/pakeji/

To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Founded

July 8, 2023

Manager

GSC President

IRL manager

Sovlmancer

Team colors

Chat color

01d2ff
Pakeji Blue

Top scorer

Explosive Dog (2)

Top assister

Rapist Elf (2)

Captain

Arona

Website

/pakeji/ - Pakeji

Nickname

Dolphins, Whales

Historic performance

1	0	2			3				33.33%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
7	10	-3

Biggest win
/pakeji/	3–2	/gsc/
2 September, 2023

Biggest defeat
/bomber/	3–0	/pakeji/
1 September, 2023

First match
/vh/	5–4	/pakeji/
26 August, 2023

Team music

Anthem	Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
Victory Anthem	Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange

Goal horn

Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!

Kits

9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!
You don't want the game to EoS, do you?
Get every student with this ONE simple trick.

C

reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.

Exports

/ag/ League 7	Kivotos Halo Festival
Tactics Export Aesthetics Export Audio Export Pastebin	[Tactics Export] [Aesthetics Export] Audio Export Pastebin

Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Pink Archive

2

CB

Trad Clingy Cat GF

3

CB

Modern Clingy Cat GF

4

LB

Precious Student

5

RB

WAKALOVE

6

DMF

Is coffee good for you?

7

CMF

Rapist Elf

8

CMF

Hyakkiyako Enthusiast

9

AMF

Explosive Dog

10

SS

19 Eligma

11

CF

Rin-chan, my beloved.

No.

Position

Player

12

GK

Useless Mascot

13

CB

>17 years old

14

CB

SHE FUCKING SHOT ME

15

LB

Yamato Nakadashi

16

LB

Tea Woman

17

LB

Cute Librarian

18

RB

RARE HARE

19

RB

Shiggy

20

RB

IGIMASS

21

DMF

CORPSE

22

DMF

Here's your rate up student, bro

23

DMF

Ako fan on /bag/

Music

Main Themes	Goalhorns	Chants
Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) File:TeamAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Victory Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2) File:VictoryAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae! File:GoalThemeGoalWoNerae.ogg	Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School File:GoalUnwelcomeSchool.ogg Precious Student: Theme 159 - Operation☆DOTABATA File:GoalOperationDOTABATA.ogg 19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 3) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix.ogg 19 Eligma (hat-trick): Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 4) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix2.ogg Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes File:GoalShootingAthletes.ogg Hyakkiyako Enthusiast: Theme 145 - Hinagesi File:GoalHinagesi.ogg Rin-chan, my beloved: Theme 2 - Luminous Memory (REMIX) File:GoalLuminousMemoryRemix.ogg WAKALOVE: Theme 77 - Burning Love File:GoalBurningLove.ogg	Arigato File:ChantArigato.ogg Atsui File:ChantAtsui.ogg BruAkaivu File:ChantBruAkaivu.ogg Ganbare File:ChantGanbare.ogg Hiyee File:ChantHiyee.ogg Kufufu~ File:ChantKufufu.ogg Sensei File:ChantSensei.ogg Shuwabababa File:ChantShuwabababa.ogg Wappi File:ChantWappi.ogg

History

Creation

Team created solely to see Explosive Dog play divegrass. It somehow worked out.

/ag/ League 7

>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

Kivotos Halo Festival

We will see.

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League 7	Group Stage	/vh/	4 – 5 L	8' 19 Eligma 48' 19 Eligma ' (Coom in Doom) 52' Coom in Doom ' (Rapist Elf) 74' Rapist Elf ' (Explosive Dog)	26 August, 2023
		/bomber/	0 – 3 L		1 September, 2023
		/gsc/	3 – 2 W	48' Explosive Dog ' (Is coffee good for you?) 55' Coom in Doom 90' Explosive Dog ' (Rapist Elf)	2 September, 2023
Kivotos Halo Festival	Group Stage	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD
		TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD
		TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD