/s4s/

This team is topkek levels of GOAT! Get Kek'd

/s4s/
I Need Dubs
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013 Manager Huey Lewis The News Owner ETi, Inc. IRL manager DoubleNigger !!WN64AbCpO6P Team colors Chat color C0BF17 Shrek Drek Green Ranking 36 Highest rank 36 (??) Lowest rank 47 (??) Top scorer Shrek (14) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Patrick Bateman Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says Nickname Shitp4sters S4squatches Dubs FC
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 5 3 3 11 45.45%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /s4s/  3–0  /3/ 27 October 2013 Biggest defeat /s4s/  0–2  /an/ 21 September 2012 First match /gd/  3–1  /s4s/ 12 July 2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem All Star Goal horn Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis And The News
Kits

/s4s/ (officially stylized [s4s]) is a brand new team, dedicated to the board that what was thought to be an April Fools' joke but is here to stay, essforess. If you fuck with them, you'll get Shrek'd and have to check 'em for eternity.

goddamn these puns fucking suck

They are currently a Spring Fetus Team.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Doge 22   CB Dubs (S24) 33   CB Trips (S24) 81   RB Fignewton (S24) 2   LB Froge (S24) 55   DMF Quints 76   DMF Quads (P11) 7   AMF Top Kek (S06, P10 P14) 76   AMF Cory Baxter (S05 S06 P10) 66   SS Patrick Bateman (S01 S05 S06 P04) 99   SS Shrek (S01 S06 S11 P18)

No. Position Player 87   GK Huey Lewis 20   GK #fortune 43   CB The Player Of Happiness 4   CB Donut Man 16   RB Virus 18   LB Le Pig Shig 45   DMF Ebin 4   DMF Shiggi Donatello 98   AMF Tunnel Snakes Rule 24   CB Prime Minister Face 88   DMF /s4s/ Get 11   DMF Gippo Dudee

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 12, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Shrek 86'
July 20, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Quads 22'
September 21, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
October 5, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Shrek 36'
October 25, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	Shrek   13', 40' Patrick Bateman 35' Top Kek 48'
October 26, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-0 W	Patrick Bateman 50' Shrek 70', 78'
October 27, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	Shrek  70', 77'
October 27, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	Shrek 65'
November 16, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Shrek 34'
November 22, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Shrek 65'
November 24, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Shrek 18', 37', 52', 65'

Downloads

Export

N/A, export will be made once I've torrented PES 14. >yfw /s4s/ wins summer DoubleNigger 04:15, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

Tournament History

2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

/s4s/ breezed through Group B in the Babby qualifiers, with 2 out of their 3 victories by two or more goals. With a tie against the legbutts, they finished at the top of the group with 10 points, and were through to the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup...

2013 Autumn Babby Cup

...where they drew /cgl/, /r9k/, and /pol/. In their first game against /pol/, /s4s/ started out with an early 1-0 lead, but gave up 2 late goals and lost 2-1. /s4s/ drew with /cgl/ 1-1, after a 65' goal by Shrek. /s4s/ needed a win versus /r9k/ to at least avoid being relegated to the Spring Fetus, and things were looking up after 4 goals by Shrek gave them a 4-2 lead late in the second half. Sadly, the wheels came off in the last 23 minutes as Robot9001 scored at 67' and 77'. /s4s/ drew for the second straight match, finished with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again in the Fetus tier of competition.

2014 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

SOON.

Statistics

Player Name	Total Goals
Shrek	14
Patrick Bateman	2
Quads	1
Top Kek	1