/x/ roster

Goalkeepers

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
1	Nope			NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE	Despite frequent instances of "spaghetti", this battle hardened engineer is /x/'s first choice for a goalie. With years of experience and team play, Nope will deny any plucky striker with his long arms and neck.	180/81
20	Urbex			Urban exploration is not for the faint hearted. Who knows what you may find in these abandoned buildings, talked about only in hushed whispers. Are you brave enough to find out?	This urban explorer is more cautious than the last who played for /x/, (the old forward was never seen again after visiting an abandoned Japanese hospital) and prefers the role of goalie rather than field player. Though not as experienced as Nope, Urbex is a promising talent with many great saves to his name.	185/80
30	Hoagie		GameHoagie.png	Richard C. Hoagland at his finest. Whether it's leaving his mic on and coughing loudly into it, or not knowing how to hang up on his stalker, this radio host is a barrel of laughs. His show airs at the worst timeslot possible, but /x/ is full of passionate listeners anyways. There's even been a few shoutouts when he does call-ins.	An expert in ancient aliens on Mars, Hoagie is one of /x/'s top men when it comes to b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ goalkeeping. Moonlighting as /x/'s GK to pay for a new chair to replace his broken one that squeaks more than a thousand mice, he's out to prove himself.	170/74

Defenders

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
2	Astral Meetup			What better way to make new friends than to lie together in a circle and try to force your soul out of your own body?	Sporting an iconic star body paint, Astral Meetup has been a strong right back in recent cups, notably working very well with Cthulhu helping to establish /x/'s strong wing-play.	194/81
3	Elisa Lam	ElisaLam.png	GameElisaLam.png	A girl enters an elevator. Surveillance footage captures her bizarre movements as it slowly goes up. Shortly after this elevator ride, she is found dead, drowned inside a water tank that a woman of her size could not have gotten opened. This is the official story on the death of Elisa Lam, and /x/ has been trying to solve it for years now.	She's looking to defend out net at any means necessary. That is, if she can get out of the elevator first.	189/83
4	Slenderman			Always watches, no eyes.	The tallest player on the team by far, slenderman has been a staple in the /x/ defensive line for years, even with some goals to his name in his brief stint as a forward.	205/83
16	Ethereal Ghost			You've heard of ghosts right? How about Ethereal ghosts? They're just like normal ghosts....only spookier....	A cocky midfielder who loves to track back and always seems to be in the right place at the right time, often used when implementing a more possessive style of play.	180/80
18	Solomon Demon			This abomination appeared in Israel, bound and made a slave by king Solomon. See, this is what happens when you give a jew a magic ring.	A firey late game sub, this left back is skilled with both feet, looking to run hard down the wing against the exhausted opposing team and let loose that crucial game changing cross.	175/72
5	Creepypasta			The main source of entertainment on /x/. Some are good, some are bad, some are even funny. All will give you nightmares.	As the staple /x/ left back, The bald blue Creepypasta is one of the very best when it comes to passes, working with The Grey on the left wing to fully establish /x/'s strong wing play.	194/81
12	SCP Series			What started as a series of posts describing containment procedures for potentially dangerous or world ending items and creatures eventually became a Wiki purported to belong to the SCP Foundation. Each entry lists the danger level, containment procedures, and usually a short story or incident report.	As a centre back, SCP Series wants nothing more than to Secure, Contain, and Protect our goal.	180/80
14	Chaos Magick			The practice of chaos magick is an ancient and refined art, where you use the power of faith and belief to make the extraordinary actually happen. Or you just consume so many hallucinogens that you can't tell the difference.	The white haired usual sub for Slenderman has some big boots to fill, and though he will never make up the physical inches, his defensive abilities are no joke. Any initial sigh of relief at Slendy not being on the pitch will quickly leave.	185/80
13	Divination			Whether it be through tarot cards, crystal balls or a certain spiritual connection OP has with anon, people will always want to know more about their future.	Another white haired sub, The Rake's counterpart is used often, not as hardy as his counterpart, he makes up with exceptional passing and defensive awareness, stopping critical through balls and crosses.	185/85
15	Ghost Puncher	GhostPuncher.png	GameGhostPuncher.png	The story of one dude and his total lack of giving a fuck when his house is haunted. Highlights include using a Ouiji board as a cutting board and punching an old guy so hard that he probably died.	Not even ghosts could phase him, you think he's scared of anyone on any team? Hell he isn't even scared of his own team. The courage and/or lack of common sense Ghost Puncher has demonstrates his total devotion to lifting and keeping the other team from scoring.	185/80
17	Spooky Mulder		GameSpookyMulder.png	Do you think I'm spooky?	With years of experience behind his belt, Spooky Mulder returned to investigate the /x/ team. Somewhere along the lines he ended up getting drafted as a Right Back.	175/65

Midfielders

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
9	Pyramid Head			The Physical embodiment of one crazy man's dark repressed desires, now donned with the captains armband, will hope to lead his spooky team to victory.	DEMOTED BITCH. No but really he had nothing to do with /x/ itself and will fit much better as a midfielder.	199/75
6	Goatman		GameGoatman.png	A staple in creepypasta now a day, Goatman was originally called skinwalker before an /x/ browsing Native American cleared up the differences. Popularized by the Asansi Goatman story and many more like it, Goatman is a creature that works it's way into groups of people and impersonates one of them. Some of them are looking to escape the woods they inhabit, while others are just fucking assholes who want to mess with you. I wouldn't worry about it.	A new player on the field, Goatman wishes to prove himself to the /x/ fanbase. He also would really like it if you followed him into the woods to check something out. It'll only take a second.	180/81
11	Zodiac Killer		GameZodiacKiller.png	The Zodiac Killer was a serial killer who operated in northern California in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Leaving mysterious encrypted messages at the scenes of the crimes, along with mailed letters to the police, the Zodiac Killer has still eluded capture. He's also definitely not Ted Cruz. I mean, I wasn't even born yet!	This Centre Midfielder is looking to continue his kill streak by adding a few hopes and dreams to the list. Also definitely not Ted Cruz.	180/81
10	X Tan			The very essence and soul of the /x/ board put in a girl shaped bundle. Cute and Creepy.	A truly gifted player, X Tan is the driving force behind the /x/ attack, able to shoot and pass brilliantly with both feet and use mesmerizing skills to outfox defenders, X Tan is always a tricky problem for any team to face.	170/75
8	Cthulhu			Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.	The driving force in /x/'s right wing play, though not as fast as his left wing counterpart The Grey, Cthulhu has a bag of tricks to keep the opponents guessing. Often finds himself wide open on the end of a through ball having slipped past the defensive line after shenanigans by x-tan and P-head, though yet to score a goal in competitive play, management feels it is only time.	189/70
26	Lost Media		GameLostMedia.png	Threads attempting to hunt down lost media, predominately movies and TV shows. First appearing on /x/ during the hunt for the lost Nickelodeon movie Cry Baby Lane, the threads have ingrained themselves within /x/'s culture. Recent events include the hunt for clock man with the help of The Flood from the Bungie forums, and the hunt for a bizarre Spongebob...thing with the help of /co/.	Unlike his namesake, Lost Media is quite easy to find. Whether it's stealing the ball back or pushing forward on the attack, Lost Media is shaping up to be a solid core player.	175/80
19	Berenstæin Bears		GameBBears.png	Do you remember a series of books from childhood featuring a family of anthropomorphic bears? You seems to remember the name of the family as the Berenstein Bears, but moving to your long forgotten copies from childhood you gasp, reading the name as Berenstain Bears. Clearly, you have slid from your previous timeline into the current one you now inhabit. Or not. Who knows.	Looking to confuse the other team, Berenstæin Bears is happy to take to the field after finally being drafted.	180/70
29	Secret Society			Do any of you know anyone in the Illuminati? Because I want in.	Used as both a solid starting midfielder and aggressive late game, this versatile midfielder is similar in style, and works well with Shoggoth. Often goes for ridiculous volleys from outside the box.	180/73

Strikers

Number	Name	Image	In Game Face	Description	Player Description	Height/Weight
7	The Grey			"The Grey Alien" is the most commonly sighted alien worldwide. Short in stature with weak skeletal bodies, large black eyes and a bulbous head. Basically your generic alien. (ayy lmao)	Fast, cheeky, brilliant. The left winger for /x/ is destined for great things. The fastest player on the pitch in most situations, The Grey is the first player to be up on the attack, whether it be on the ball looking to cross, or in with the defenders looking to score a rebound from an attempt by Pyramid Head. Starting life as a center back, his small stature and weak frame left much to be desired in defense, but this plucky little alien has only ever over performed when playing as the left winger.	165/66