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| Le Space Jam Guy |
Truly the GOAT. Future basketball players might as well quit now.
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| >AFL |
>Can't even beat a Canadian team >Got REKT in back to back World Championships Why is the NFL merging with them again?
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| National League Masterrace |
The National League is a wholesome league for gentlemen and their families
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| American League Peasant |
Drinking and debauchery do not belong at our national pastime!
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| >playing sports for money |
Sport is an activity for enthusiastic amateurs, money will only ruin it.
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| /hoc/ expansion when? |
How long are we gonna stay at 6 teams?
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| >integration |
RIPIP white athletes
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| WE'RE BACK AMERICA |
Back to lose again
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| Hand of God |
It's not cheating if they don't catch you :^)
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| DA STALEYS |
>YFW DA STALEYS WIN DA NFLC HAMPIONSHIP
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| Nolan Ryan's Chin |
Nothing gets past "THE CHIN"
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| >Ragequit Ruskies |
USSR Can't handle the banter
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| TOUCHDOWN |
Scoring always feels better with a celebratory cutscene and a catchy jingle.
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| KAPOW |
Just as divegrass has the crossbar, handegg has the goalposts.
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| Tecmo Spaghetti |
Almost as big a helping as PES serves up.
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| >4-3 Defense |
NO YOU CANNOT USE THE 4-3 DEFENSE! STOP ASKING!
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| 99 Hitting Power |
M U R D E R B A L L
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| John Madden |
AEIOU AEIOU
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| 4CC94 |
Because you can never play too many sports.
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| FUMBLE |
The act of spilling your spaghetti.
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| /F/BEATS/MLP/LOL |
This always happens despite /mlp/ being the better team on paper. Sou must have rigged it somehow.
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| Jonah Lomu |
Much faster than his size might suggest
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