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Revision as of 22:59, 6 January 2015
Main Roster
Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Foot | Shirt Name | Skill cards |
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GK | 21 | CIVIC |
Nothing is as reliable as a Civic. No wonder he's our undisputed number 1 goalkeeper. Nothing gets passed this magnificent piece of Japanese engineering. Don't be discouraged by all the riced monstrosities you see driving around; this is a great car. | 190 | Left | Vtec Kicked In | Long Ball Expert, GK Long Throw | |
RB | 3 | LE ANGRY UTE |
Some threads on /o/ are just not worthy of your time. Maybe it's some endless discussion about manual vs. automatic transmission. Maybe it's an American claiming Europe has never made a decent car. Derail the thread in style with some pictures of this angry ute. A Finnish behemoth of a car sure to put off any shitposter. | 178 | Left | Le Angry Ute | One-Touch Pass, Precise Touch | |
LB | 4 | WAT CAR IS GUD |
Especially Murricans often come to /o/ with this very interesting question that is sure to spark a good thread with great recommendations. As an LB, he is capable of spotting a low quality shot and getting rid of it. | 179 | Right | AMC Gremlin | Weighted Pass, One Touch Pass | |
CB | 24 | ATGATT |
There are 2 things to remember when contemplating whether or not you should buy a suicidemachine known as a motorcycle. 1: KTM a shit, and 2: ATGATT. All The Gear All The Time. NEVER leave the house without wearing all the appropriate motorcycle gear. It will save your life one day. | 185 | Right | All the Time | Man Marking | |
CB | 94 | GEO METRO |
Look at my car you guys, look how awesome it is! You like my custom racing stripes? It adds 10 HP you know? LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME | 170 | Right | Geo Metro | None | |
DMF | 26 | BREAD ON ROOF |
You come to /o/ and tell us you drive some amazing 100k twin-turbo pussy magnet? You better back that claim up with a picture of your car with a loaf of bread on it or we all know you are full of shit. | 181 | Right | Do it Faggot | None | |
CMF | 2 | PAUL WALKER |
Paul Walker is the epitome of a car enthusiast. Not only did he feature in the best series of car movies of all time, he also had a huge garage filled with hundreds of cars. He died the way he lived, in a car accident. RIP Paul, you will be missed. | 187 | Left | Fast n Furious | Long Range Drive, Long Ranger | |
LMF | 9 | WAT RACING |
Unlike most other boards, /o/ has no problem with going outside and making a decent living. Luckily, WAT Racing Development is capable of supplying jobs for most br/o/thers. Together they revolutionize tuning and performance parts and bring the automotive world in a direction never seen before. | 202 | Right | WAT Racing | Incisive Run, Knuckle Shot, Outside Curler | |
RMF | 11 | MIATA |
Just look at that face! The Mazda MX-5 or Miata as it was called in Murrica is the most lovable car out there. It's light, cheap, has pop-up headlights and is the perfect example of a fun car. It's totally not gay but it is in fact totally cute. | 191 | Left | Miata | Long Range Drive, Weighted Pass, One-Touch Pass | |
AMF | 1 | LS1 SWAP |
The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars. | 189 | Right | LS Swap | Knuckle Shot, Acrobatic Finishing, Early Cross, Speeding Bullet | |
SS | 90 | TAKUMI |
Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's. | 198 | Right | Running in the | Speeding Bullet, Acrobatic Finishing, Incisive Run, First-Time Shot, Captaincy |
Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Foot | Shirt Name | Skill cards |
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GK | 10 | LOLCANTTURN |
Murricans often think they make the best cars in the world. What they forget is that their muscle cars and landbarges in fact, can't turn. Luckily this GK can. | 180 | Right | Murrican Cars | GK Long Throw | |
GK | 42 | #FreeFrosty |
Frosty has never been a popular character on /o/. He boasted about his wealth yet never managed to take a picture of his Corvette that was in focus. When he was arrested not once but twice for possession of large amounts of weed, Frosty found himself in a prison cell and in the newspaper. We at /o/ don't leave our br/o/thers behind though, #FreeFrosty. Frosty did nothing wrong. | 180 | Right | Free Frosty | GK Long Throw | |
CB | 6 | GOD MACHINE |
The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. | 181 | Right | God Machine | None | |
CB | 22 | APEX SEALS |
Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals? | 185 | Left | Apex Seals | Man Marking | |
LB | 16 | DORIFTO |
Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. | 175 | Left | Dorifto | None | |
RB | 5 | PLASTI DIP |
Painted wheels sure look awesome. Too bad most br/o/thers spent all their money on stickers. Luckily Plasti Dip can give your wheels or even your entire car that slick matte look you are looking for. Grab your can and start spraying. | 165 | Right | Plasti Dip | Outside Curler | |
DMF | 12 | RENAULT TWINGO |
Do you even have to ask why this car is so popular on /o/? First of all, owning a Twingo is next to impossible for Americans with their strict import laws. This French shitbox has become the holy grail for American fans of happy cars. For a small hatchback, this car is surprisingly comfortable. You can even sleep in it because the front seats can recline to a 90 degree angle. Did we already mention the everlasting smile with which this car greets you? | 171 | Right | Twingo | Precise Touch, Super-Sub | |
DMF | 26 | FIERO W/BODYKIT |
You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost. | 183 | Right | Fiero W Bodykit | One Touch Pass, Long Ball Expert | |
CB | 17 | BLACK ICE TREE |
Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. | 180 | Right | Fresh TM | Pinpoint Crossing | |
CMF | 32 | JAMES MAY |
In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. | 180 | Right | Captain Slow | Incisive Run | |
CMF | 19 | TOYOTA MR2 |
Move over Miata owners, there's a "new" pop-up headlights, 2 seater shitbox in town. The Mister Two, Est Merdeux, the poor man's Ferrari. Call it what you want, this car is unbridled fun for the true br/o/ther. Flaws? Well yeah, they are rare and expensive. Not to mention: it has a mid-engine. Takumi does not approve. | 185 | Right | Est Merdeux | None | |
CMF | 15 | VIN CHECK |
VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox! | 185 | Right | Car Fox | None |