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Position No. Name Image Description Height (cm) Foot Shirt Name
GK 18 CIVIC
-o-Civic.jpg Nothing is as reliable as a Civic. No wonder he's our undisputed number 1 goalkeeper. Nothing gets passed this magnificent piece of Japanese engineering. Don't be discouraged by all the riced monstrosities you see driving around; this is a great car. 188 Right Vtec Kicked In
CB 4 M. TRANSMICÍON
Manuel-o-.jpg Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmicíon. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to: manual or automatic? 185 Right Hola Manuel
CB 24 SHITBOX
Shitbox-o.jpg Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not too mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. (Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems). 185 Right Shitbox
LB 2 AUTOTRAGIC
Autotragic.jpg Everyone that even remotely is interested in cars knows that automatic gearboxes are disgusting. Similar to football/soccer discussions on /sp/ or subs/dubs discussions on /a/, the correct choice is very obvious and yet, mostly Americans make the wrong one. This defender is a reminder of what an automatic gearbox is; tragic. 185 Right Autotragic
RB 5 PUSHRODS
Pushrods.jpg Pushrods or OHC? 1 simple question, a million possible answers. A stable of /o/ shitposting. Newcomers beware. 185 Left Pushrods
DMF 26 CHRIS EVANS
Chrisevans.jpg What do you do when 3 of the most beloved tv hosts leave you? The BBC thought about it long and hard and decided to go with a shouting ginger. Despite him throwing around THE FACTS on twitter about the Top Gear viewership, after just 7 episodes Chris Evans decided to step down as Top Gear host. 185 Right THE FACTS
CMF 2 PAUL WALKER
Paulwalker.jpg Paul Walker is the epitome of a car enthusiast. Not only did he feature in the best series of car movies of all time, he also had a huge garage filled with hundreds of cars. He died the way he lived, in a car accident. RIP Paul, you will be missed. 182 Right Fast n Furious
AMF 11 MIATA
Miata.jpg Just look at that face! The Mazda MX-5 or Miata as it was called in Murrica is the most lovable car out there. It's light, cheap, has pop-up headlights and is the perfect example of a fun car. It's totally not gay but it is in fact totally cute. 189 Right Miata
AMF 12 RENAULT TWINGO
Twingos.png Do you even have to ask why this car is so popular on /o/? First of all, owning a Twingo is next to impossible for Americans with their strict import laws. This French shitbox has become the holy grail for American fans of happy cars. For a small hatchback, this car is surprisingly comfortable. You can even sleep in it because the front seats can recline to a 90 degree angle. Did we already mention the everlasting smile with which this car greets you? 189 Left Merci Twingo
SS 9 WAT RACING
-o-Wat.png Unlike most other boards, /o/ has no problem with going outside and making a decent living. Luckily, WAT Racing Development is capable of supplying jobs for most br/o/thers. Together they revolutionize tuning and performance parts and bring the automotive world in a direction never seen before. 189 Right WAT Racing
CF 90 TAKUMI
-o-Takumi.jpg Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's. 189 Right Running in the
Position No. Name Image Description Height (cm) Foot Shirt Name
GK 10 STEALERSHIP
Stealership.jpg So you made the sane decision of buying a second hand car? Good job, you will save money and have a wider range of cars to choose from. Stay away from the stealerships though, these assholes are sure to rip you off. Just look for the 'tales from the stealership' threads on /o/. 180 Right Stealership
GK 42 NO LOWBALLERS
Nolowballers.jpg Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have. 175 Right Iknowwhatigot
CB 6 GOD MACHINE
GT86.jpg The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. 180 Right God Machine
CB 22 APEX SEALS
Apex.jpg Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals? 180 Left Apex Seals
LB 16 DORIFTO
Dorifto.jpg Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. 180 Left Dorifto
RB 17 BLINKER FLUID
Bfluid.jpg If you ever find yourself having car troubles, look no further than /o/. We are more than happy to help. First up, have you made sure to check your blinker fluid? 180 Right Blinker Fluid
DMF 1 LS1 SWAP
-o-ls1.jpg The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars. 180 Right LS Swap
CB 26 FIERO W/BODYKIT
-o-Fierywkit.jpg You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost. 175 Right Fiero W Bodykit
CB 17 BLACK ICE TREE
Blackicetree.jpg Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. 175 Right Fresh TM
DMF 32 JAMES MAY
JamesMay.jpg In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. 175 Left Captain Slow
CMF 19 BENCHRACER
Benchracer.jpg Isn't discussing cars online the best? My favorite part is when people with 20 year old shitboxes throw Nürburgring lap times at each other to show off how fast their car in theory would've been, if they had anything with more than 100 hp. 175 Right Benchracer
CMF 15 VIN CHECK
Vin check.png VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox! 179 Right Car Fox