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| Viper the Rapper
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Viper the Rapper, or formally known as Viper, is a hip hop artist hailing from the great state of Arkansas. Viper is most known for putting out his 2008 digitally released album "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", in what has been called by one person as " a deaf person talking over 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog synths thrown together by a little kid on the free-est DAW downloaded on a Russian fileshare site crawling with malware". Viper himself has put out many other studio albums such as "I'm Better Than U" and "My Gun Is Set To Auto-Smegmatic". Additionally, he has put out a counted 136 mixtapes, the most popular being "Kill Urself My Man" and "These Rappers Claim They Hard When Them Fags Never Even Seen the Pen". While these releases have some blatant rips from his previous albums, many songs even being identical, the sheer volume of music he has released is unmatched by any other modern day artist. Also, he makes funny album covers /mu/ uses as reaction images. Also he's a real estate broker. Also he's never been seen in the same room as Lil B.
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| Thom Yorke
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While occasionally featuring on a variety of songs nowadays as a writer or vocalist, Thom Yorke is best known for his work with the band "Thom Yorke and the Radioheads", producing the greatest album of all time "OK Computer". In addition to that, the band's best song "Creep" has been a mainstay hit among music aficionados for more than 2 and a half decades now, and Thom will always happily sign a vinyl copy of the album it released on, titled "Pablo Honey". Not only has he achieved this, but popular music rating website rateyourmusic.com currently has 2 Radiohead albums in the top 3 albums of all time, and 3 in the top 9 albums of all time, truly a sign of quality! Nowadays, Thom spends his time playing the piano and planning how he can re-release old albums for more money like Car Seat Headrest did.
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| Za Fishmans
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Za Fishmans has been a long staple of /mu/ posting for both shitposting (whether it's in a cave or not), and entry level dream pop discussion. Widely known for the band's studio album "Long Season" and its live album "Otokotachi no Wakare", /mu/ will always have a soft spot for the album, whether it has clicked for them or not. Anyway we all know they just produce toilet sounds.
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| One Copy of Loveless on Vinyl
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Ordering a classic grail on vinyl? Just like that? How can he be so based?!
>b-but it's shoegaze! it will sound like shit on vinyl, i-it's completely outdated!
Shut it, shoegaze virgin. Chad over here knows that vinyl is the thinking man's media choice, and that only incels listen to FLAC files.
One Copy of Loveless has been listening to "Touched" on full volume and enjoying every second of it. No, he will not start listening to Ride because Ride is a shit britpop band with no soul.
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<-- Clueless
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hmm today I will play some divegrass
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| Talentless Hack
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He is pointing at us...
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| Piero Scaruffi
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The fact that so many books still say that the death of XXXTentacion was not a big loss for music only tells you how far shitposting still is from becoming a serious art. Piero Scaruffi has seen /mu/ at the highest of highs and the lowest of lows while fucking 5 asian girls at once. While Scarufficore such as Trout Mask Replica, Faust, and Kate Bush have cemented their reputation on /mu/ for years now, Scaruffi's few new reviews still get discussion on /mu/, especially when there's a bombshell. From his criticism by other reviews as being too conservative in his reviews to rating his own poem as one of the best pieces of poetry at all time, he is unequivocally one of the most based figures relevant with /mu/, especially when compared to the absolute state of modern p4k and a certain melon looking shithead.
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| *Deletes Track*
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Ahhhhh, now it's perfect
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| Captain Beefheart
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i'm at a severe writer's block but I'm not sure if I just wrote art or not since it IS about Captain Beefheart after all, so it could work. The genius behind Trout Mask Replica himself, Captain Beefheart is the antithesis of a talentless hack. Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, who were definitely not captives and tortured for six months during the making of Trout Mask Replica, created music that sounds weird and it has a fish on the cover! A fish! Imagine making the pleb filter but you make it into a whole album.
I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOOOOOOWNLAAAAAAAND
DACHAU BLUUUUUUEEEEESSSS
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous, got me?
F A S T A N D B U L B O U S
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| 8.4 BNM
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"8.4 Best New Midfielder* is a reference to the one time credible website >Pitchfork giving out its label "Best New Music" to industry plants and racebait quality albums whether they're well known or not. While the website's credibility itself has been complete shit since Chris Ott left years ago subject due to its reviews, they still maintain a name in the industry to this day because of industry money and support independent reviews written by literal whos quality new music critics with a industry sponsored fresh and legitimate opinion.
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| Michael Gira
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Testing, one, two, three. Well, well fuck. I mean, I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be hear with you tonight. I'll be able to talk with you, about some things that I know a great deal about. Everyone knows, that you, are, fucked up. And everyone knows, that I, am fucked up. But, does everyone know, that you, are more fucked up than me? Well I know that, and you know that, but our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time, you went to the bathroom to take a shower. You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up you are; You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and you put some toast in the toaster. Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice, made you some coffee, got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill. Everything was fine, except for one thing. You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork. Now, a third instance, the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school, everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition, except for one thing. You had to call me, to come show you,
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| Yeezus
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MAGA Kanye with the hottest and most thought provoking lyrics
"Now if I fuck this modela nd she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole"
"Sometimes I'm wishin' that my dick had GoPro so I could play that shit back in slo-mo, I just shot an amateur video; I think I should go pro"
"i keep it 300 like the romans, 300 bitches, where the trojans"
"Ay, none of us would be here without cum"
"I couldn't get my shit out any way, I hope you die Aria"
"Have you ever had sex with a pharoah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus"
"My apologies, are you into astrology/Cause I’m tryin’ to make it to Uranus"
"I love your titties ’cause they prove I can focus on two things at once"
"Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine/Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign"
"HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS"
"You left your fridge open somebody took a sandwich"
"Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce”
"I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret 'til I pictured everybody with their clothes off"
"Skrrt skrrt skrrt like a private school for women, then I get there and all the Popeye's is finished, girl"
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