/sbu/

/sbu/
None of Us Is as Dumb as All of Us
/sbu/ - Smooth Brains United
Founded 11 August 2024 IRL manager Nada Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00 Cipher !!V0y9uLMUuqu aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up DarkElfNinja !!bBkegrCfrWM Team colors Extra team colors Chat color 9B111E Ruby Red Top scorer () Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Perfect Heart, Eh? Sex?, Happy Boobs Website /sbu/ - Smooth Brains United Nickname Smoothbrains, Retards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Smooth Brains United is a tag team combining the /vg/ League rosters of /nepgen/, /alg/, and /skg/ founded on 11th August, 2024. The team will begin play in /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3.

Roster /nepgen/

No. Position Player 11 GK Nepgeardam 17 LB Kurome 20 CB Rapesty 8 CB Monday 10 RB Neptunia Games on Motorcycles 5 DMF Ronaldinho Soccer 64 3 LMF Buy Life Rings 7 CMF Big Nep 2 RMF Buran 4 AMF No Sisters 1 CF Perfect Heart

No. Position Player 21 LB Makers 16 LB Ram 9 CB DESU~ 19 CB Sik Sok Influencer 6 CB Nepgyaaa 15 RB Rom‎ 12 RB Switch Exclusive 13 DMF Sister Killer 14 DMF Bad At Everything 18 DMF Too Expensive 22 DMF Play Compa-chan Games 23 DMF Marvy

Roster /alg/

No. Position Player 62   GK HONEYYYYYY 69   CF EH?SEX? 6   AMF E 88   RMF BUILD ROON 2   CMF BOCCHI THE BOAT 5   LMF LOVELY FOX WIFE 300   DMF PRINZ LOVE 14   LB AUNTIE 11   CB AITA! 20   CB TASHCUNNY 19   RB MOMMY

No. Position Player 18   LB BISCUIT FORMA DE ZWEI 13   LB MARK PEPPER 8   CB LE CUNNY 17   CB UNIPORN 7   CB IRREPLACABLE KOT 15   RB GIB ORDERS 9   RB PINK CUNT 10   DMF OH NO NO SISTERS 23   DMF RETVRN TO SAIL 12   DMF WHITE MEN FUCK DOGS 24   DMF I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MEAT 262   DMF TITS TOO BIG THE GAME

Roster /skg/

No. Position Player 1 GK Ball Mommy 2 RB Fucky 4 CB Yahoo Time 5 CB Sank You 3 LB Sucky 6 DMF BIG FAT KAT TATS 7 CMF Obligatory Crossover Senran 8 AMF Walmart Kagura 9 SS LIFE 10 SS HOMETOWN 11 CF Happy Boobs

No. Position Player 12 GK Punch My Balls 13 RB Hai Ronpa 20 RB Edgy Shortstack 15 CB 15 Years Old You Sick Fuck 16 CB Subtle Imu 21 CB Miggers 22 CB Christmas Cake 14 LB Bashou’s Friend 17 LB Cute Crab 18 DMF Bonk the Ronk 19 DMF Meebs 23 DMF Fuck China

Exports

• Music Export: how do I upload this shit? whats a mega? WHATS A RIGDIO??

 /nepgen/

• Tactical Export:How retarded can we get?
• Aesthetics Export: I have pretended to be retarded for 10 years and I am not stopping now

 /alg/

• Tactical Export:Applicants are required by military regulation to have a percentile score on a standardized test called the ASVAB that is 31 or more, which is roughly comparable to an IQ score on the Stanford-Binet scale of a little bit less than 92, for high school graduates seeking to enter the Navy.
• Aesthetics Export: in a team full of retards and idiots, Essex stands on top

 /skg/

• Tactical Export: HURR DURR
• Aesthetics Export: Dare to Be Stupid

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
	TBD	/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3 Winners’ Bracket Quarterfinals