
CB	Abu Ubaida		From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
CB	Pencil Cowboy		WE WON PERU. José Pedro Castillo Terrones is a Peruvian schoolteacher, union leader, politician, and a president-elect of Peru as of June 2021. His Free Peru party uses a Pencil as their symbol.
CB	Anti-Glasses Angkar		>18.91 years
LB	The Amazing World of Gumball		The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).
LB	600 GORILLION		And the population growth rate still managed to rise!
LB	Tiananmen Square 1989		Die, urbanite! Nothing much happened that year.

Gulag

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	SOCIALISM BY 2050		China is not real communism[1], but it will be any day now...
GK	Jewish Nigger		"Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren. Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft." – Der Weihnachtsmann
GK	post chin	[[1]]	The /pol/ phenotype.

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