Position
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No.
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Name
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Image
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Description
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Height (cm)
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Foot
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Shirt Name
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GK
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10
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STEALERSHIP
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So you made the sane decision of buying a second hand car? Good job, you will save money and have a wider range of cars to choose from. Stay away from the stealerships though, these assholes are sure to rip you off. Just look for the 'tales from the stealership' threads on /o/.
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180
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Right
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Stealership
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GK
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42
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NO LOWBALLERS
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Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have.
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175
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Right
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Iknowwhatigot
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CB
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6
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GOD MACHINE
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The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine.
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180
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Right
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God Machine
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CB
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22
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APEX SEALS
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Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals?
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180
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Left
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Apex Seals
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LB
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16
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DORIFTO
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Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets.
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180
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Left
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Dorifto
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RB
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17
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BLINKER FLUID
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If you ever find yourself having car troubles, look no further than /o/. We are more than happy to help. First up, have you made sure to check your blinker fluid?
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180
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Right
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Blinker Fluid
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DMF
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1
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LS1 SWAP
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The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars.
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180
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Right
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LS Swap
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CB
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26
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FIERO W/BODYKIT
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You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost.
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175
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Right
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Fiero W Bodykit
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CB
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17
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BLACK ICE TREE
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Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™.
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175
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Right
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Fresh TM
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DMF
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32
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JAMES MAY
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In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job.
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175
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Left
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Captain Slow
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CMF
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19
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BENCHRACER
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Isn't discussing cars online the best? My favorite part is when people with 20 year old shitboxes throw Nürburgring lap times at each other to show off how fast their car in theory would've been, if they had anything with more than 100 hp.
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175
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Right
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Benchracer
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CMF
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15
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VIN CHECK
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VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox!
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179
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Right
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Car Fox
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