/leftypol/ Roster

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Not real communism yet! Main page /leftypol/

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Vanguard

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CF
STALIN LitZizek.png Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Hitler into killing himself.
  LWF
Lenin LitZizek.png The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
  SS
Porky Check your porky.png Will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth

Praxis

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CMF
Alunya Sneed alunya.png Board-tan catgirl. Revolutionary hero. Banned from reddit.
  DMF
Critical Support Assad.jpg Who must go?
  DMF
TYBNA Reject the capitalist media industry, embrace based news anon. World news in an easy-to-digest post.
  DMF
Rodina LitZizek.png GETchan! Leftypol!
  DMF
Spooks LitZizek.png Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
  DMF
NAZBOL GANG LitZizek.png Tucker Carlson is Nazbol[1]
  DMF
Posadism Ayy pepe.jpg Trotskyist nuclear first-strike thought with Ufology characteristics. Declares that visiting aliens could only come from a socially and scientifically advanced civilization to master inter-planetary travel, and that such a civilization could have only come about in a post-capitalist world. Clearly right, seeing as the USSR won the space race.


Theory

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CB
Big Dick Wolff Wolff.jpg https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg

SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!

  CB
Dickblast Cockshott strikes Again.jpg The bane of Austrian economists, Paul "The Economic Calculation Solution" Cockshott will bring us a cyber-socialist utopia!
  LB
Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1 Zentralbibliothek Zürich Das Kapital Marx 1867.jpg The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists.
  LB
An Infantile Disorder "Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
  CB
Abu Ubaida LitZizek.png From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
  CB
Pencil Cowboy LitZizek.png WE WON PERU.

José Pedro Castillo Terrones is a Peruvian schoolteacher, union leader, politician, and a president-elect of Peru as of June 2021. His Free Peru party uses a Pencil as their symbol.
  CB
Anti-Glasses Angkar >18.91 years
  LB
The Amazing World of Gumball LitZizek.png The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).
  LB
600 GORILLION LitZizek.png And the population growth rate still managed to rise!
  LB
Tiananmen Square 1989 LitZizek.png Die, urbanite! Nothing much happened that year.

Gulag

Pos. Name Picture Description
  GK
SOCIALISM BY 2050 LitZizek.png China is not real socialism[2], but it will be any day now...
  GK
Jewish Nigger Jewish uyghur2.png "Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren.

Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft."

– Der Weihnachtsmann
  GK
post chin Chin transplant.png The /pol/ phenotype.

Unpersoned

Pos. Name Picture Description