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/toy/ Roster
This is the /toy/ roster page. More is being added as the page is being restored.
For the main article, visit /toy/
Roster
/toy/'s roster has varied a lot since it's inception. The Club is constantly hunter for new players in Walmarts, Targets and Toys'R'Uses in the US and other toy shops around the world. They never miss a preorder on AmiAmi, or a sale on Mandrake. /toy/ likes to rotate players on and off the giant shelf that is the Football Pitch.
Starters
The current starting 11 of /toy/. It includes mainstays such as Woody, Matty, Madoka Titus and Optimus Prime. However there are always promotions and demotions on the /toy/ squad so be on the lookout for new faces.
Left to Right:
Top Row: African Bugman, My Nugga, Orange Transparent Chainsaw, Hamhands, Pomock Bottom Row: Kinder Eggs, Madoka Titus, Optimus Prime, Woody, Matty, Cactus Owl
| Name | Number | Position | Image | In Game | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | Boots | Skill Cards |
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| Ham Hands | 10 | GK | 
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Ham*Hand Fister, or Hamhands, has the tendency to break everything she touches. Fine China, Cement Bricks, Expensive collectables, everything withers against her brutal assault. Some call Hamhands clumsy, however they are mistaken, she merely cannot control her own Strength. | 205 | 60 | Right | Morelia NEO | |
| Screwholes | 17 | CB | 
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Pomock is da kawaiiest shinki ever. Look at her, look. What's she doing? Playing in a field? Pickin some flowers? Eating a Cake? Getting Raped by a crocodile? DAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW | 194 | 80 | Right | Adizero F50 | |
| Orange Transparent Chainsaw | 59 | CB | 
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Hailing from a distant frozen world, Orange Transparent Chainsaw came to our planet with a message of peace and prosperity. However, his mission was aborted as it was found that sawing things in half does not conform to any known definition of peace on any world outside of the Ice Planet system. | 189 | 80 | Right | Adizero F50 | |
| Cactus Owl | 18 | CB | 
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Cactus Owl is a horrible beast, somewhere between a cactus and an owl. He was sealed away in a vending machine for being a freak of nature, and is only let out to play football. | 189 | 80 | Left | Adizero F50 | |
| Shelfwarmer | 71 | CB | 
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As the oldest member of /toy/, Shelfwarmer brings a veteran presence to the team. He was seen younger, sexier players come and go, but he still has his peg on the bench. One day he hopes to move out of the /toy/ practice facility, but no one wants to take him home. | 184 | 70 | Right | Adizero F50 |