/sp/ Roster

The players that will represent  /sp/ in the next cup.

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	Description
14	>de gay		>de gay
1	Roast Solo		DON'T POST IT

Defenders

No.	Name	Picture	Description
4	>Schalke		To the 2014 /wc/ babbies, this refers to an event that happened a long time ago. 4chan posting went down years ago, and the front pages of boards got stuck in place. This left /sp/ with a thread on the front page that mocked a recent result for Schalke in the Bundesliga which had some interesting imagery involving black people. By the time 4chan posting got fixed, it was time for American /sp/, and so the Americans who didn't know what the fuck was going on were amused and kept posting >Schalke.
42	Please Watch Our Sport		PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT, BIG STRONG FOREIGNER
99	Refball		The MVP of every major sport.
2	Lifelong		Yep, been a fan of [team] all my life, lad.
18	18-1		One of the greatest chokes in the history of the NFL. The New England Patriots still get shit for this to this day since losing the Super Bowl against a wild card team was that much of an embarrassment.
3	An Horse		Is An Horse an athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
23	Lelbron		>yfw legod won one for da land
71	BTFO		BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
43	>he does it for free		NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
24	EXPOSED		A hyped manager lost a match? Sounds like he got EXPOSED.

Midfield

No.	Name	Picture	Description
50	USA USA USA		USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
20	>I rate Zidane		>losing to Celta Vigo
89	George Costanza		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk >needing to watch this video ISHYGDDT
13	Tony Kornheiser		WHY.jpg
96	THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP		*slips*
6	£100M for a dabbing Dembele		Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba.
31	Universal Choking Sign		Pic unrelated
9	>Torres		>tfw no champions league trophy with Atletico Madrid

Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description
11	Le Cut Inside Man		The nickname given to Arjen Robben due to how he constantly cuts inside during matches.
7	TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU		A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. Recently, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
10	Punished Messi		Following 3 lost finals in a row with Argentina (the second loss to Chile being the one that got more image edits out of it), and Barcelona's disappointing performance in the Champions League, it was time for Messi to be demoted to being a silver player. However, recent cup performances got Messi back to being a gold player.

Reserves

Name	Description
RGKnee	A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT	AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here?	A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL	Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite?	He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/	The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver	A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter	It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw	The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445	A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver	Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon	Because.jpg
I really, really like women	He really, really likes them
System Babby	A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman	Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium	It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop	The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.