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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''G/u/ardians'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''G/u/ardians'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:Age Gap Moon.gif|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:Doomri.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| These heroines protect the General from the Evil Fairy. Now they protect the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| These heroines protect the General from the Evil Fairy. Now they protect the team.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Japan
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Fairy Moon
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Doomri
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bananice'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Is This Yuri?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bananice.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Is This Yuri.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Theater, The Dream, The Banana. Only one can stand in Position Zero and be Top Star. Let the Revue of Divegrass begin.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nah, it's just the obviously romantic relationship between two anime/manga girls.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wakarimasu
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Yes
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Incest Receiver'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Girlship'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Incest_Receiver.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Girlship.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| From the sand to the grass. From the beach volleyball to the fields of soccer. The sport may change, but these two cousins will still spike the opposition (and each other's butts when nobody's looking)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AKA yuri without using the word 'yuri'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Harukana
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Salamanders
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''How To Make A Bomb'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Blood Countess'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:How_to_make_a_bomb.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Blood Countess.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The current top Google search amongst lolis trying to escape their musclemaids' affection.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ellie has finally arrived to take her due in beautiful maidens!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hungary
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| OJOUSAMA!!!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Báthory
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Spy Who Licked Me'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''War Crimes Kurumi'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:The Spy Who Licked Me.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:War Crimes Kurumi.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| That's not exactly what they mean about 'licking the opposition', but it's the only way to reveal a spy.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Magical drugs. Torture. Mind break. All is fair in love and war, and Kurumi's mission is both.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Momocchi
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Mugen
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Are You a Lolicon?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Are_you_a_lolicon.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''[The /u/ wiki staff denies any responsibility, up to and including jail time, incurred for trying to answer that question. Likewise, the /u/ wiki staff strongly recommends leaving the answering of that question to our experienced girls.]''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Saki Miyanaga, the main protagonist from ''Saki'', appeared in St. Michael's Academy for Girls. An ongoing epic spanning 100+ episodes (some of which are 45+ minutes long) and featuring clones, demons, time and dimension traveling, getting banned from Youtube and, of course, the iconic '''MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES''' ensued. The attached pic is the ''least'' odd of the stuff that happens in this masterpiece.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Yes
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Demon Risa
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter is not a good season for plants, let alone the soccer pitch.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter is not a good season for plants, let alone the soccer pitch.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter 2019
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winter 2019
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bananice'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bananice.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Position Zero.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2019
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Incest Receiver'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Incest_Receiver.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer is when most beach volleyball tournaments take place, so this couple resigned the team to focus on those.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2019
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''How To Make A Bomb'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:How_to_make_a_bomb.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| No bomb, no door, no scheme can protect a loli from a musclemaid.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2019
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Spy Who Licked Me'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:The Spy Who Licked Me.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Mission complete.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2019
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Are You A Lolicon?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Are_you_a_lolicon.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''[Told you.]''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2019
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[[Category:Official team rosters|u]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|u]]

Revision as of 05:52, 18 June 2019

/u/ Current roster. Old rosters can be found here: /u/ Historical Rosters

Main Roster

Starting 11

Position No. Name Image Description Nationality Shirt name
  GK
77 Madokami Madokami Is Real.jpg She Who Saves, a stalwart of the /u/ team from it's inception. Originally intending to keep a watchful eye on Akemi Homura, her utter failure to prevent her transformation into Homucifer has steeled her resolve to let nothing past her, so that no magical girl divegrass fan would ever have to feel despair ever again. Japan Kaname
  CB
8 Goggles Yoorie goggles.jpg Capable of spinning an entire tragic love story out of a single meeting of eyes! Willing to ignore all types of denial when a single hand has been held! Nothing gets past Goggles! Japan Yurivision
  CB
18 Onee-sama The iconic oneesama.jpg Less a single person and more a representation of what thousands of young lesbians fawn over every day, The Onee-sama is one of the founding tenements of lesbianism. She has taken to being a Center Back for /u/ because she's quite experienced at being the center of a person's world. Japan Onee-samaaaa
  CB
15 Science Babies Science babbies.png When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes science steps in and provides a lovely little bundle of joy to keep them awake at night with her horrible screaming and crying. Technically speaking on loan from /sci/, Science Babies is eager to make Mommy and Mommy proud. Japan iPS
  DMF
0 Macarons Macarons.jpg Not only delicious and gay, but also the signal for everyone to start an edit war over how they're spelled. France Macaroons
  RMF


Captain

14 Akkarin AKKARIIIN~.png The ultimate sneakiness, the living embodiment of avoiding the limelight, /u/ proudly presents: Akar- Eh? Where'd she go...? Japan Literally who
  LMF
7 G/u/ardians Doomri.png These heroines protect the General from the Evil Fairy. Now they protect the team. Japan Doomri
  RMF
7 Feito-chan Feito-chan.png Converted from /a/ by BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan has been a stalwart of the team ever since then. Though some have called her loyalty into question, as long as she gets a regular lasering from BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan says she'll happily stay with /u/. Italy Testarossa
  SS
6 BEFRIENDING Befriending in process.jpg A commonplace mating ritual of the Action Lesbian (Dynamicans Sappho), BEFRIENDING typically involves giant laser beams and staggeringly homoerotic declarations. Just as BEFRIENDING lets two girls pick up in the right place, so too has BEFRIENDING taken up the position of right midwing. Japan Takamachi
  AMF
69 Purest Form Of Love PFoL.jpg Love between two girls is the purest form of love. Japan Yuri
  CF
666 Homucifer Homucifer.png Once merely Homura Akemi, Homucifer has now transcended mortality in order to spend more time with her beloved Madokami. Since Madokami plays divegrass, Homucifer will too. There was some discussion about whether her mortal goalscoring record would carry over to her new form, but such actions have been revealed as the work of the Incubators, attempting to undermine Homucifer's position as Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation. Japan >Hameru

Substitutes

Position No. Name Image Description Nationality Shirt name
  CB
82 Low Impact Consensual Cuddling Low Impact.png Rated P for Pure even in Australia. Australia Pure
  CB
2 How Two Girls Have Sex In A Tent How Two Girls Have Sex (in a Tent).jpg Outdoor guides never seem to include this important detail Japan FUCKING INTENSE
  DMF
99 Is This Yuri? Is This Yuri.jpg Nah, it's just the obviously romantic relationship between two anime/manga girls. Japan Yes
  DMF
20s Bedroom Tyrant Bedroom Tyrant.jpg Horrible poses won't stop her from trying to sleep with her Big Sister! Japan Angel
  DMF
21 Girlship Girlship.jpg AKA yuri without using the word 'yuri' Japan Salamanders
  DMF
3 Being Sayayaka Is Suffering Being Sayayaka is Suffering.jpg The faces change, the names are mostly similar, the circumstances are always the same. Japan Not again
  DMF
22 But We're Both Girls BOTH GIRLS.png BUT WE'RE BOTH GIRLS Japan Forbidden love
  CMF
450 Blood Countess Blood Countess.jpg Ellie has finally arrived to take her due in beautiful maidens! Hungary Báthory
  CMF
43 War Crimes Kurumi War Crimes Kurumi.png Magical drugs. Torture. Mind break. All is fair in love and war, and Kurumi's mission is both. Japan Mugen
  CMF
9 MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.png Saki Miyanaga, the main protagonist from Saki, appeared in St. Michael's Academy for Girls. An ongoing epic spanning 100+ episodes (some of which are 45+ minutes long) and featuring clones, demons, time and dimension traveling, getting banned from Youtube and, of course, the iconic MAHJONG GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES ensued. The attached pic is the least odd of the stuff that happens in this masterpiece. Japan Demon Risa
  CMF
39 Black Sunshine Mikugear.jpg As Hibiki is back, so is she. Black Sunshine's mission continues and she will see it through. Japan Kohinata
  CMF
1 Alien From Black Lizard Planet Black Lizard Planet.jpg Invaders from the Black Lizard Planet are known to not play divegrass, not like girls and always tell the truth. England Liar

Retired Players

Old Position Name Image Description Date Departed
  CMF
Teru Time Look at the teru time.png After a long and distinguished career, it was finally her time to go. It will always be Teru o'clock in our hearts. Summer 2018
  CMF
Spontaneous Combustion Spontcomb.jpg What do you think happened to her? Winter 2015
  DMF
Sumisumi Sumisumi.jpg With her president graduating to university and her studies taking up more of her time, Sumisumi stepped down to let the new generation step up. Given her height, most people assumed she'd stepped down already. Winter 2015
  CB
Ruined Birthday Party Happi basudei.jpg Happy birthday, KannaMiko. ;_;7 Winter 2015
  LB
Nio-ssu Nio-ssu's lovely smile.png It turns out tiny shark lesbians aren't all that good at divegrass. Who knew? Winter 2015
  RB
Dying Arisawa Phone senpai.jpg Fortunately for her and Yuno, the cure for terminal plotdevicitis was found. Unfortunately for the team, it was to not play divegrass. Winter 2016
  RB
Cousins By The Way LesbianCousins.png Found out certain states allowed cousin marriage, quit the team to do exactly that. Winter 2016
  LB
Eila Juutilainen Eila.jpg Her contract finished, she went back to Sanya's warm embrace. Winter 2016
  CB
Ayayayayaya Ayaya.jpg Ayayayyyyy Summer 2016
  DMF
Stamen YuriCam-1-035.png A True Alpha Lesbian takes time off to pollinate her harem. Summer 2016
  CMF
Saint Michael Saint Michael.png 6. And on the seventh day, Saint Michael rested. Summer 2016
  GK
Spitting Distance Spitting distance.jpg A surprisingly long distance, apparently. Well beyond what's considered "ladylike" and much too far for the rigorous quality control applied to all /u/ players. Winter 2017
  CMF
Metall/u/rgy Metallurgy.png Divegrass fields are low on metals. Contract expired and mining operations relocated. Winter 2017
  SS
Lesbodynamics Lesbodynamics.gif This is a science best studied in a lab. Or in bed. Winter 2017
  CB
ANGST AND DRAMA Angst.png The pitch is too dramatic, even for this seasoned veteran who retired to enjoy even more misunderstandings off the field. Spring 2017
  CB
Punished Bocchi Punished Bocchi.png Such a tough place ;_; Spring 2017
  CMF
Ano Route Ano Route.png What do you mean "they didn't do an Ano route"? Spring 2017
  CMF
Intertwined Fingers Intertwined Fingers.jpg Was let go after repeated warnings from media watchdogs against online indecency. Kids might be watching! Summer 2017
  CB
Kuma Shock GAU GAU.jpg Ascended with Kumaria. Which is also sexy. Shabadadoo~ Winter 2018
  CB
Doragon Meido Doragon Meido.jpg Better service as spectator. Winter 2018
  DMF
Fingering For World Peace Fingering For World Peace.jpg World peace achieved! At least on the pitch. Plenty more fingering to do on the sidelines! Winter 2018
  DMF
Archdyke Fine.png Retired to better take care of her country and her witch. Winter 2018
  RMF
Loathsome Daughter of Heresy Loathsome Daughter.png Was left go after too many belly exposures were declared 'indecent'. Besides, the field is far too chaotic to divine Winter 2018
  LMF
Touching Paddles Agari.jpg Retiring after deciding ping pong was a more heart racing sport. Winter 2018
  CB
Dai Dai Daisuki Papika.jpg Noting the lack of shards and that even Pure Illusion is less random, she retired. Summer 2018
  DMF
Hifumin Leeeeeader Hifumin.jpg It's death march at Eagle Jump! No time for soccer! ( ; w ; ) ノ Summer 2018
  DMF
The Mochiverse The Mochiverse.png The Mochiverse is a thing that transcends time, space and dimensions. It now also transcends the soccer fields. Autumn 2018
  DMF
Post Apocalyptic Bonding Post-apocalyptic Bonding.jpg The end of the world also means the end of soccer. Survival will have to continue off the pitch. Autumn 2018
  CMF
°◇° Rhombus.jpg A sudden influx of guests made her return to her normal job as an inn attendant. Autumn 2018
  DMF
Pussy Whisperer Pussy Whisperer.jpg Seducing your teacher requires, amongst other things, a lot of sleepovers, tied arms and Sister Juice. Those are very time consuming, and very little was left for divegrass, so she retired. Winter 2019
  CMF
Abababababa Abababababa.jpg Her resignation form reads: "bad as it may be, this unworthy self needs time to focus on her manga and thus needs to resign from the team". The line "ABABABABABA" is written below and crossed out. Winter 2019
  CMF
Yamada's Sprout Yamada's Sprout.png Winter is not a good season for plants, let alone the soccer pitch. Winter 2019
  DMF
Bananice Bananice.jpg Position Zero. Summer 2019
  DMF
Incest Receiver Incest Receiver.jpg Summer is when most beach volleyball tournaments take place, so this couple resigned the team to focus on those. Summer 2019
  CMF
How To Make A Bomb How to make a bomb.png No bomb, no door, no scheme can protect a loli from a musclemaid. Summer 2019
  CMF
The Spy Who Licked Me The Spy Who Licked Me.jpg Mission complete. Summer 2019
  CMF
Are You A Lolicon? Are you a lolicon.png [Told you.] Summer 2019
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