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Main Roster

Position No. Name Image Description Height (cm) Foot Shirt Name Skill cards
GK 21 CIVIC
-o-Civic.jpg Nothing is as reliable as a Civic. No wonder he's our undisputed number 1 goalkeeper. Nothing gets passed this magnificent piece of Japanese engineering. Don't be discouraged by all the riced monstrosities you see driving around; this is a great car. 190 Left Vtec Kicked In Long Ball Expert, GK Long Throw
RB 3 STANCEFAG
How does this sound to you? A car so low that it looks like the suspension broke, wheels turned halfway into the bodywork and car meetings only visited by fat Asians. Appealing? Guess what, you are a stancefag. I bet you and GS400guy will be best buddies from now on. 178 Left Scraping Sound One-Touch Pass, Precise Touch
LB 4 WAT CAR IS GUD
-o-gud.jpg Especially Murricans often come to /o/ with this very interesting question that is sure to spark a good thread with great recommendations. As an LB, he is capable of spotting a low quality shot and getting rid of it. 179 Right AMC Gremlin Weighted Pass, One Touch Pass
CB 24 SHITBOX
Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not too mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. (Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems). 185 Right Shitbox Man Marking
CB 94 M. TRANSMICÍON
Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmicíon. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to: manual or automatic? 170 Right Hola Manuel None
DMF 26 RIP CLARKSON
It's pretty much set in stone that James May is the favorite Top Gear host on /o/. However, the show needs all three to work. Sadly Jeremy Clarkson decided to punch his producer in the face over some hot grub and he has since been sacked from the BBC. How Top Gear will survive is not sure yet, but for now we salute this dead host. 181 Right You Irish Cunt None
AMF 2 PAUL WALKER
Paulwalker.jpg Paul Walker is the epitome of a car enthusiast. Not only did he feature in the best series of car movies of all time, he also had a huge garage filled with hundreds of cars. He died the way he lived, in a car accident. RIP Paul, you will be missed. 187 Left Fast n Furious Long Range Drive, Long Ranger
LMF 9 WAT RACING
-o-Wat.png Unlike most other boards, /o/ has no problem with going outside and making a decent living. Luckily, WAT Racing Development is capable of supplying jobs for most br/o/thers. Together they revolutionize tuning and performance parts and bring the automotive world in a direction never seen before. 202 Right WAT Racing Incisive Run, Outside Curler
RMF 11 MIATA
Miata.jpg Just look at that face! The Mazda MX-5 or Miata as it was called in Murrica is the most lovable car out there. It's light, cheap, has pop-up headlights and is the perfect example of a fun car. It's totally not gay but it is in fact totally cute. 191 Left Miata Long Range Drive, Weighted Pass, One-Touch Pass
AMF 1 LS1 SWAP
-o-ls1.jpg The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars. 189 Right LS Swap Knuckle Shot, Acrobatic Finishing, Early Cross, Speeding Bullet
CF 90 TAKUMI
-o-Takumi.jpg Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's. 198 Right Running in the Speeding Bullet, Acrobatic Finishing, Sombrero, First-Time Shot, Captaincy
Position No. Name Image Description Height (cm) Foot Shirt Name Skill cards
GK 10 LOLCANTTURN
Lolcantturn.jpg Murricans often think they make the best cars in the world. What they forget is that their muscle cars and landbarges in fact, can't turn. Luckily this GK can. 180 Right Murrican Cars GK Long Throw
GK 42 NO LOWBALLERS
Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have. 180 Right Iknowwhatigot GK Long Throw
CB 6 GOD MACHINE
GT86.jpg The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. 181 Right God Machine None
CB 22 APEX SEALS
Apex.jpg Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals? 185 Left Apex Seals Man Marking
LB 16 DORIFTO
Dorifto.jpg Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. 175 Left Dorifto None
RB 5 PLASTI DIP
Plasti dip.jpg Painted wheels sure look awesome. Too bad most br/o/thers spent all their money on stickers. Luckily Plasti Dip can give your wheels or even your entire car that slick matte look you are looking for. Grab your can and start spraying. 165 Right Plasti Dip None
DMF 12 RENAULT TWINGO
Twingos.png Do you even have to ask why this car is so popular on /o/? First of all, owning a Twingo is next to impossible for Americans with their strict import laws. This French shitbox has become the holy grail for American fans of happy cars. For a small hatchback, this car is surprisingly comfortable. You can even sleep in it because the front seats can recline to a 90 degree angle. Did we already mention the everlasting smile with which this car greets you? 171 Right Twingo Precise Touch
DMF 26 FIERO W/BODYKIT
-o-Fierywkit.jpg You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost. 183 Right Fiero W Bodykit One Touch Pass
CB 17 BLACK ICE TREE
Blackicetree.jpg Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. 180 Right Fresh TM None
CMF 32 JAMES MAY
JamesMay.jpg In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. 180 Right Captain Slow Incisive Run
CMF 19 CORVETTE VS GTR
Discussions on the internet will often move away from the topic at hand and progress into name calling and opinions being presented as facts. Thank god /o/ has the Corvette vs GTR image. No opinions, no lies, just the facts on the the Chevrolet Corvette and the Nissan GT-R. In 1 quick glance you can decide for yourself which of the 2 is superior. 185 Right CORVETTE VS GTR None
CMF 15 VIN CHECK
Vin check.png VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox! 185 Right Car Fox None