/sp/ Roster

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The players that will represent  /sp/ in the next cup.

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	1	So, it happened again		Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
GK	12	Exposed		If you win, you can claim apologies. If you lose, you're exposed

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
LB	93	>1993		The last time a Canadian team won the NHL
LB	29	We European		Kylian Mbappé, who is of Cameroonian and Algerian descent, once used the phrase "We European" in a press conference
LB	5	Ngubu		luv 'im like me own son
CB	4	An horse		Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
CB	17	700 Mirrion Dorrar		Japanese luckswing player Shohei Ohtani signed for the LA Dodgers on a contract worth 700 million dollars
CB	9	Vent Colombians		During the 2024 Copa America final, ticketless Colombians started forcing themselves past security, climbing walls, and eventually crawling into ventilation shafts to get in.
CB	24	Please Watch Our Copa		Temu Euros
CB	14	SHE'S A DISGRACE		The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
RB	90	El Var Sinson		VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character
RB	89	George Costanza		>giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final i shiggy diggy
RB	3	Universal Choking Sign		pic unrelated

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	6	Perro Caca		perro caca
CMF	19	my reffies :)		Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.
CMF	10	Messi		mesi
DMF	96	THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP		*slips*
DMF	43	>he does it for free		NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
AMF	10	Punished Messi		Some events in the previous season got Messi to no longer be "Punished," but due to poor performances in the 2018 world cup, he had become punished again.
RMF	22	perro caca		perro caca
CMF	6	*dabs with the World Cup*		Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba.
DMF	12	EXPOSED		Your a baldy, baldy
CMF	9	COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS		SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS
AMF	89	George Costanza		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk >needing to watch this video ISHYGDDT
CMF	96	Exorcised Maradona		The only hope argentina has left.

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Description
SS	43	>he does it for free		NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
SS	96	THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP		*slips*
SS	66	CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS		An ancient anglo phrase which translates to something like "Come on England, please do score some goals if you wouldn't terribly mind".
SS	11	Owen Goal		The 2024 European Championship featured an entire 10 own goals (should've been 11, Kounde was robbed) while the next best scorers only managed 3.
SS	77	gimi		gimi
SS	33	amd amx		Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
CF	7	TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU		A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.

Reserves

Name	Description
RGKnee	A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT	AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here?	A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL	Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite?	He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/	The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver	A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter	It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw	The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445	A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver	Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon	Because.jpg
I really, really like women	He really, really likes them
System Babby	A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman	Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium	It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop	The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
Roast Solo	DON'T POST IT
Please Watch Our League	Please.
Refball	The MVP of every major sport.
USA USA USA	USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
SKEEEUP	SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
WENGER OUT	>Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
amd amx	>Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.