Congratulations /mlp/! | ||
Winners of the 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Difference between revisions of "/domg/"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Line 31: | Line 31: | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''/domg/''' is a | '''/domg/''' is a team ready to tackle the [[/vg/ League 3]], after their stunning performance in the [[/vg/ League 2]]. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - '''/domg/''' is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. Our captain's got four blesses, no scales, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. | ||
Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/v6ix5bol1oshixs/domg.rar | (Old)Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/v6ix5bol1oshixs/domg.rar | ||
=== Roster === | === Roster === | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=GK |name=2000 ghosts in a fort}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Useless Kick}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Heroic Obesity}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 1|pos= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Burden of Time}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Illfraud}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Turnbullying}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Ded Llama}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=>crossbows}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Remove Elves}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Quadbless Mictlan {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Forester Bob}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=GK |name=100 PD}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=GK |name=Angry Stone Face}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Astral 1}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Giant Man-Eating Jews}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Grigorius}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Pankoman}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Desura Thug}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Eater of the Dead}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=itdepends}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=>avg /domg/ pretender}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Aboleth Traps}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=CMF |name=Misfortune 3}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
Line 72: | Line 72: | ||
|} | |} | ||
<h3> | <h3>Roster(no positions)</h3> | ||
{|{{Prettytable}} | {|{{Prettytable}} | ||
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.''' | ||
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name''' | |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name''' | ||
Line 83: | Line 80: | ||
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)''' | |width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)''' | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"| | |||
|align="center"|'''100 PD''' | |align="center"|'''100 PD''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg militia.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg militia.png|x100px]] | ||
|Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense! | |Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense! | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|1 | ||
|align="center"|'''2000 ghosts in a fort''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|2spoopy | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|1 | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Angry Stone Face''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | ||
|FEED ME ULMITES | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|1 | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Eater of the Dead''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Domg eater.png|x100px]] | ||
|The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|1 | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Heroic Obesity''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Domg hero.png|x100px]] | ||
|Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|1 | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Astral 1''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Domg astral.png|x100px]] | ||
|A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons. | |||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|1 | ||
|align="center"|'''Burden of Time''' | |align="center"|'''Burden of Time''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg burden.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg burden.png|x100px]] | ||
Line 142: | Line 118: | ||
|— | |— | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|1 | ||
|align="center"|'''Misfortune 3''' | |align="center"|'''Misfortune 3''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg misfortune.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg misfortune.png|x100px]] | ||
Line 149: | Line 125: | ||
That just happened. Twice. | That just happened. Twice. | ||
|— | |— | ||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Illfraud''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg illwinter.jpg|x100px]] | |||
|Fukken Illfraud. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Turnbullying''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Useless Kick''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg affliction.png|x100px]] | |||
|Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too! | |||
|Track Back<br />Super-Sub | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Giant Man-Eating Jews''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg son.png|x100px]] | |||
|Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it. | |||
|Track Back<br />Super-Sub | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Pankoman''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place. | |||
Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Ded Llama''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|Died for lack of beer money. RIP. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Grigorius''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Desura Thug''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''itdepends''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|On what? Everything. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''>avg /domg/ pretender''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|>implying /domg/ is any good at dominions | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|1 | |||
|align="center"|'''Aboleth Traps''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'. | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|1 | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|'''>crossbows''' | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;"| | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|1 | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|'''Remove Elves''' | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;"|You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often! | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|1 | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Forester Bob''' | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:No-photo-available.png|x100px]] | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;"|le ebin maymay | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|1 | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Quadbless Mictlan''' | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:domg jaguar.png|x100px]] | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;"|Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses. | |||
|} | |||
<h3>Ex-players</h3> | |||
{|{{Prettytable}} | |||
|align="center"|7 | |||
|align="center"|'''Bogus the Troll''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg bogus.png|x100px]] | |||
|He is an experienced hero(and creator's self-insert) fighting for the greater good, magic treasures or just for the fun of it. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|34 | |||
|align="center"|'''Ermor''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Ermor.png|x100px]] | |||
|The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus. | |||
Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|10 | |||
|align="center"|'''Blood 10 Fountain''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg fountain.png|x100px]] | |||
|Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor. | |||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|6 | |align="center"|6 | ||
Line 154: | Line 229: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg anakite.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg anakite.png|x100px]] | ||
|Ulm did nothing wrong! | |Ulm did nothing wrong! | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|85 | |align="center"|85 | ||
Line 160: | Line 234: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg pelagian.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg pelagian.png|x100px]] | ||
|Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won. | |Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|44 | |align="center"|44 | ||
Line 166: | Line 239: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg shard.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg shard.png|x100px]] | ||
|You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much... | |You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much... | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|4 | ||
|align="center"|'''Throne of Gaia''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Throne of Gaia.png|x100px]] | |||
|align="center"|The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! | |||
| | |||
| | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|17 | |align="center"|17 | ||
Line 197: | Line 249: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg legion.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg legion.png|x100px]] | ||
|Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road. | |Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | |align="center"|44 | ||
|align="center"|'''Scrub Club''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg scrub.jpg|x100px]] | |||
|Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership. | |||
| | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|20 | |align="center"|20 | ||
Line 217: | Line 259: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg ponyman.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg ponyman.png|x100px]] | ||
|Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman! | |Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman! | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|11 | |align="center"|11 | ||
Line 229: | Line 264: | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg bane.png|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Domg bane.png|x100px]] | ||
|Who needs armies when you can just give a powerful undead entity a magical sword and shield and watch them go to town on your opponent's provinces? | |Who needs armies when you can just give a powerful undead entity a magical sword and shield and watch them go to town on your opponent's provinces? | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]] | [[Category:/vg/ League teams]] |
Revision as of 15:16, 24 November 2014
/domg/ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Now the Wheel has turned once again | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
/domg/ - Dominions General | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Historic performance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Meta information | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
/domg/ is a team ready to tackle the /vg/ League 3, after their stunning performance in the /vg/ League 2. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - /domg/ is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. Our captain's got four blesses, no scales, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
(Old)Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/v6ix5bol1oshixs/domg.rar
Roster
|
|
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |