| Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Last Cup
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21
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Split Racer
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Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.
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0
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N/A
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N/A
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0
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File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif
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18
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NOPENOPENOPE
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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0
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N/A
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N/A
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0
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19
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You Laugh You Lose
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Wut's dat?
I raff, I ruse?
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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12
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Sneezing Panda
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HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:WSG TACO TOWN.gif
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3
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Taco Town
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Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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23
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Reaction Faces
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This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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13
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Hypnotoad
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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6
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0
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1
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N/A
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File:Wsg seizurebro.gif
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10
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Seizure Bro
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RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014
DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR
ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
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6
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0
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1
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N/A
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File:HatersGonnaHate.gif
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3
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Haters Gonna Hate
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A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
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6
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0
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0
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0
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File:Carrot.gif
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8
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Carrot
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VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
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1
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:CupcakeDog.gif
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3
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Cupcake Dog
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How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
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6
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0
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1
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0
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File:RhinoEggs.gif
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12
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Rhino Eggs
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Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
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8
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:RINGRING.gif
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7
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Ring, Ring!
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Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:SmellsLikeAss.gif
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13
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Smells Like Ass
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A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:BlueBallMachine.gif
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4
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Blue Ball Machine
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A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:AbandonThread.gif
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10
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Abandon Thread
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Fuck this thread I’m out!
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9
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Infomercials.gif
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18
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Infomercials
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Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Mako WSG.gif
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21
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Mako Mankanshoku
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Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
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5
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1
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2
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N/A
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File:Cool guy.gif
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10
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Cool Guy
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IT'S COOL GUY!
COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:LOLDidntRead.gif
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3
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LOL DIDN'T READ
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← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
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10
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0
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0
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0
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File:JetPreacher.gif
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8
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Jet Preacher
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Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
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15
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Loops.gif
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88
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Seamless Loops
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When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Colbert wsg.gif
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11
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Stephen Colbert
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He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:WSG The Raptor.gif
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95
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The Raptor
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Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Lemongrab.gif
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16
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Lemongrab
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Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:Carlton.gif
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19
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The Carlton
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The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
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1
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7
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0
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N/A
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File:DidHeDied.gif
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61
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Did he Died?
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Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:WSG Roka.gif
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21
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Roka Shibasaki
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The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
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6
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1
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0
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N/A
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File:BigShake.gif
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22
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Big Shake
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The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
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19
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8
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4
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N/A
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File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif
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10
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.webm Megathread
Video Editing/Type
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"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
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6
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:CSOtter wsg.gif
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12
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Cup Stacking Otter
Animals/Cute Gifs
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Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:WSG YASUHARA.gif
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21
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Ema Yasuhara
Animation/Anime Gifs
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ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...
A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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File:WSGNIGRI.gif
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19
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Jessica Nigri
Cosplay Gifs/Popular Topic of Debate
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It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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