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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
4	GK	SNAA			Sana was complaining about not being able to torture enemy players while being stuck in the goal, so we benched her and gave her some victims in return.
55	LB	Chelsea			NA lives on. Without refunds of course.
60	CB	Twincest			200 million times a second
19	CB	Oh?			Evade? Meta Breaking? Big dicked dominatrix? Yup, it's Vagitan time.
0	CB	Forgotten at Best			Literally who
42	RB	Mysterious heroine of 0% gacha rate			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄.
69	CMF	AIDS			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless?
666	CMF	HomuHomu		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Armed and dangerous crazy lesbian. Plays to bring joy to Madoka's face.
1	SS	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve wearing full-body pantyhose and seducing a college woman. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
2	SS	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: 0
21	CF	Madokami			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madoka will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
43	LB	Fool Girl			NNNnnnanooooo?
9	LB	5v1 me, faggot			Who needs a full team of level 100s when you can wipe a team with just one and a full set of limit broken memoriae?
12	DMF	BESTJANNU			/fgog/ BTFO
30	CB	/PMMM/ Smells Like This?!			S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
25	CB	Hinomoto Supremacy
24	RB	Rena-chan Cringe...			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
56	RB	Sakae Town Bicycle			Shame of Mizuna
26	SS	Daito International Airport
72	SS	Dragon Ovipostitor
777	SS	Something's Gonna Get Blown Off			>cums when she's about to die How did they get away with this?
70	SS	Little Foal			YUNA-SAN YUNA-SAN YUNA-SAN SSU~ CUMMING SSU~
19	CB	TSUVID-19			Onegai TSUVID! Please don't shut down my country!
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Notable retired players

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
28	LB	Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
10	CMF	Gorilla Leader			A charge gorilla who is the leader of Team Gorilla, which includes Rena's Renas (accele gorilla) and Fuyuyu (anti-water gorilla).
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
33	DMF	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
35	CMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
13	CMF	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
39	LB	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...
14	CB	Mother of Rumours
35	CB	Grand Moff Tarkin
41	DMF	Wings of Chargius
6	CMF	BEFRIENDING		[[File:]]	Time travel back to /u/.
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Superseded by HomuHomu. You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes.
11	CB	Fuuyu			Retired before VGL 17. Now waits on the side to punish Rena for her misplays after games. Despite being a member of Team Gorilla, she only has 2 blast disks. But at least she gorilla-fies against water types. Promoted to starter so she can Fuyu Rena's Renas.
25	LB	Holy Mami			Fired for VGL 17.
5	RB	Blonde Beauty			Retired for VGL 17. Ghost of that takes over Shonenshitter sleeping body.
6	CB	Cute and fUNNY	[[File:|300px]]	[[File:]]	Who?