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Main Roster
Starters
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description |
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| GK | 10 | Christian Dark Ages | 
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The goal is a great technological gap which must be filled by the Christian Dark Ages |
| CB | 7 | Gaius | 
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We two dear men, friends forever, were here. |
| CB | 9 | Aulus |
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If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus. |
| CB | 14 | #TRENCHFOOT | 
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cool history teachers not even once |
| DMF | 31 | Carl von Clausewitz (Glorified Cheerleader) | 
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"A short jump is certainly easier than a long one, but no one wanting to get across a wide ditch would begin by jumping half-way." |
| DMF | 4 | Mongolian Horse Archer | 
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He will fuck your shit up |
| AMF | 94 | Vlad the Implier | 
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>Implying |
| AMF | 96 | Diogenes | 
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The most 4chan philosopher ever. Spent his days yelling at strangers, fapping, and telling Alexander the great to gtfo my sunlight normalfag |
| SS | 3 | Bismarck | 
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I must unite the German peoples under one flag |
| SS | 89 | Napoleon | 
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Star of the hit game Atilla: Total War |
| CF | 89 | >Holy >Roman >Empire 
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"This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire." Voltaire's favorite punching bag |
Substitutes
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description |
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| GK | 12 | Great Wall of China | 
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As the old saying goes; the best defence is a giant fucking wall |
| GK | 13 | Julius Caesar | 
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Everyone loves his salad |
| CB | 22 | >spooks | 
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Everything is a spook |
| CB | 15 | Muh Legions | 
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Varus you faggot |
| CB | 16 | Finnic Jedi Knights | 
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"For over a thousand generations, the Finnic Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old World. Before the dark times, before the Hwan Empire." |
| DMF | 17 | Ancient Finnish God Emperor | 
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"Sacking of Gyengneong-Paen, best day of my life." |
| DMF | 18 | GAULED | 
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BIG BARBARIAN DICK INVADES TINY ROMAN HOTTY |
| DMF | 19 | Charlememe | 
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Top frank |
| AMF | 21 | Black Hannibal | 
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Carthage dindu nuffin, they wuz good boys |
| AMF | 25 | Shitposting Cossack | 
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"O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother." |
| AMF | 24 | Mosley | 
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A man you can trust, just look at those eyes |
| AMF | 23 | Empire for Sale | 
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In need of annexing |