| Player |
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| Bahston |
100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
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| WASP |
"Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?"
-Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
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| Dunkin Donuts |
Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
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| L. L. Bean |
Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
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| The Lake |
It's not a Great Lake, but we think it's pretty great. It serves as a natural barrier to the uncivilized peoples to the west.
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| Springfield |
Springfield will kill any attackers that get too close to the goal...and any of his own teammates too.
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| Yale |
It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
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| The Big Dig |
$22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
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| Rhode Island is (not)a real state |
South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
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| Harvard |
The GOAT University
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| Ethan Allen |
The drunken revolutionary who won the USA's first victory against England, by raiding the barely manned Fort Ticonderoga for its booze. He and his men then trashed the fort in a drunken rage when troops from Massachusetts showed up and asked them to actually do work.
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| Massachusetts Imperialism |
People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis. People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states.
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| Clam Chowder |
If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
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| White License Plate |
It's either a Masshole who might accidentally run you over, a Quebecois who might run you over on purpose, or if you're lucky, just the police.
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| Wicked |
Slang for "awesome"
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| The Kennedys |
They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
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| Red Sox |
People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
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| Nor'easter |
Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
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| Maple Syrup |
That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
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| Tax Free Zone |
New Hampshire has no sales tax. 99% of all items over $1000 are purchased there.
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| Hartford Whalers |
Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
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| College Hockey |
It's a big fucking deal man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
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| Martha's Vineyard |
The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home.
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