/adv/ Roster
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Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Defenders
Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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Autistic | As awkward as he might be on school, on the field he's the boss. | — | |||
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Relationshit | Your failed relationship has given you some pretty rage, use it on the field! | — | |||
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Bitches & Whores | Suspiciously similar to /r9k/'s pairing of Beaches and Shores | — | |||
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Moralfag | Always moaning on at his teammates for cheating on their partners or sleeping with underaged girls. | — | |||
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Brojobs | "Hey /adv/, I'm not gay but how do I convince my best friend to let me suck his dick?" | — | |||
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Polyamory | what every s/adv/irgin will be a victim of | — | |||
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Pick-Up Artist | a pick-up artist: what every s/adv/irgin wants to be | — |
Midfielders
Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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Wat do? | I HAVE A PROBLEM /adv/ WAT DO? | S24 - Lunging Tackle | |||
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Friendzoned | A good friend of Femanon. And that's all he will ever be to her. | P02 - Anchor Man P08 - Pinpoint Pass S19 - Weighted Pass | |||
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Suicide | Gained his name for his "suicidal" tackles. And also because he wants to kill himself. | S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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Ass Burgers | Uses his self-diagnosed Aspergers syndrome as an excuse to be a dick to everyone. | S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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5inchdick | His long range goals seem to be compensating for something. | S01 - One-touch play S06 - Long Range Drive S13 - Step On Skills | |||
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Cheating GF | A cheater in relationships and in football, she will make sure her team wins by any means. | S01 - One-touch play S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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Please Respond | Pls respond ;_; | S24 - Lunging Tackle | |||
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1st World Problems | Shit, no moneys to buy that awesome iPad | S24 - Lunging Tackle | |||
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Venting | Technically against the rules, but you're not going to stop a pissed off teenager from whining. | S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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Suicide Hotline | /adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook | S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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OKCupid | /adv/'s dating site of choice. Needless to say, they never get any messages. | S05 - Speed Merchant | |||
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Femanon | Hey /adv/, femanon here | S05 - Speed Merchant |
Forward
Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||
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s/adv/irgin | 27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid. | P12 - Goal Poacher S01 - One-touch play S02 - Outside Curve |
Notable Former Players
Pos. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) | ||||
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Beta As Fuck | One of the team's former bronze players, he scored 5 goals for the board before having his contract terminated as he was also playing for /r9k/. This resulted in a confusing and embarrasing incident where we was seen playing against himself in an Autumn Babby Cup match. | — |
Original Roster
These players played in the original 2011 4chan Summer Cup. The roster was completely remade prior to /adv/'s return to the 4chan Cup.