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Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Foot | Shirt Name | Skill cards |
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GK | 21 | CIVIC |
Nothing is as reliable as a Civic. No wonder he's our undisputed number 1 goalkeeper. Nothing gets passed this magnificent piece of Japanese engineering. Don't be discouraged by all the riced monstrosities you see driving around; this is a great car. | 190 | Left | Vtec Kicked In | Long Ball Expert, GK Long Throw | |
RB | 3 | STANCEFAG |
How does this sound to you? A car so low that it looks like the suspension broke, wheels turned halfway into the bodywork and car meetings only visited by fat Asians. Appealing? Guess what, you are a stancefag. I bet you and GS400guy will be best buddies from now on. | 178 | Left | Scraping Sound | One-Touch Pass, Precise Touch | |
LB | 4 | WAT CAR IS GUD |
Especially Murricans often come to /o/ with this very interesting question that is sure to spark a good thread with great recommendations. As an LB, he is capable of spotting a low quality shot and getting rid of it. | 179 | Right | AMC Gremlin | Weighted Pass, One Touch Pass | |
CB | 24 | SHITBOX |
Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not too mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. (Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems). | 185 | Right | Shitbox | Man Marking | |
CB | 94 | M. TRANSMICÍON |
Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmicíon. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to: manual or automatic? | 170 | Right | Hola Manuel | None | |
DMF | 26 | RIP CLARKSON |
It's pretty much set in stone that James May is the favorite Top Gear host on /o/. However, the show needs all three to work. Sadly Jeremy Clarkson decided to punch his producer in the face over some hot grub and he has since been sacked from the BBC. How Top Gear will survive is not sure yet, but for now we salute this dead host. | 181 | Right | You Irish Cunt | None | |
AMF | 2 | PAUL WALKER |
Paul Walker is the epitome of a car enthusiast. Not only did he feature in the best series of car movies of all time, he also had a huge garage filled with hundreds of cars. He died the way he lived, in a car accident. RIP Paul, you will be missed. | 187 | Left | Fast n Furious | Long Range Drive, Long Ranger | |
LMF | 9 | WAT RACING |
Unlike most other boards, /o/ has no problem with going outside and making a decent living. Luckily, WAT Racing Development is capable of supplying jobs for most br/o/thers. Together they revolutionize tuning and performance parts and bring the automotive world in a direction never seen before. | 202 | Right | WAT Racing | Incisive Run, Outside Curler | |
RMF | 11 | MIATA |
Just look at that face! The Mazda MX-5 or Miata as it was called in Murrica is the most lovable car out there. It's light, cheap, has pop-up headlights and is the perfect example of a fun car. It's totally not gay but it is in fact totally cute. | 191 | Left | Miata | Long Range Drive, Weighted Pass, One-Touch Pass | |
AMF | 1 | LS1 SWAP |
The LS1 engine fits in pretty much every car. Every br/o/ther is capable of swapping an LS1, or at least they should be. No feeling is greater than secretly putting an LS1 engine in a Miata and letting Murricans bite the dust in their muscle cars. And guess what, you can buy an LS1 engine from any junkyard for 500 dollars. | 189 | Right | LS Swap | Knuckle Shot, Acrobatic Finishing, Early Cross, Speeding Bullet | |
CF | 90 | TAKUMI |
Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's. | 198 | Right | Running in the | Speeding Bullet, Acrobatic Finishing, Sombrero, First-Time Shot, Captaincy |
Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Foot | Shirt Name | Skill cards |
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GK | 10 | LOLCANTTURN |
Murricans often think they make the best cars in the world. What they forget is that their muscle cars and landbarges in fact, can't turn. Luckily this GK can. | 180 | Right | Murrican Cars | GK Long Throw | |
GK | 42 | NO LOWBALLERS |
Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have. | 180 | Right | Iknowwhatigot | GK Long Throw | |
CB | 6 | GOD MACHINE |
The Toyota GT86 (or Scion FR-S for all you Burgerstanians out there) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive roadsters you can buy today. You would think this relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. | 181 | Right | God Machine | None | |
CB | 22 | APEX SEALS |
Your car stopped running? Makes a weird rumbling sound while driving? Have you tried replacing the apex seals? | 185 | Left | Apex Seals | Man Marking | |
LB | 16 | DORIFTO |
Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. | 175 | Left | Dorifto | None | |
RB | 5 | PLASTI DIP |
Painted wheels sure look awesome. Too bad most br/o/thers spent all their money on stickers. Luckily Plasti Dip can give your wheels or even your entire car that slick matte look you are looking for. Grab your can and start spraying. | 165 | Right | Plasti Dip | None | |
DMF | 12 | RENAULT TWINGO |
Do you even have to ask why this car is so popular on /o/? First of all, owning a Twingo is next to impossible for Americans with their strict import laws. This French shitbox has become the holy grail for American fans of happy cars. For a small hatchback, this car is surprisingly comfortable. You can even sleep in it because the front seats can recline to a 90 degree angle. Did we already mention the everlasting smile with which this car greets you? | 171 | Right | Twingo | Precise Touch | |
DMF | 26 | FIERO W/BODYKIT |
You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost. | 183 | Right | Fiero W Bodykit | One Touch Pass | |
CB | 17 | BLACK ICE TREE |
Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. | 180 | Right | Fresh TM | None | |
CMF | 32 | JAMES MAY |
In the midst of 1 host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. | 180 | Right | Captain Slow | Incisive Run | |
CMF | 19 | CORVETTE VS GTR |
Discussions on the internet will often move away from the topic at hand and progress into name calling and opinions being presented as facts. Thank god /o/ has the Corvette vs GTR image. No opinions, no lies, just the facts on the the Chevrolet Corvette and the Nissan GT-R. In 1 quick glance you can decide for yourself which of the 2 is superior. | 185 | Right | CORVETTE VS GTR | None | |
CMF | 15 | VIN CHECK |
VIN is a unique serial number engraved on every car in the world. Crashes, repairs, mileage, everything will come up with a VIN Check. Sadly, VIN Check websites are not free so br/o/thers often start threads begging those 1 or 2 people with a VIN Check subscription to check out if anything is wrong with their potentially new ride. All hail the Car Fox! | 185 | Right | Car Fox | None |