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/domg/ is a new team, joining the /vg/ League 2. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - /domg/ is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. Our captain's got four blesses, no scales, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/v6ix5bol1oshixs/domg.rar
Roster
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| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeeper
Goalkeeper | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| 34 | Ermor | 
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The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus.
Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever. |
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| 10 | Blood 10 Fountain | 
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Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor. | — |
| 99 | 100 PD | 
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Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense! | — |
Defense
Center Back | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| 96 | Eater of the Dead | 
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The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass. | — |
| 55 | Heroic Obesity | 
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Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat. | — |
| 1 | Astral 1 | 
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A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons. | — |
| 5 | Burden of Time | 
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The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time.
And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn. |
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| 33 | Misfortune 3 | 
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What's the worst that could happen?
That just happened. Twice. |
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| 6 | Six Million Anakites | 
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Ulm did nothing wrong! | — |
| 85 | Pelagia | 
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Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won. | — |
| 44 | Olm Miscegnation | 
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You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much... | — |
Midfield
Defensive Midfield | ||||
| No. | Name | Picture | Description | Card(s) |
| 4 | Throne of Gaia | 
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The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! | — |
| 2 | Illfraud | 
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Fukken Illfraud. | — |
| 17 | Legion of Gods | 
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Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road. | — |
Center Midfield | ||||
| 8 | Turnbullying | 
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Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying. | — |
| 44 | Scrub Club | 
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Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership. | — |
| 20 | Ponyman | 
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Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman! | — |
| 27 | Useless Kick | 
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Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too! | — |
| 11 | Bane Lord | 
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Who needs armies when you can just give a powerful undead entity a magical sword and shield and watch them go to town on your opponent's provinces? | — |
| 28 | Giant Man-Eating Jews | 
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Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it. | — |
Attacking Midfield | ||||
| 9 | Pankoman | x100px | After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place. | — |
Offense
Second Striker | ||||
| 3 | Quadbless Mictlan | 
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Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses. | — |
Center Forward | ||||
| 7 | Bogus the Troll | 
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He is an experienced hero(and creator's self-insert) fighting for the greater good, magic treasures or just for the fun of it. | — |