/co/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Pos.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
##	GK	Gaston		Main villain hero of Beauty and the Beast	NO ONE SAVES LIKE GASTON NO ONE DIVES LIKE GASTON NO ONE FIGHTS FOR THE BALL LIKE GASTON	Offensive GK	—
##	GK	Hypercrisis	File:Hypercrisis.png	/co/ fan theory about how all of Grant Morrison's works connect		Offensive GK	—
99	GK	Mogo		The Green Lantern. Literally a god damn planet	This Green Lantern is best known for his size; he is, in fact, a planet. An absolute monster in the net, you have no way of getting around him.	N/A	—

Defenders

No.	Pos.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
xx	LB	Rightclops			Scott Summers, aka Cyclops will be racing up the field aided by his signature punches from the punch dimension. When it comes to making passes, this guy is always right.	Offensive Fullback
12	CB	Aku		Main villain of Samurai Jack	Long ago in a distant land, I AKU, The Football-Playing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable defense. But a foolish samurai warrior, wearing some magic shoes stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final goal was scored I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is AKU.	N/A	—
##	CB	Cheesecake		Term originally used to describe sexy pin-ups of women in the 1920s. Now used on /co/ to dump attractive images of /co/ related females		N/A	P12
40	RB	40 Cakes		A meme originated from a DC dictionary for kids. The line was "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."	40 Cakes has stolen 40 balls from opponents. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.	Offensive Fullback	—
22	LB	Alan Moore		Famous for writer of The Watchmen. Looks like a wizard.	Arguably still coasting off of his success in the Watchmen's Football Club, Alan is known for getting into disputes with other player's over creator ownership. His narcissistic attitude is only matched by his short flashes of brilliance, reminiscent of his younger self.	Offensive Fullback
76	CB	/co/mblr		Common view among the rest of 4chan that /co/ is the most tumblr board on 4chan	/co/mblr here to check the opposition's privilege one player at a time	N/A	—
##	CB	Work on Your Art		Series of threads on /co/ meant for art critique and trying to better your art	WOYA is here to critique his opposing team's offensive art
76	CB	Brock Samson		Character from The Venture Bros.	Agent of the O.S.I. This Swedish Murder Machine is ready to go totally sick-house on the asses of the opposing team.	N/A	—
##	CB	Win O' Thread			Win O'Thread is a popular player known for his good relations with /co/'s supporter group. Though gifted with natural talent he's been accused of not doing enough to support the industr…err team.
13	RB	Bad News		Titular character from newspaper comic called Heathcliff. Comics are [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] tier funny	He's bad news	Offensive Fullback

Midfield

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
6	DMF	Dead Parents		Batman's origin that his parents are dead.	His parents are deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!	Anchor Man
##	CMF	Archer		Titular character of FX animated show Archer	Archer's arrival onto the squad coincided with the Dragongate scandal. Rumors are going around that ISIS sent him to investigate for the 4chan cup for undiscovered Dragonfag identities. Oddly, he doesn't deny it and openly gloats about how he's an agent while hitting on his female squad mates. Having once a top college lacrosse player, Archer translates those abilities to onto the pitch as a dangerous addition to the squad. Other teams should call Kenny Loggins, they'll soon be entering the danger zone.	Box-to-Box	COM03, P08, P11
##	CMF	The Flash		DC comic book character. Perennial choker	The fastest man alive is... well not so fast anymore. After a horrendous cup performance being brought back in as /co/'s striker, Wally West was eventually sacked for Barry Allan. He has already been told to lay off the speed and just focus on helping the team in the midfield. Even with the new addition most of the cups viewers are FUCKING COMIC CASUALS so Barry is still subjected to the constant greentexting of >The Flush	Box-to-Box	P10, P11, P13
##	AMF	Hope Corgi		A /co/ creation that is a corgi as well as a blue lantern which represents hope	"All we be well! I am a dog! Corgis are a British bread." (We think he means to say breed.) "I am delicious! Do you need a hug?"	Hole Player
##	AMF	Doom		Main antagonist savior of the Fantastic Four series from Marvel.	Doctor Doom is adored by fans, but rarely ever reciprocates any emotion. Known for his signature "Richards" shout as a goal celebration, many up and coming athletes admire him for his discipline and perseverance. After a failure of a team for multiple cups in a row, Doom has finally taken the team into his own hands.	Hole Player
##	DMF	Ronnie		Main character/writer of the webcomic Whomp!	[Fill In Later]
##	DMF	THAT'S MY PURSE	File:XX.jpg	Line from a King of the Hill episode where Bobby enrolls in a woman's self defense course. Hilarity ensures	I DON'T KNOW YOU
8	CMF	T.O.M.		Host of the Toonami block on [adult swim]	After outrage on /co/ had spread when he had retired, he has decided to come back to provide /co/ with the well support it needed	Box-to-Box
##	CMF	Professor Zoom	File:XXX.jpg	Enemy of Barry Alan's Flash. Can travel through time as well as be fast. Is the reason for The Flash's hardships like being pushed down stairs and killing his parents	DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU CHOKED THAT GOAL BARRY? IT WAS ME. I WAS THE TROLLPOST.	Box-to-Box

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Boots	Card(s)
7	CF	/co/lette		/co/ original creation. A mix of traits from /co/'s different waifus	Showing fantastic leadership and skill behind the scenes and during the off season, /co/lette has taken on the role of the club's new central striker. She is still /co/'s perfect brown waifu and looks forward to bringing JUSTICE to the pitch with the rest of the club's players at her side.	Goal Poacher