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This page is slightly more up to date, but cards are not present. Most links point to SWFchan, which is covered in porn ads - you have been warned.
Team photo
Rear: Loituma, F.O.E, WRRRRRY, PARTY HARD, Kikkoman, Gardervoir Paizuri, Mormon Jesus.
Middle: IOSYS, Shii, FINAL BOSS, Manticore, Nipaa, Sageman, Fernando.
Front: Goosehoward, Terry Crews, Monsquaz, Colin Mochrie, Segata Sanshiro, Steam Shovel Harry, Zone, Lolicatgirls, DA HOOD.
| Sub | Starter | Bronze | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeeper
| No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
| # | Segata Sanshiro |
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Gaming is serious stuff. [1] | — | ||
| # | Colin Mochrie |
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I can see god. [2] | — | ||
| # | Steam Shovel Harry |
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It's well worth it. [3] | — |
Defense
| No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
| # | Mormon Jesus |
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Can't touch this. [4] | — | ||
| # | Monsquaz |
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It's just one of those things you can't explain. [5] | — | ||
| # | Gardervoir Paizuri |
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FLUTE SOLO! [6] | — | ||
| # | Manticore |
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Surprised? | — | ||
| # | Shii |
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Don't forget to bring a towel. [7] | — | ||
| # | Sageman |
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Sage doesn't do anything idiot. [8] | — | ||
| # | Fernando |
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If I cannot defeat the goat-demon, I will seduce her. [9] | — | ||
| # | FINAL BOSS |
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It's the final boss of the internet. What are you going to do? Fight - Skill - |
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| # | Loituma |
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Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti. Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti, sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan. Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen. [11] | — |
Midfield
| No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
| # | Terry Crews |
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Anything can be autotuned, but nothing can be like Terry Crews. [12] | — | ||
| # | Goosehoward |
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I've been waiting for you... [13] | — | ||
| # | Zone |
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I'm watching you fap [14] | — | ||
| # | IOSYS |
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Did someone say Touhou? [15] | — | ||
| # | F.O.E. |
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There's no way! FOE has defeated the party! [16] | — | ||
| # | WRRRRRY |
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Do doo doo dah DAH! [17] | — | ||
| # | Kikkoman |
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He came from the planet of soy, warrior of justice. [18] | — |
Offense
| No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
| # | DA HOOD 
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If there is a flash, then there is a hood version of it. [19] | — | ||
| # | Lolicatgirls |
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I am playing the game, the one that'll take me to my end. [20] | — | ||
| # | Nipaa |
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NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! [21] | — | ||
| # | PARTY HARD |
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Let's get a party going. [22] | — |