/ck/ Roster

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Gold

Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
1	Cast-Iron Skillet		Reliable and always ready to cook nice saves	Offensive Goalkeeper	—
12	Fatty McAutism		He went to the McDonalds, ordered the same thing he always has (Double Cheeseburger Ketchup Only), and he went out to his car to eat it in the parking lot. When outta nowhere, somebody got the nerve to ask him "Hey you wanna play virtual Divegrass? Also, you know the drive-thru was open right?" Of course he knew the drive thru was open! Mind your own damn business.	Defensive Goalkeeper	—
23	Vegan Shitstorm		If he can stop people from eating meat, you bet he can stop the ball, the only problem is that he will always annoy everyone in the pitch with his messages about how terrible eating meat is, his partial opinion and never-ending spam...pls stop	N/A	—

Center Back

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
2	>Beans In Chili		Texasfags are mad, but we're putting him in anyways.	Geometra Pro	—
4	Vertical Recipes		A simple, fast and easy way understand how to cook something without burning your house	Geometra Pro	—
5	How2HardLiquor		In beer, there is strength. In wine, there is wisdom. But whiskey is the water of life.	Total 90 Laser IV	P06
13	Roadkill Thread	align="center"	Because it doesn't matter how you killed it, but how you are going to eat it	Geometra Pro	—
13	>Beans In Chili		Texasfags are mad, but we're putting him in anyways.	Geometra Pro	—
14	>Tipping		Dammit, he knows he is only doing his job, but thats no reason for your striker to be a cheap cunt.	Geometra Pro	—
15	Ramen Poorfag		It's a staple of many a 4channer. For those who are down on their luck, there are solutions to your hunger.	Geometra Pro	—
21	MilkSteak		Tempered in the boiling cream of experience, this player will serve you with a side of jelly beans.	Morelia NEO	—

Midfield

Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
6	Alton Brown		You just don't eat food, you must know what you are going to eat	Morelia Neo	P02
16	Masaokis		Always playing drunk, some people said he's the best player that Canada has to offer, so he got his chance, after proving he's reliable he was moved into a more defensive position	Supersonic Wave 3	P02
17	Muh Marketing		HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW DORITOS LOCOS TACOS FROM TACO BELL?!? ITS A FLAVOR-SPLOSION IN MY MOUTH! THOSE GUYS IN THE CHIPOTLE GENERAL ARE TOTAL PLEBS HAHAHA XD	Morelia NEO	—
Center Midfield
7	Gordon Ramsay		It doesn't matter if he's in the bench or playing, he will always remind you that your team is fucking raw and will tell you to get the fuck out of his pitch	Supersonic Wave 3	P08
3	Knife Thread		This CMF will leave your team worse than a santoku thats been on a glass cutting board.	Morelia NEO	P08
18	Fridge Ketchup		Why would anyone put their ketchup in the fridge?	Morelia NEO	P08
20	Steak Thread		Remember, always well-done with ketchup	Morelia NEO	—
Wing Midfield
19	Sriracha		Once you taste the cock sauce, there is no going back	Morelia NEO
22	Cooking with Dog		It's dog that can speak, cook and play football, of course he's in	Morelia NEO	—
Attacking Midfield
11	Perfect Coffee		The question still remains, how do you make the perfect cup of coffee?	Morelia NEO	S01, S05, P08
8	/ck/ Challenge		A competition inside a competition? why not? also >ramen round	Morelia NEO	S01, S05, P14

Offense

Second Striker
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
9	Pink Himalayan Salt		The purest form of salt, now throw away that pleb white salt and cook like a real man	Total 90 Laser IV	S01, S02, S05, P05
Center Forward
10	Nachos		The most veteran player of the team, he will teach all these rookies how to play football, if there is a sport to watch he will always be there, prepared for anything	WEPES SP1000	S05, S06, S20, P12