/x/ roster

Goalkeepers

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
1	Nope			NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE	Despite frequent instances of "spaghetti", this battle hardened engineer is /x/'s first choice for a goalie. With years of experience and team play, Nope will deny any plucky striker with his long arms and neck.	180/81
20	Urbex			Urban exploration is not for the faint hearted. Who knows what you may find in these abandoned buildings, talked about only in hushed whispers. Are you brave enough to find out?	This urban explorer is more cautious than the last who played for /x/, (the old forward was never seen again after visiting an abandoned Japanese hospital) and prefers the role of goalie rather than field player. Though not as experienced as Nope, Urbex is a promising talent with many great saves to his name.	185/80
30	Z̴̴͍̗̭̠̱̪͎̓ͯ̑ͩ̐ͯ̃͂̈́̍̀̚̕a͐ͭ̓ͪ͢͡͏̟̭̼ľ̨͓̰̯͓̯̮̰͖̖̦͚͉̲̦̥ͭ̊̓̋̎͘͟͠gͯ͆̋ͥ͏̧̛̹͍͇̝͇̪͢͟o̡̟͔͔̺͚̙̳̜̣̣͖̼̙͓͈͈̞̥͖̓̀͐ͮͩ̓͟			The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Ḩ̴̧̘̟̖ͧ̅̋̊̋̈̂͢Ę̸̛͙̲͕̣͉̪̼̞͎̌̾́ͦͭ̇̃ͪ̀ͦ͑̀͢ ̨̤͓͓̺̮̤͑̓͋ͩ͐ͦ̋̓ͫ̌ͪ̽̊̇ͧ̍̀͘C̵̢̨͓̘̠̠̦̫͚̳̤͚͓͙̦͆̅̌̂ͧͦ̀͐̽͑͗ͭͪͦͪͪ͐́ͅO̴̶̧̡̤̦̹̩̘̬̥̟̩̐͐̓ͣ̋͟ͅM̛̛̺͖̜̪͇͍̣̑ͭͫͤ͑̀͝E͉̞͔̝̼̥̱͊ͯ̂ͫͧ͆͢͠S͇͈̜͖ͦ̏̿ͤ͌ͥ͑̒́͌̐ͧ̚͘.̧̤͈͓̺̼̣͙̥͇̊̿̃̏̆ͯ́ͭ̌̔̽̉͌̚͘ and he knows most people would look better if they were red and had gaping black ink filled holes instead of eyes and mouth. Likewise words are better when weird symbols jut out interfering with other peoples writing. Ḧ̸̛̗͇͕̘͎̤̗̝̟̗̠̮͎̦̥̺̯́̒ͣ̓̓̍͑͊̆͆͘͢ͅȨ̨̖̱͙̫̗̖̱͔̖̍ͭͪ̍ͯ͝͞ ̧̱͕̪̫̠͕̙̤̟̭̣̹̬̥̮̅̃ͦ͋̐ͧ̓̐ͮ̌̍͢ͅŴ̷̴̛͕͉̪̼̝͕͚̮̜̯͖̠͔̭͕͔̦̝̐ͩ̂̓̉́̚͡ͅÄ̸͖̩̯̙̖̦̝́ͣͬ̉ͦ̒̔̓̔̓ͧ͟͝Ỉ̶̢͔͔̭̻͚͔͉͉͂̍̓ͮ̀T̶̵̼̖̼̻͕̠̹̫͓̃ͫͥ̊̃̆͊̑͠S̸̨̨͕͎̦̥͓͎̖̼̥̪̥͙͙̲ͩ̋ͦ̈ͫ̈́̉̓̓͂̋̓͟ ̴̯̱̜̮ͯͥͣͥ͑̂̓̂̆͊͠B̷̦̞̼̫̺̻̠̂͗̽͌̂̽̋̑͊̽ͮ̀̚Ėͥͪ̐ͣ͊͗̇ͨ͊̈̆̄̇̈́̒͌ͧ҉̱͎͓͓̻̯̲̦̻̦̣̰́͜͠ͅH̏̇ͭ̆͒̀̽̒ͯ͟͞͏̙̲̜̤̝͈͎͓̮̼̹͕̫̗̞̮̼̬Ỉ̸͕͓̼̯̯̰͓ͯ̒̕͜N̸̸̡̟͎̳̫̼̗͕̗̠̹͙̰̪̈́ͪ̅̃͑ͧ͌͊̊̓̂͌͡D̴̛̺͎̥͚͙̜̞̜̬͑͆͋̔̌̓̐̇̉͐̇͌͑̀̚̕͟ͅ ̸̴̢͉̜̝̱̥͍͇͙͕̭̲̍̒́ͯ̀̇̚͘T̨ͯ͋ͪ̈̂̂̉̓̅̉ͬ͏̵̨̦̙͉͕̝̳͢H̵̛͎̞̤̺̹̜̼͚̣̥͓͍͕͉͌ͭ̇ͨ͒ͭ̇͋͑̔ͯ̏́͜Ȩ̷̫̥̮͙̗͖̟̋̇̈͗̒ͤ̌͒̎ͮ̔̃͂̏͢ ̵̨̖̤̰̹͕̣̜͈̹̮̔ͪ̎̇͝͡W̸͇̭̗̼͈̙̖̟ͭ̍͆ͬ͌͛ͣ̉ͥ̆͗ͩ͐̂̈́̈́͒͆̚͘͝͠ͅAͥ̑̈ͪ̽̍͋͗ͩ͒̿͗̾ͯ̉͏̷̧͍͎̲̫͓̥͍͎͝L̡̍̐́̄̉̃̅ͯ҉̷͖̥͇̣̠̮̗͇́͘L̸̷̲̹̝̼̫͓̝̙̦̅̓͂̍̋̑̍̋̃̏ͧ̐ͮ̀͠ͅ.̸̶̸̧̻̯͚͍̼̯͇͈̜͙̻͖̭̙̞̠̿͂͌̍͑͝ͅ	Though he may be shorter than his counterparts, Zalgo is a tough keeper. His biggest assets being his ability to Kick the ball hard and accurately directly to his team's strikers, and his ability to see the direction of and save many free kicks while waiting behind the wall.	170/74

Defenders

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
4	Slenderman			Always watches, no eyes.	The tallest player on the team by far, slenderman has been a staple in the /x/ defensive line for years, even with some goals to his name in his brief stint as a forward. Hints are also about that a young prodige of his may be making the main team soon, with a first appearance this halloween.	205/83
3	The Rake			I have experienced the greatest terror. I see his eyes when I close mine. They are hollow. Black. They saw me and pierced me. His wet hand. I will not sleep.	A solid player and often a strikers worst nightmare, The Rake is considered a staple of the /x/ team, although a poor disciplinary record due to violent tackles and frequent bad mouthing leaves him few fans, fewer still deny his usefulness to the team.	189/83
2	Astral Meetup			What better way to make new friends than to lie together in a circle and try to force your soul out of your own body?	Sporting an iconic star body paint, Astral Meetup has been a strong right back in recent cups, notably working very well with Cthulhu helping to establish /x/'s strong wing-play.	194/81
5	Creepypasta			The main source of entertainment on /x/. Some are good, some are bad, some are even funny. All will give you nightmares.	As the staple /x/ left back, The bald blue Creepypasta is one of the very best when it comes to passes, working with The Grey on the left wing to fully establish /x/'s strong wing play.	194/81
14	Chaos Magick			The practice of chaos magick is an ancient and refined art, where you use the power of faith and belief to make the extraordinary actually happen. Or you just consume so many hallucinogens that you can't tell the difference.	The white haired usual sub for Slenderman has some big boots to fill, and though he will never make up the physical inches, his defensive abilities are no joke. Any initial sigh of relief at Slendy not being on the pitch will quickly leave.	185/80
13	Divination			Whether it be through tarot cards, crystal balls or a certain spiritual connection OP has with anon, people will always want to know more about their future.	Another white haired sub, The Rake's counterpart is used often, not as hardy as his counterpart, he makes up with exceptional passing and defensive awareness, stopping critical through balls and crosses.	185/85
12	UFO Hunter			I want to believe...so i get up every day at 7 am with my binoculars and camera and take pictures of blurry objects on the horizon.	Often used as a wing back with a little more durability and presence, though not as tall or accurate with passes as astral meetup, UFO Hunter makes up with incredible strength and tackling ability, often used starting game when playing against a strong attacking team.	180/80
15	Exorcist			THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!	Plays a more defensive role compared to Creepypasta, though can work wing play as well. Known for the most part for his deadly accurate free kicks finding the strikers. Often played against more aggressive, attacking teams.	185/80
17	Doppelganger			Everyone is unique! ...or not	This right back is everything you want from a late game sub. Fast, agile, and aggressive, Doppelganger is often a game changer in critical moments for /x/.	175/65
18	Solomon Demon			This abomination appeared in Israel, bound and made a slave by king Solomon. See, this is what happens when you give a jew a magic ring.	A firey late game sub, this left back is skilled with both feet, looking to run hard down the wing against the exhausted opposing team and let loose that crucial game changing cross.	175/72

Midfielders

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
6	Holder Series			In any city, in any country, there's a mental institution or halfway house you can try any of these in. There were 2538 of these Objects, but 2000 were lost. The remaining 538 must never come together. Ever.	A solid player with fast reflexes, always looking to win the ball from the opposing team, works tirelessly in both attacking and defending, filling in gaps when a winger goes forward. (also has great dance moves)	180/81
11	SCP Series			WARNING: THE FOUNDATION DATABASE IS CLASSIFIED. ACCESS BY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. PERPETRATORS WILL BE TRACKED, LOCATED, AND DETAINED.	A striker at heart, SCP series will also work tirelessly as a midfielder. Though he will look for any chance to get on the end of a throughball and score.	180/81
16	Ethereal Ghost			You've heard of ghosts right? How about Ethereal ghosts? They're just like normal ghosts....only spookier....	A cocky midfielder who loves to track back and always seems to be in the right place at the right time, often used when implementing a more possessive style of play.	180/80
26	Deja Vu			You know that feeling when you've seen something before? Yeah, apparently it's paranormal enough for /x/, who knew.	A natural midfielder, always looks to set up strikers and pass the ball selflessly, a true team player.	175/80
19	Shoggoth			It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.	A clever, more versatile midfielder, acting as both an aggressive sub and a starting lineup play instigator.	180/70
29	Secret Society			Do any of you know anyone in the Illuminati? Because I want in.	Used as both a solid starting midfielder and aggressive late game, this versatile midfielder is similar in style, and works well with Shoggoth. Often goes for ridiculous volleys from outside the box.	180/73
8	Cthulhu			Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.	The driving force in /x/'s right wing play, though not as fast as his left wing counterpart The Grey, Cthulhu has a bag of tricks to keep the opponents guessing. Often finds himself wide open on the end of a through ball having slipped past the defensive line after shenanigans by x-tan and P-head, though yet to score a goal in competitive play, management feels it is only time.	189/70
7	The Grey			"The Grey Alien" is the most commonly sighted alien worldwide. Short in stature with weak skeletal bodies, large black eyes and a bulbous head. Basically your generic alien. (ayy lmao)	Fast, cheeky, brilliant. The left winger for /x/ is destined for great things. The fastest player on the pitch in most situations, The Grey is the first player to be up on the attack, whether it be on the ball looking to cross, or in with the defenders looking to score a rebound from an attempt by Pyramid Head. Starting life as a center back, his small stature and weak frame left much to be desired in defense, but this plucky little alien has only ever over performed when playing as the left winger.	165/66

Strikers

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
10	X Tan			The very essence and soul of the /x/ board put in a girl shaped bundle. Cute and Creepy.	A truly gifted player, X Tan is the driving force behind the /x/ attack, able to shoot and pass brilliantly with both feet and use mesmerizing skills to outfox defenders, X Tan is always a tricky problem for any team to face.	170/75
9	Pyramid Head			The Physical embodiment of one crazy man's dark repressed desires, now donned with the captains armband, will hope to lead his spooky team to victory.	With superb ball control and pure striking, the pinnacle of /x/'s attacking play Pyramid Head is one of the only strikers in competitive play to effectively use his head to score goals on a consistent basis. Thanks in no small part to the superb wing play, Pyramid Head is the ideal target for any high ball towards him, controlling and volleying home the gold on numerous occasions, as well as outright header goals.	199/75