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==Main Roster==
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{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{|{{Prettytable}}
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Position
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| No.
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
|style="background:#F6F6F6; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="38"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Height (cm)
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Foot
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="8%"| Nationality
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="9%"| Skill cards
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''CIVIC'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:-o-Civic.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nothing is as reliable as a Civic. No wonder he's our undisputed number 1 goalkeeper. Nothing gets passed this magnificent piece of Japanese engineering. 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 190
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Long Ball Expert, GK Long Throw
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DODGE STRATUS'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:-o-dodge.jpeg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic American car. The Dodge Stratus is a true patriot that kept rolling off the assembly line 10 years after it was first introduced. Opponents beware of this agile beast.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 178
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One-Touch Pass
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''WAT CAR IS GUD'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:-o-gud.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Especially Murricans often come to /o/ with this very interesting question that is sure to spark a good thread with great recommendations. As an LB, he is capable of spotting a low quality shot and getting rid of it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 179
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Weighted Pass
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 24
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ATGATT'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ATGATT.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There are 2 things to remember when contemplating whether or not you should buy a suicidemachine known as a motorcycle. 1: KTM a shit, and 2: ATGATT. All The Gear All The Time. NEVER leave the house without wearing all the appropriate motorcycle gear. It will save your life one day.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Man Marking
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 94
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''GEO METRO'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:geo metro.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Look at my car you guys, look how awesome it is! You like my custom racing stripes? It adds 10 HP you know? LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 174
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 26
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BREAD ON ROOF'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:breadonroof.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You come to /o/ and tell us you drive some amazing 100k twin-turbo pussy magnet? You better back that claim up with a picture of your car with a loaf of bread on it or we all know you are full of shit. 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 181
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BOOGADY VEYRON'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:-o-boogady.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Damn, life can flip in a matter of seconds. One morning you're waking up in the projects, and the next morning you wake up in a 1.2 million dollar car. How did I get here?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 195
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Italian
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Long Range Drive
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| LMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| '''WAT RACING'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| [[File:-o-Wat.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Unlike most other boards, /o/ has no problem with going outside and making a decent living. Luckily, WAT Racing Development is capable of supplying jobs for most br/o/thers. Together they revolutionize tuning and performance parts and  bring the automotive world in a direction never seen before.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| 202
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Incisive Run, Knuckle Shot, Outside Curler
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| RMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| '''MIATA'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"|[[File:miata.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Just look at that face! The Mazda MX-5 or Miata as it was called in Murrica is the most lovable car out there. It's light, cheap, has pop-up headlights and is the perfect example of a fun car. It's totally not gay but it is in fact totally cute.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| 191
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| Early Cross, Marseille Turn, One-Touch Pass
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''LS1 SWAP'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:-o-ls1.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 186
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Trickster, Speeding Bullet, Knuckle Shot, Acrobatic Finishing
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| SS
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 90
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''TAKUMI'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:-o-Takumi.jpg|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 188
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Speeding Bullet, Scissors Feint, Acrobatic Finishing, First-Time Shot, Captaincy
|-
|-
|}
==Strikers==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Image'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Shirt Name'''
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|align="center"|'''92'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|'''Twingo'''
|align="center"|[[File:twingos.png|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|An adorable shitbox loved by /o/ users the world around, particularly American users who cannot own one yet due to the USA's ass-backwards vehicle import laws. Designed by Renault in the early 1990s, it is as endearing as it is practical.<br>
Don't let its cute headlights and diminutive stature fool you though - The Twingo is built with love in France to show ''no merci.''
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
|align="center"|'''89'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
|align="center"|'''Miata'''
|align="center"|[[File:miata.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Equally adored and hated by car enthusiasts and propelled to near-meme status by automotive journalists, Mazda's MX-5 Miata is a throwback to old British roadsters of yore with none of the reliability problems that plagued the bloke-built MGs, Triumphs, and Lotuses of the 1960s. It's lightweight, has flippy-dip headlights, and is still one of the most affordable "fun" cars you can buy today.
|align="center"|The Best
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
|align="center"|'''90'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LWF}}
|align="center"|'''WAT Racing'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-Wat.png|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|WAT Racing Development is the go-to source for performance parts and tuning, as well as cool stickers and SUPER EUROBEAT playlists.
|align="center"|WAT Auto Racing
|}
==Midfielders==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Image'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Shirt Name'''
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|align="center"|'''86'''
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Takumi'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-Takumi.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side.<br>
Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's.
|align="center"|Fujiwara
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''30'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''3K Civic with a couple of simple mods'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-3k civic.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|A couple of /o/ approved mods if you are on a budget: 10 point cage with Parachute, 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend, spec-R full drag suspension, Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor, one 044 bosch pump, 1200 rc injectors, golden eagle sleeved block, cp 10:1 pistons, Eagle rods, arp headstuds, oem h22 headgasket, Balance shaft delete, competition clutch twin disc, Port and polished head, skunk2 valve springs and retainers, Str cam gears, crower stage 1 cams, aluminium radiator with slim fan, gsr transmission with itr lsd, qsd h2k intake manifold adapter, k20 rbc manifold, qsd throttle body spacer, blox 70mm throttle body, 4bar omni map sensor, 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control, hks bov, Garret 102mm turbocharger, custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange, 44mm tial wastegate, custom water to air intercooler set up, aem eugo wideband w/ gauge, tuned on chipped p28, 13 inch volks drag rims, two 15 inch volks rear rims, arp extended wheel studs, si cluster and 150 shots of nitrous.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''[COOL VIBRATIONS]'''
|align="center"|[[File:Shingo initiald.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Shingo is the self-proclaimed King of the patrician FF (Front-Engine, Front-Wheel Drive) layout, and his car of choice is of course the Civic, a symbol of reliability among br/o/thers and the most recommended cheap car.<br>
Shingo is known for challenging unsuspecting street racers to "duct tape deathmatches" and bumping into competing cars during races, and when you hear the beginning of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0tvMhAlhs his theme] you know for sure he's coming to get you.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''53'''
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Scotty Kilmer'''
|align="center"|[[File:Scotty kilmer mercedes.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|REV UP YOUR ENGINES! This Emmy Award-winning Youtube automotive mechanic is well known for his "no"-nonsense auto repair clickbait videos and his strong dislike of needlessly complex German cars. In fact, one of his only confirmed weaknesses is to hold up a Mercedes Benz Silver Arrow and chant "BEGONE SCOTTY!".<br>
Whether the other teams will get this memo is yet to be seen...
|align="center"|REV UP UR ENGINES
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''45'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Dorifto'''
|align="center"|[[File:dorifto.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets.
|align="center"|Kansei
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''63'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''GM BTFO'''
|align="center"|[[File:GM BTFO.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|A topic of discussion loved by some of /o/'s regular shitposters, the battle between the Nissan GT-R and the Chevrolet Corvette has spawned countless threads over the years. One infamous pic taken from a magazine and comparing their lap times on a particular track shows the GT-R as the winner, leading shitposters to claim that GM, which owns Chevrolet, has been permanently BTFO.
|align="center"|Blownthefuckout
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''LS1 Swap'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-ls1.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars.
And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars.
|align="center"|Cheap and Fast
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''35'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Eco Boost'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-eco boost.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|All the turbo lag, none of the horsepower.
|align="center"|
|}
==Defenders==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Image'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Shirt Name'''
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''80'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''>another fucking crossover'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-crossover2.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|The cancer killing the sports car industry.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Apex Seals'''
|align="center"|[[File:Rotary engine gif.gif|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|The Wankel Rotary Engine is essentially a Dorito spinning inside an oval. At the tips of the Dorito are "Apex Seals" which are famous for blowing up and taking the whole engine with them.<br>
Mazda's RX-7 and RX-8 are the two best-known rotary engine cars, and they're also infamous for being unreliable.
|align="center"|Dorito Inside
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''73'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Burgerking'''
|align="center"|[[File:Nurburgring logo.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|This holy ground located in Germany is the definitive proving ground for fast cars all around the world. If your car can't set a fast lap here, it's shit.
<br>According to benchracers, at least.
|align="center"|Nordschleife
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Squids'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-squid.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|The motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, thinks riding gear is for old men and boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually crusiers decorated with chrome or sports bikes with broken plastic fairings.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''77'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''Fiero w/Bodykit'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-Fierywkit.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''85'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Shitbox'''
|align="center"|[[File:shitbox-o.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not to mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world.<br>
Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems.
|align="center"|Still Good
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''I know what I got'''
|align="center"|[[File:nolowballers.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have.
|align="center"|No Lowballers
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Manuel Transmisión'''
|align="center"|[[File:Manuel-o-.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmisión. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to the question "manual or automatic?".
|align="center"|Hola Manuel
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Fast Wheel Drive'''
|align="center"|[[File:-o-fwd.png|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Because the FRONT WHEELS is the only place the power should ever be.
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''68'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''God Machine'''
|align="center"|[[File:GT86.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|The Toyota GT86 (also known as Scion FR-S and Subaru BRZ) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive coupés you can buy today. You would think its relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine.
|align="center"|GT86
|}
==Goalkeepers==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Image'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Shirt Name'''
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Black Ice Tree'''
|align="center"|[[File:Blackicetree.jpg|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™.
|align="center"|Fresh TM
|-bgcolor="F6F6F6"
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Busriders'''
|align="center"|[[File:O bus.png|200px|link=]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|What most /o/ users are since nobody on /o/ can actually afford a car.
|align="center"|Muh Benchmarks
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[[Category:Official team rosters|o]]
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| No.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="38"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Height (cm)
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Foot
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="8%"| Nationality
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="9%"| Skill cards
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''LOLCANTTURN'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:lolcantturn.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Murricans often think they make the best cars in the world. What they forget is that their muscle cars and landbarges in fact, can't turn. Luckily this GK can.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK Long Throw
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ITASHA'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Itasha.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Being a weeabo/o/ can be difficult. How do you make sure even people on the road know who your favorite anime girl is? Forget plush toys on the dashboard, Itasha your ride to oblivion and make heads turn (in disgust) everywhere.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK Long Throw
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''GOD MACHINE'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:GT86.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''APEX SEALS'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:apex.jpg|170px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 181
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| German
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Man Marking
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DORIFTO'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:dorifto.jpg|170px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japanese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PLASTI DIP'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:plasti dip.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Painted wheels sure look awesome. Too bad most br/o/thers spent all their money on stickers. Luckily Plasti Dip can give your wheels or even your entire car that slick matte look you are looking for. Grab your can and start spraying.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 166
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Dutch
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Outside Curler
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''HEKTIK DOSE'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:hektik.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Dosing is a fine art invented and practiced by Australians only. Don't believe the internet lies; this technique can only be performed in Australian cars, especially the Holden VL Commodore. When done correctly, the intercooler of your straya ride will make a distinct 'tutututu' sound. Hektik m8. 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 171
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Australian
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Precise Touch, Super-Sub
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 26
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''FIERO W/BODYKIT'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:-o-Fierywkit.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 183
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Italian
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One Touch Pass
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BLACK ICE TREE'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Blackicetree.jpg|170px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 32
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''JAMES MAY'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:JamesMay.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| British
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''TOYOTA MR2'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Toyotamr2.jpeg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Move over Miata owners, there's a "new" pop-up headlights, 2 seater shitbox in town. The Mister Two, Est Merdeux, the poor man's Ferrari. Call it what you want, this car is unbridled fun for the true br/o/ther. Flaws? Well yeah, they are rare and expensive. Not to mention: it has a mid-engine. Takumi does not approve.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japenese
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''VIN CHECK'''<br/>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Vin check.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Right
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| American
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| None

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Starter Silver Gold Sub

Strikers

No. Pos. Name Image Description Shirt Name
92
  CF
Twingo Twingos.png An adorable shitbox loved by /o/ users the world around, particularly American users who cannot own one yet due to the USA's ass-backwards vehicle import laws. Designed by Renault in the early 1990s, it is as endearing as it is practical.

Don't let its cute headlights and diminutive stature fool you though - The Twingo is built with love in France to show no merci.

89
  RWF
Miata Miata.jpg Equally adored and hated by car enthusiasts and propelled to near-meme status by automotive journalists, Mazda's MX-5 Miata is a throwback to old British roadsters of yore with none of the reliability problems that plagued the bloke-built MGs, Triumphs, and Lotuses of the 1960s. It's lightweight, has flippy-dip headlights, and is still one of the most affordable "fun" cars you can buy today. The Best
90
  LWF
WAT Racing -o-Wat.png WAT Racing Development is the go-to source for performance parts and tuning, as well as cool stickers and SUPER EUROBEAT playlists. WAT Auto Racing

Midfielders

No. Pos. Name Image Description Shirt Name
86
  AMF
Takumi -o-Takumi.jpg Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side.

Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's.

Fujiwara


30
  CMF
3K Civic with a couple of simple mods -o-3k civic.jpg A couple of /o/ approved mods if you are on a budget: 10 point cage with Parachute, 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend, spec-R full drag suspension, Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor, one 044 bosch pump, 1200 rc injectors, golden eagle sleeved block, cp 10:1 pistons, Eagle rods, arp headstuds, oem h22 headgasket, Balance shaft delete, competition clutch twin disc, Port and polished head, skunk2 valve springs and retainers, Str cam gears, crower stage 1 cams, aluminium radiator with slim fan, gsr transmission with itr lsd, qsd h2k intake manifold adapter, k20 rbc manifold, qsd throttle body spacer, blox 70mm throttle body, 4bar omni map sensor, 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control, hks bov, Garret 102mm turbocharger, custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange, 44mm tial wastegate, custom water to air intercooler set up, aem eugo wideband w/ gauge, tuned on chipped p28, 13 inch volks drag rims, two 15 inch volks rear rims, arp extended wheel studs, si cluster and 150 shots of nitrous.
6
  CMF
[COOL VIBRATIONS] Shingo initiald.jpg Shingo is the self-proclaimed King of the patrician FF (Front-Engine, Front-Wheel Drive) layout, and his car of choice is of course the Civic, a symbol of reliability among br/o/thers and the most recommended cheap car.

Shingo is known for challenging unsuspecting street racers to "duct tape deathmatches" and bumping into competing cars during races, and when you hear the beginning of his theme you know for sure he's coming to get you.


53
  AMF
Scotty Kilmer Scotty kilmer mercedes.jpg REV UP YOUR ENGINES! This Emmy Award-winning Youtube automotive mechanic is well known for his "no"-nonsense auto repair clickbait videos and his strong dislike of needlessly complex German cars. In fact, one of his only confirmed weaknesses is to hold up a Mercedes Benz Silver Arrow and chant "BEGONE SCOTTY!".

Whether the other teams will get this memo is yet to be seen...

REV UP UR ENGINES


45
  CMF
Dorifto Dorifto.jpg Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. Kansei


63
  CMF
GM BTFO GM BTFO.jpg A topic of discussion loved by some of /o/'s regular shitposters, the battle between the Nissan GT-R and the Chevrolet Corvette has spawned countless threads over the years. One infamous pic taken from a magazine and comparing their lap times on a particular track shows the GT-R as the winner, leading shitposters to claim that GM, which owns Chevrolet, has been permanently BTFO. Blownthefuckout


1
  CMF
LS1 Swap -o-ls1.jpg The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars.

And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars.

Cheap and Fast
35
  CMF
Eco Boost -o-eco boost.jpg All the turbo lag, none of the horsepower.

Defenders

No. Pos. Name Image Description Shirt Name


80
  LB
>another fucking crossover -o-crossover2.jpg The cancer killing the sports car industry.
3
  CB
Apex Seals Rotary engine gif.gif The Wankel Rotary Engine is essentially a Dorito spinning inside an oval. At the tips of the Dorito are "Apex Seals" which are famous for blowing up and taking the whole engine with them.

Mazda's RX-7 and RX-8 are the two best-known rotary engine cars, and they're also infamous for being unreliable.

Dorito Inside
73
  CB
Burgerking Nurburgring logo.jpg This holy ground located in Germany is the definitive proving ground for fast cars all around the world. If your car can't set a fast lap here, it's shit.


According to benchracers, at least.

Nordschleife


2
  RB
Squids -o-squid.jpg The motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, thinks riding gear is for old men and boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually crusiers decorated with chrome or sports bikes with broken plastic fairings.


77
  LB
Fiero w/Bodykit -o-Fierywkit.jpg You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost.
85
  CB
Shitbox Shitbox-o.jpg Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not to mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world.

Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems.

Still Good
0
  CB
I know what I got Nolowballers.jpg Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have. No Lowballers
7
  CB
Manuel Transmisión Manuel-o-.jpg Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmisión. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to the question "manual or automatic?". Hola Manuel


18
  CB
Fast Wheel Drive -o-fwd.png Because the FRONT WHEELS is the only place the power should ever be.


68
  RB
God Machine GT86.jpg The Toyota GT86 (also known as Scion FR-S and Subaru BRZ) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive coupés you can buy today. You would think its relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. GT86



Goalkeepers

No. Pos. Name Image Description Shirt Name
17
  GK
Black Ice Tree Blackicetree.jpg Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. Fresh TM
8
  GK
Busriders O bus.png What most /o/ users are since nobody on /o/ can actually afford a car. Muh Benchmarks