JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN
S O U T H
D E T R O I T
| /drw/
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| ...And there's no place I'd rather be.
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| /drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
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| Founded
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15 May, 1926
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| Manager
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Ken Holland
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| Owner
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Mike Illitch
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| IRL manager
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PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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E62323
Red Wing Red
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| Top scorer
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Gordie Howe (786)
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| Top assister
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Steve Yzerman (1063)
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| Captain
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HANRAK ZATTARBACK
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| Website
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/drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
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| Nickname
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The Red Wings
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 2
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0
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2
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4
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50%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 34
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Young Mrazek
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| 55
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Kronwalled
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| 2
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Smith Kid
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| 5
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RIP Liddy
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| 41
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HANRAK ZATTARBACK
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| 15
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Mitch Callahan's Face
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| 40
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BASED GLENDENING
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| 43
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DARRAN HALM
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| 13
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THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
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| 71
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Snip Show
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| 8
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Abbagator
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 35
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Seasonal Depression Disorder
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| 47
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Al Marchenko
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| 27
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Quincey
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| 65
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DDK
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| 20
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BINGO BANGO!
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| 88
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Octopus
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| 57
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Sheahan
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| 20
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Silver Miller
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| 17
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>pizza dome
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| 9
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The Production Line
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| 14
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The Goose
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| 39
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Supermantha
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Team Overview
The one and only Detroit Red Wings. The currently best franchise in the entire world (with no apologies to Manchester United, Bayern Munich, San Antonio Spurs) is now a divegrass team. Which was created without spending a single minute in testing. Also they are only modern memes, not franchise-aged memes. And not even full memes tbh, just player names plus some memes. ROFL, WAS MY DAMAGE CONTROL SUCCESSFUL?
Gordie Howe
And no, there is no space for Gordie Howe on the team (other than The Production Line), as I'm only using (mostly) current players. However, it is worth reminding that he is the greatest player in the history of the game.
Fixtures
Competition History
/ag/ League
The /ag/ League was /drw/'s first foray into any organized or competitive play. They were allowed into the tournament by way of the third (and final!) backup slot. The team didn't feature any spicy memes or hot new aesthetics, but attempted (and will continue to attempt) strange and unused formations and tactics, somewhat subconsciously akin to hockey tactics as well.
They were drawn into Group H with 
/hsrpg/, 
/エイト/ and 
/kanker/, playing them in that order. Their first match against /hsrpg/ started off a little tense and took a turn for the worse, but a little riggy diggy and meme magic through a #Supersub equalizer and literal Magic go-ahead goal gave them their first competitive win in their first game. The next match against /エイト/ went somewhat smoother than the previous one - a calm, controlled performance throughout by /drw/ against a team more goofy than intended. The following group stage game between /hsrpg/ and /kanker/ featured a tying Burning Love goal with only a few minutes remaining. That goal forced a draw between the two teams, officially giving /drw/ a place in the knockout stages.
Their final group stage match against /kanker/ started as a disaster, conceding 4 goals in the opening 24 minutes. While they were always going to be a tough side, /drw/ failed to muster much of anything after the opening flurry and this conceded their group-topping position /kanker/.
As a group runner-up, /drw/ were drawn with 
/metallurgy/ in the opening round of the knockouts. The match started out with some energy for both teams, but /drw/ struck first and took hold of the momentum. Abbagator scored from a Datsyuk cross (though he wasn't credited for the assist) and then did nearly the same from a Helm pass from the opposite side. /drw/ looked to be in control and nearly had a third goal-scoring chance multiple times, but PES had its way and /metallurgy/ found its way back into the match. Some simple tactical changes and some excellent runs from their strikers created goals that not only got them level, but gave them a third goal, scored at 81', that doomed Detroit. As a consolation prize, /metallurgy/ went on to face /kanker/ in the final.
/drw/ would like to thank the people who organized the AGL for the opportunity to show off some goofy tactics and ensure everyone who cares that /drw/ will compete in as many invitationals and tournaments as possible!
No Bully Bowl
/drw/ will compete in the No Bully Bowl, beginning Saturday, October 15th
Statistics
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Goals
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Assists
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MotM
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Saves
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Shutouts
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| Abbagator
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4
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Supermantha
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3
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Abbagator
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1
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Young Mrazek
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13 (2-1)
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Young Mrazek
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1
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| Supermantha
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1
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Abbagator
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2
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Supermantha
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1
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Seasonal Depression Disorder
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3 (0-1)
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| THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
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1
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DARRAN HALM
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2
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| DARRAN HALM
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1
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THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
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1
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| The Goose
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1
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| Snip Snow
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1
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| Player
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Caps
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| Abbagator
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4
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| DARRAN HALM
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4
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| THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
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4
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| Smith Kid
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4
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| HANRAK ZATTARBACK
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4
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| BASED GLENDENING
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3 (1)
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| The Goose
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3 (1)
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| Supermantha
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0 (4)
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| RIP Liddy
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3
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| Kronwalled
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3
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| Young Mrazek
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3
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| Sheahan
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2 (1)
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| The Production Line
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1 (2)
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| Match Callahan's Face
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2
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| Snip Show
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1(1)
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| >pizza dome
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0 (2)
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| Al Marchenko
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1
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| Seasonal Depression Disorder
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1
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| Quincey
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1
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39' The Goose, 
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