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/pakeji/
To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.
Pakeji logo.png
/pakeji/ - Pakeji
Founded July 8, 2023
Manager GSC President
IRL manager Sovlmancer
Team colors
Chat color 01d2ff
Pakeji Blue
Top scorer TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. (13)
Top assister TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma (6)
Captain Arona
Website /pakeji/ - Pakeji
Nickname Dolphins, Whales
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
9 0 2 11 81.82%
GF GA GD
33 17 +16
Biggest win
/pakeji/ Pakeji icon.png 6–2 Chroma icon.png /chroma/
24 March, 2024
Biggest defeat
/bomber/ Bomber icon.png 3–0 Pakeji icon.png /pakeji/
1 September, 2023
First match
/vh/ Vh icon.png 5–4 Pakeji icon.png /pakeji/
26 August, 2023
Team music
Anthem Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
Victory Anthem Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2)
Goal horn Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!
Kits


  • 9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!

  • You don't want the game to EoS, do you?

  • Get every student with this ONE simple trick.


C
reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.


Exports

/ag/ League 7 Kivotos Halo Festival


Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.
No. Position Player
1
GK
TeamIconPlana.png Pink Archive
2
CB
TeamIconKikyou.png Trad Clingy Cat GF
3
CB
TeamIconKazusa.png Modern Clingy Cat GF
4
LB
TeamIconAkira.png Precious Student
5
RB
TeamIconWakamo.png WAKALOVE
6
DMF
TeamIconChihiro.png Is coffee good for you?
7
CMF
TeamIconChinatsu.png Rapist Elf
8
CMF
TeamIconKaho.png Hyakkiyako Enthusiast
9
SS
TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog
10
SS
TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Captain
11
CF
TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved.
No. Position Player
12
GK
TeamIconSensei.png Useless Mascot
13
CB
TeamIconKanna.png >17 years old
14
CB
TeamIconSumire.png SHE FUCKING SHOT ME
15
LB
TeamIconMimori.png Yamato Nakadashi
16
LB
TeamIconNagisa.png Tea Woman
17
LB
TeamIconUi.png Cute Librarian
18
RB
TeamIconHare.png RARE HARE
19
RB
TeamIconShigure.png Shiggy
20
RB
TeamIconNonomi.png IGIMASS
21
DMF
TeamIconSena.png CORPSE
22
DMF
TeamIconSaya.png Here's your rate up student, bro
23
DMF
TeamIconAko.png Ako fan on /bag/

Music

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
File:TeamAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg

Victory Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2)
File:VictoryAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg

Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!
File:GoalThemeGoalWoNerae.ogg

Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School
File:GoalUnwelcomeSchool.ogg

Precious Student: Theme 159 - Operation☆DOTABATA
File:GoalOperationDOTABATA.ogg

19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 3)
File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix.ogg

19 Eligma (hat-trick): Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 4)
File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix2.ogg

Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes
File:GoalShootingAthletes.ogg

Hyakkiyako Enthusiast: Theme 145 - Hinagesi
File:GoalHinagesi.ogg

Rin-chan, my beloved: Theme 1 - Constant Moderato (REMIX)
File:GoalConstantModeratoRemix.ogg

WAKALOVE: Theme 77 - Burning Love
File:GoalBurningLove.ogg

Arigato
File:ChantArigato.ogg

Atsui
File:ChantAtsui.ogg

BruAkaivu
File:ChantBruAkaivu.ogg

Ganbare
File:ChantGanbare.ogg

Hiyee
File:ChantHiyee.ogg

Kufufu~
File:ChantKufufu.ogg

Rin-chan
File:ChantRinchan.ogg

Sensei
File:ChantSensei.ogg

Shuwabababa
File:ChantShuwabababa.ogg

Wappi
File:ChantWappi.ogg

History

Creation

Team created solely to see TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog play divegrass. It somehow worked out.

/ag/ League 7

>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

UPDATE: Since Kivotos Halo Festival is now a yearly event, the team has been prohibited from playing in any future AGLs.
I prefer signing up my other team Fluff icon.png /fluff/ for any other invitational, therefore Pakeji icon.png /pakeji/ will only play in the aforementioned festival.
UPDATE 2: My sources have informed me that the festival may be dead due to the disappearance of the manager. If that's the case then the team is dead.

Kivotos Halo Festival

>defeat the debt school with a chant abuse
>close SRT once again
>destroy some cardboards
>remind gamers that P2W is a good thing
>expose FRAUDkoto
>play catch with Himari as her team watches
>achieve a happy ending against doomfags with the power of an ADULT CARD

Sensei's rights? Respected. Sensei's wallet? Empty. Life is good.

Matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date
Ag logo.png
/ag/ League 7 		Group Stage
 		Vh icon.png /vh/ 4 – 5 L Goal 8' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma
Goal 48' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconSeia.png' (Coom in Doom)
Goal 52' TeamIconSeia.png Coom in Doom Assist TeamIconChinatsu.png' (Rapist Elf)
Goal 74' TeamIconChinatsu.png Rapist Elf Assist TeamIconHibiki.png' (Explosive Dog) 		26 August, 2023
Bomber icon.png /bomber/ 0 – 3 L 1 September, 2023
Gsc icon.png /gsc/ 3 – 2 W Goal 48' TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog Assist TeamIconChihiro.png' (Is coffee good for you?)
Goal 55' TeamIconSeia.png Coom in Doom
Goal 90' TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog Assist TeamIconChinatsu.png' (Rapist Elf) 		2 September, 2023
Midweek Madness Friendly Match
 		Bag icon.png /bag/ 2 – 1 W Goal 29' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconAkira.png' (Precious Student)
Goal 42' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma) 		25 January, 2024
Kivotoscup.png
Kivotos Halo Festival 		Group Stage
 		Abydos icon.png /abydos/ 2 – 0 W Goal 79' TeamIconChinatsu.png Rapist Elf Assist TeamIconRin.png' (Rin-chan, my beloved.)
Goal 84' TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog 		16 March, 2024
Srt icon.png /srt/ 4 – 1 W Goal 16' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma)
Goal 32' TeamIconKaho.png Hyakkiyako Enthusiast Assist TeamIconHibiki.png' (Explosive Dog)
Goal 53' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconHare.png' (RARE HARE)
Goal 60' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconHare.png' (RARE HARE) 		17 March, 2024
Npc icon.png /npc/ 4 – 0 W Goal 30' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma)
Goal 50' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconRin.png' (Rin-chan, my beloved.)
Goal 59' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved.
Goal 87' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconChinatsu.png' (Rapist Elf) 		23 March, 2024
Quarterfinals
 		Gdd icon.png /gdd/ 4 – 3 W Goal 6' TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog
Goal 26' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconAko.png' (Ako fan on /bag/)
Goal 42' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconKaho.png' (Hyakkiyako Enthusiast)
Goal 76' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma) 		24 March, 2024
Semifinals
 		Gehenna icon.png /gehenna/ 2 – 0 W Goal 39' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma
Goal 64' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconRin.png' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 		24 March, 2024
Final
 		Millennium icon.png /millennium/ 2 – 0 W Goal 5' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconHibiki.png' (Explosive Dog)
Goal 9' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma) 		24 March, 2024
Final Boss
 		Chroma icon.png /chroma/ 6 – 2 W Goal 22' TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma Assist TeamIconRin.png' (Rin-chan, my beloved.)
Goal 55' TeamIconHare.png RARE HARE Assist TeamIconChinatsu.png' (Rapist Elf)
Goal 63' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconHare.png' (RARE HARE)
Goal 67' TeamIconChinatsu.png Rapist Elf Assist TeamIconArona.png' (19 Eligma)
Goal 84' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconHare.png' (RARE HARE)
Goal 90+1' TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. Assist TeamIconChinatsu.png' (Rapist Elf) 		24 March, 2024

Statistics

Player Statistics

Players in italics have retired from the team.

Player (Striker) Goals Assists MVPs
TeamIconRin.png Rin-chan, my beloved. 13 4 5
TeamIconArona.png 19 Eligma 9 6 2
TeamIconHibiki.png Explosive Dog 4 3 2
TeamIconChinatsu.png Rapist Elf 3 5 0
TeamIconSeia.png Coom in Doom 2 1 0
TeamIconHare.png RARE HARE 1 4 0
TeamIconKaho.png Hyakkiyako Enthusiast 1 1 0
TeamIconAkira.png Precious Student 0 1 0
TeamIconChihiro.png Is coffee good for you? 0 1 0
TeamIconAko.png Ako fan on /bag/ 0 1 0
Player (Goalkeeper) Saves
TeamIconPlana.png Pink Archive 14
TeamIconSensei.png Useless Mascot 6
TeamIconPhrenapates.png I'll take responsibility. 3

Competition Statistics

League W D L GF GA GD
Ag logo.png /ag/ League 7 1 0 2 7 10 -3
Midweek Madness 1 0 0 2 1 1
Kivotoscup.png Kivotos Halo Festival 7 0 0 24 6 18
Total: 9 0 2 33 17 +16

Team Awards

Gallery

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