/funkg/ Roster

</funkg/ Roster team is subject to get the rework

Starting 9

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
GK		13	Cardiac Arrest Senpai	The culmination of one too many bento boxes	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Roses
LB		4	Lemonster	I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iphone [...] My heart is breakin' thinking suicide, I ain't got no iphone.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Winter Horrorland (B-Side)
CB		94	Carlos	Come on, freestyle it, kid!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Refresher
CB		11	Retarded GF	That's how you do it!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tutorial
RB		17	Funny Clown	You do not kill clown...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Calliope
CMF		77	Cheffriend	Full-time rapper, Part-time chef	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Fresh (BF's mix)
LMF		46	Convict	"Convict..." now full erect on 2024...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tremors
RMF		88	Whitty A. Nigger	Lol, I can't breathe	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ballistic
LWF		10	Pico	Professional School shooter and slayer	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Blammed
RWF		5	Daddy Dearest	The kino jobber mogs the seething soul	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dadbattle
SS		53	Cock Joke	From Iconic NG logo to saying cock jokes since 2006 (and counting)	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Guns

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
SS		89	Bonecel Terrorist	>tfw 5'11	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Genocide
GK		23	Seething Soul	Destined to to be mogged by the Kino Jobber	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Thorns
LB		41	Skyanon	Defends his waifu against clout-leeching niggers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Bfswifeforever
LB		6	Valerie	A hermit crab with a singing voice	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Valerie
DMF		71	Inquisitive Pump	ITS A SPOOKY MONTH	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Spookeez
CB		3	AMPP	Eternal jobber of the HGs	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Unstoppable
CB		70	Ena	What conspiracy theories are we cooking on the menu today?	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	God Race
SS		9	KKK Larper	Exterminator of Whittymen	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Remorse
DMF		32	Stanford-sama	/funkg/? Extremely Idiotic.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Madness Combat 6.5 Soundtrack
CB		33	Deimos (forma de rock)	In a Nevada without plastic surgery, you gotta improvise	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Eidolon Step