/trash/ Roster
Players
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starters
| No. | Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
| 1 |
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Penn Jillette 
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Our Lord and Saviour of the /trash/, and an all-round amazing guy in real life. Between being a stalwart Libertarian, a purveyor of exposing BULLSHIT, and a great magician and comedian alongside his best friend and partner Teller, it's only natural that Penn would add to his talents and decide to play some football. | ||
| 7 |
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Oscar the Grouch
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Born and raised on the hard streets of Sesame, Oscar, like many Grouches, lives in a trashcan. Kids on the street would berate him for his gloomy, almost inverse attitude toward life. He personifies /trash/ to the T, always embracing what makes /trash/ great. But just because he lives under the lid doesn't mean he can't kick your ass on the football field. | ||
| 34 |
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Horse Pussy
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Seemingly a staple of /trash/ ad infinitum, Horse Pussy was instantly left out by her friends at /mlp/ for being too nude and too lewd. That is, until she and the many fans she had yet to meet congregated in the /trash/. Many in /trash/ call her the reason they came... to watch of course. *wink* *wink* | ||
| 10 |
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Fur Shit
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No one would ever forget the events what transpired on April /fur/'s Day. Thousands of shitstorms, millions of keks being had. Moot gave the incoming crowd of /fur/ a nice warm welcome at the expense of /b/. And in less than 2 days, their time was purged in a flash by that same Moot. But as 4chan became more triggered by SJWs and pastel colored ponies, the furries have taken solace in the /trash/ where they've always belonged. | ||
| 2 |
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Great Mighty Poo
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Sweet corn is the only thing that can make it through his rear. Do you really think your chances will survive in here? | ||
| 56 |
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>The Flash
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The Flash met a gruesome fate most players don't. Faced with the penalty kick that would keep /co/'s hopes alive, he shanked it, sending it right into the trollpost, and handing /tv/ their first cup. Chants of >the flush would soon follow, and /co/ removed him from the team, thus throwing him into the /trash/. But the /trash/ found use for him, and so, Barry Allen will play once more. | ||
| 24 |
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Eggman-kun
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The winningest player in /trash/ Hunger Games history, not to be outdone by his strange choice of attire, Eggman-kun is an icon and hero to the many avatarfags that frequent these competitions. You can rely upon both his luck and skill equally to get the job done. But mostly his luck, cause those starving contests are all RNG anyway, right? | ||
| 17 |
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Gook Noise
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In the K-pop threads, not much music is discussed. However, the discussions are centered on the real-life K-pop idols, and not about disgusting 2D anime waifus, making the thread feel like an old fashioned /hr/ general. Gook Noise is no different, setting the stage to steal the ball and the spotlight from the other teams for the glorious pop singers of his home country. | ||
| 20 |
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Scruffy
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Years of cleaning up after the Planet Express crew has made him the perfect janitor for 4chan. With the Futurama series done and dusted, he became a sort of nomad, cleaning up whatever board that gave him shelter, although now he's on vacation and eating potato chips very slowly half the time. | ||
| 14 |
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Self-Induced
Schizophrenia |
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>How dare you call my imaginary waifu imaginary! The people of the tulpa threads aren't uncommon to 4chan as a whole. But they've made a new home for themselves in the /trash/. A creatively classy cesspool, they may have lost their sanity, but at least they know they're happy. |
Rest of roster soon.