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The players that will represent 
/sp/ in the 
2024 4chan Summer Cup.
Goalkeepers
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No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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1
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So, it happened again
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Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
>biggest event on the board is now /mug/
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13
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Bald Fraud
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME
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Defenders
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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0
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Rachael Gunn, PhD
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An Australian PhD holder who wrote her dissertation on interpretative dance was chosen to represent Australia in breakdancing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Her qualification was completely rigged and like the old, dried up hag she is she completely embarrassed herself and her nation, scoring 0 points. Just watch her vs. any of the other competitors to see how incredibly shit she was.
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20
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Monicius Jr.
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Real Madrid player Vinicius Jr. is known to be a bit of an arrogant cunt, baiting racial abuse so he can cry about it in press conferences. Mono = Monkey in Portuguese -> Monicius
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33
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amd amx
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Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
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4
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An horse
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Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
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4
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>schalke
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>schalke is an ancioent part of /sp/ history, where confused burgers who had no idea what Schalke is would post >schalke with this image whenever Schalke were mentioned. Though old, >schalke still maintains relevance as this former staple of the Champions League now wallows in the lower part of the 2nd Bundesliga.
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18
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Cuckitini
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When a /sp/artan discovered that Messi's last name is Cuccitini, you can imagine what happened next. Although primarily referring to Messi, the term Cuckitini has since been applied so several other athletes by schizo spammers.
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25
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Please Watch Our League
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The Portuguese league is known for being a talent farm for bigger leagues, much to the dismay of the Portuguese, who believe their league is worth watching. (lol)
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14
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SHE'S A DISGRACE
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The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
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77
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gimi
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gimi
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3
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Universal Choking Sign
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pic unrelated
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22
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Prison FC
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As athletes retire and fade from relevance, they might look for other things to pass the time. Prison FC references athletes who after retirement or while active have been arrested for or convicted of crimes like murder, rape, drugs, etc.
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Midfield
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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6
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Perro Caca
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perro caca
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19
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my reffies :)
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Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.
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10
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Messi
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mesi
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Forwards
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Pos
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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43
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>he does it for free
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NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
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96
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP
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*slips*
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66
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HE'S COMING HOME
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Whenever England lose, domestic abuse cases skyrocket
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11
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Owen Goal
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The 2024 European Championship featured an entire 10 own goals (should've been 11, Kounde was robbed) while the next best scorers only managed 3.
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77
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gimi
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gimi
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33
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amd amx
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Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
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7
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
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Reserves
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Description
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| RGKnee
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A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
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| YOU LIKE THAT
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AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
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| Who /a/ here?
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A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
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| VETTELWINSLOL
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Formula 1 meme
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| Is Flacco Elite?
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He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
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| /trb/
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The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
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| UTV Archiver
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A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
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| Lad Banter
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It's just banter, m8.
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| Outlaw
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The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
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| eatdatpussy445
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A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
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| Vaughncouver
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Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
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| Michael Wilbon
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Because.jpg
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| I really, really like women
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He really, really likes them
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| System Babby
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A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
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| Nerman
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Brazil's top meme
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| >still at the stadium
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It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
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| >poop
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The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
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| Roast Solo
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DON'T POST IT
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| Please Watch Our League
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Please.
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| Refball
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The MVP of every major sport.
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
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| SKEEEUP
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SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
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| WENGER OUT
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>Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
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| amd amx
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>Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
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2024 4chan Summer Cup.
