| Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Saves
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Fouls
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21
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Split Racer
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Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.
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0
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N/A
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N/A
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0
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0
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File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif
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18
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NOPENOPENOPE
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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0
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N/A
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N/A
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0
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0
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19
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You Laugh You Lose
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Wut's dat?
I raff, I ruse?
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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12
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Sneezing Panda
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HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSG TACO TOWN.gif
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3
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Taco Town
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Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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23
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Reaction Faces
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This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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13
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Hypnotoad
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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6
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0
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1
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N/A
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 1
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|
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File:Wsg seizurebro.gif
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10
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Seizure Bro
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RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014
DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR
ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
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6
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0
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1
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:HatersGonnaHate.gif
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3
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Haters Gonna Hate
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A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
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6
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0
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0
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0
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0
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File:Carrot.gif
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8
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Carrot
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VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
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1
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:CupcakeDog.gif
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3
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Cupcake Dog
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How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
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6
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0
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1
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0
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1
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File:RINGRING.gif
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7
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Ring, Ring!
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Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:BlueBallMachine.gif
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4
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Blue Ball Machine
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A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Infomercials.gif
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18
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Infomercials
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Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Mako WSG.gif
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21
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Mako Mankanshoku
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Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
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5
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1
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2
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:RhinoEggs.gif
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12
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Rhino Eggs
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Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
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8
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:SmellsLikeAss.gif
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13
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Smells Like Ass
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A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:AbandonThread.gif
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10
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Abandon Thread
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Fuck this thread I’m out!
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9
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:Cool guy.gif
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10
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Cool Guy
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IT'S COOL GUY!
COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:LOLDidntRead.gif
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3
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LOL DIDN'T READ
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← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
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10
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0
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0
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0
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1
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File:JetPreacher.gif
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8
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Jet Preacher
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Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
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15
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Loops.gif
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88
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Seamless Loops
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When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Colbert wsg.gif
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11
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Stephen Colbert
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He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:WSG The Raptor.gif
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95
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The Raptor
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Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:Lemongrab.gif
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16
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Earl of Lemongrab
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Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Carlton.gif
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19
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The Carlton
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The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
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1
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7
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:DidHeDied.gif
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61
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Did he Died?
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Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:WSG Roka.gif
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21
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Roka Shibasaki
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The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
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6
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1
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:BigShake.gif
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22
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Big Shake
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The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
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19
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8
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4
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N/A
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1
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|
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File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif
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10
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.webm Megathread
Video Editing/Type
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"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
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6
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:CSOtter wsg.gif
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12
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Cup Stacking Otter
Animals/Cute Gifs
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Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
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3
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:WSG YASUHARA.gif
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21
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Ema Yasuhara
Animation/Anime Gifs
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ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...
A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)
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4
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:WSGNIGRI.gif
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19
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Jessica Nigri
>E-Celeb Gifs
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It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSG SISTAR.gif
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8
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SISTAR
K-Pop Gifs
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Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
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7
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSG MIKEBAY.gif
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88
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Michael Bay
Explosion Edit Gifs
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IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Cinemagraphics wsg.gif
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4
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Cinemagraphics
Comfy Gifs
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The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
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6
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSGGENKISUDO.gif
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11
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Genki Sudo
Meanwhile, in Japan... Gifs
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Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.
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7
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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File:Wsg SPACEGENERAL.gif
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95
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Space Commander
Space/Zero-G Gifs
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Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.
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6
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSG UMARU.gif
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21
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Umaru-chan
Animation/Anime Gifs
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
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5
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1
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSG RICK HENTAI.gif
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69
|
Rick Hentai
Musical Webms
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♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫
♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫
♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:Wsg mainus.gif
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9
|
Danny Mainus
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
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There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus:
1: Mainus is comfortable in the back
2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him
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2
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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|
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File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif
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61
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Horrifying Planet
Creepy/Spooky-Scary Gifs
|
All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
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7
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN.gif
|
12
|
Shotgun Chicken
Rekt/Exploitable Webms
|
GET CLUCKED!
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5
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:56ChickenNuggets.gif
|
56
|
56 Chicken Nuggets
Zero Context Gifs
|
A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
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19
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2
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0
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N/A
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1
|
|
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File:WSGRAVEN.gif
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15
|
Raven of Azarath
Animation/Cartoon Gifs
|
TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
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13
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0
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3
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:Wsg shinobu.gif
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7
|
Shinobu Oshino
Animation/Anime Gifs
|
Ka ka.
|
4
|
0
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0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:WSG RICK HENTAI.gif
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69
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Ear Rape
Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self explanatory
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♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫
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0
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:WSG ASMR.gif
|
20
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ASMR
ASMR/Cool Webms
|
uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]
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1
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:BrentRambo.gif
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18
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Brent Rambo
Reaction Gifs
|
If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
|
15
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2
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3
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM.gif
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8
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There Is Bear Cum!
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
|
THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!
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5
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0
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2
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:WSG Hosei.gif
|
11
|
Hōsei Tsukitei
Meanwhile, in Japan... Gifs
|
Gaki No Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.
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7
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0
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1
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:Wsg CrayonPop.gif
|
10
|
CRAYON POP
K-Pop Gifs
|
Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
|
8
|
0
|
0
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N/A
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0
|
|
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File:VLCGlitch.gif
|
6
|
VLC Glitch
Video Editing/Glitching
|
An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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21
|
0
|
0
|
N/A
|
0
|
|
|
File:WSG DOMINATOR.gif
|
15
|
Lord Dominator
Animation/Cartoon Gifs
|
She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.
After all, she's the Bad Guy.
|
5
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0
|
0
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N/A
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0
|
|
|
File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO.gif
|
8
|
KAZOOBIE KAZOBO
Ear Rape Webms
|
Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get...
THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!!
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1
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0
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0
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N/A
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0
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