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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. Management came to realize that a potted plant isn't the best choice for a Defensive Midfielder, and demoted it to a picture on the uniform. It now sits comfortably in a moderately sunny windowsill in the team's boarding house.
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Revision as of 20:41, 20 May 2019

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Starters

Pos. No. Name Face Description
  SS
10 Leaf Girl
(Captain)
Leafgirl.png A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
  CF
11 Queen Bantqueen.jpg As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
  DMF
08 BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Blowitoutyourass.jpg IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
  RMF
09 Alzheimers Alzheimers.jpg let someone with alzheimers score anything
  AMF
7 Bat Loli Banttan.png A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/-tan is the adorable personification of /bant/.
  DMF
6 Borche Borche.png This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
  DMF
5 Kot Kot.jpg /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any pooftah that dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that pooftah, Kot!
  DMF
4 Aussie Girl Aussiegirl.png The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
  CB
3 the fishe Fishe.png Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
  CB
2 Morning Leader Morningleader.png Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
  GK
1 Toothpaste Kagari Toothpastekagari.png Bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.
It is required to get octas before you score on her.
Sponsored by Aquafresh™

Substitutes

Pos. No. Name Face Description
  DMF
23 Plague Doctor Plaguedoctor.jpg Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
  DMF
22 Burdo Burdo.png Burdo is an action-loving slick dude and rumored to be a blackbelt in tae-spur-do. His sick shades and fashionable facial hair is guaranteed to leave his opponents in a cloud of smoke.
  DMF
20 Redpilled Haircuts Redpilledhaircuts.jpg Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to get one.
  DMF
21 le dank forced face Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
  DMF
19 >romania Implyingromania.png /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
  LMF
18 Bant Plant Bantplant.png /bant/'s first forced meme.
Somehow it managed to convince us that it's better as a Left Midfielder rather than a Defensive Midfielder.
  CB
17 an*Mefags Pooftahs.jpg an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
  CB
16 Okay, Real Talk Realtalk.png Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic managers for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, Grill !!f0jyzNGZJZ3 for his shit tactics, and EternalFlip !!57l0cbOWbkI who types shit on a piece of paper and calls it "managing."
  CB
15 Simon Mayorsimon.jpg The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
  CB
14 Isle of Manlet Isleofmanlet.jpg Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
  CB
13 Average Brit Averagebrit.jpg An accurate representation of the average citizen of the United Kingdom. Few object to it's legitimacy.
  GK
12 FUCK OFF POOFTAHS Pooftahsactua.png The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.

Retired

Pos. No. Name Face Description
  DMF
18 Coke & Peanuts Cokeandpeanuts.jpg G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G .
  CMF
20 Happy Lizard Happylizard.jpg The symbol of comfy on /bant/, now rests in the team boarding house with the other /bant/ pets.
  CMF
22 I'M GOING GHOST Goingghost.jpg This guy is dead. It only makes sense.
  DMF
21 Rooki Rooki.jpg >/bant/
>taking me off the roster
  DMF
20 anime Bantanime.jpg A spam staple in /bant/'s early years. The doggo now rests comfortably by the fire back home.
  DMF
19 Blepe Blepe.jpg After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick. Then /bant/ also realized that frogposters can suck a dick, so they kicked Blepe out.
  GK
13 frens Frens.jpg Sadly, frens could not make even one frens after his [r9k] brothers garnered hatred on the board.
  GK
15 egge Egge.jpg Utsuho-san ate it
  DMF
18 /pol/'s trashcan Modsarefags.jpg This is no secret to those who have encountered the annoyingly common Unpaid Intern. But this one takes the cake.
  RB
17 Johnny Bravo Johnnybravo.jpg Johnny was sent back to /co/ for his CalArts treatment, it is unknown if he may ever return.
  CB
15 Polish Cat Polishcat.png The meme of the infamous toilet plungers. The fat cat now rests next to the dog in the team's home.
  LB
14 Flag of /bant/ Flagofbant.png Nobody knows /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies over the team house.
  LB
13 Cat of All Time Cat of all time.png Objectively one of the cat of all time. But not for PES. It is now one of the team's many pets.
  RB
20 Swedish Fish Swedishfish.jpg We ate them all. No, seriously.
  GK
12 Boss Raid Bossraid.jpg A beloved /bant/ pasttime, but now it sits in the drawer like all of the other abandoned software.

Poll Results

Summer 17 Roster Poll
Winter 18 Roster Poll
Summer 18 Cultural Survey
Autumn 18 Roster Poll