/u/ roster

Main Roster

As of 21st December 2014 this page is slightly outdated. It'll get fully updated before New Year's.

Starting 11

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Foot
GK	7	Madokami		She Who Saves, a stalwart of the /u/ team from it's inception. Originally intending to keep a watchful eye on Akemi Homura, her utter failure to prevent her transformation into Homucifer has steeled her resolve to let nothing past her, so that no magical girl divegrass fan would ever have to feel despair ever again.	185	56	Right
LB	4	Dying Arisawa		With an uncertain future ahead of her thanks to terminal plotdevicitis, Arisawa set out to make sure a very special someone would remember her, no matter how short her life may be. Her dedication has earned her a starting-lineup position on the /u/ team, and medical petite soeur teams are standing by on the sidelines to make sure she can etch her mark on Yuno's heart.	175	51	Left
CB	8	Goggles		Capable of spinning an entire tragic love story out of a single meeting of eyes! Willing to ignore all types of denial when a single hand has been held! Nothing gets past Goggles!	185	61	Left
CB	18	Onee-sama		Less a single person and more a representation of what thousands of young lesbians fawn over every day, The Onee-sama is one of the founding tenements of lesbianism. She has taken to being a Center Back for /u/ because she's quite experienced at being the center of a person's world.	185	61	Right
RB	13	BEFRIENDING		A commonplace mating ritual of the Action Lesbian (Dynamicans Sappho), BEFRIENDING typically involves giant laser beams and staggeringly homoerotic declarations. Just as BEFRIENDING lets two girls pick up in the right place, so too has BEFRIENDING taken up the position of right back.	175	51	Right
CMF	26	Spontaneous Combustion		A strange and terrible illness that exclusively affects lesbians (specifically among the shittiest third of the love triangle). Spontaneous Combustion has continuously turned down offers from both /sci/ and /x/, preferring to be near her beloved Etoile.	180	56	Left
DMF	3	Sumisumi		Taking time out from her busy schedule of being on the student council, Sumisumi takes to the pitch to defend not only the Trick way of life but also her stupid fucking moustache on a stick-no ja.	180	56	Right
AMF (Captain)	14	Akkarin		The ultimate sneakiness, the living embodiment of avoiding the limelight, /u/ proudly presents: Akar- Eh? Where'd she go...?	194	70	Left
AMF	1	Teru Time		Which brings us to Saki's older sister, Miyanaga Teru. From the way people talk about her, she seems to be some kind of supreme god of Mahjong, which means she must also be some kind of supreme god of lesbianism. Her dyke level must be comparable to the likes of Satou Sei and Fujino Shizuru, if not higher. She must have some kind of aura, covering a fairly wide distance, which causes any female who walks into it to suddenly start blushing bright red, have an accelerated heartbeat and heavy breathing. Some must even pass out from dehydration, due to their vaginas overflowing in a sudden and uncontrollable explosion of love juices, which drains a great deal of moisture from their bodies. Indeed, so much as laying eyes on Miyanaga Teru will cause a girl to throw her dignity and self-respect out the window and start desperately pleasuring herself on the spot. And if the Teru takes a liking to her, it's all over. Her mind will never recover, but she won't care because her body will be in heaven.	194	70	Right
SS	10	Purest Form Of Love		Love between two girls is the purest form of love.	199	75	Left
CF	6	Homucifer		Once merely Homura Akemi, Homucifer has now transcended mortality in order to spend more time with her beloved Madokami. Since Madokami plays divegrass, Homucifer will too. There was some discussion about whether her mortal goalscoring record would carry over to her new form, but such actions have been revealed as the work of the Incubators, attempting to undermine Homucifer's position as Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation.	205	81	Right

Substitutes

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Foot
GK	11	Spitting Distance		Goalpost-chan and Trollpost-chan are deeply in love, and this girl will let no foolish ball interfere with their love!	180	51	Left
GK	12	Not Blood Sisters		Has her hands far too full keeping the Morality Ball out of the Strictly Speaking Incest net to stop her nee-chan's amorous advances.	180	51	Right
LB	33	Nio-ssu		Despite her tiny stature, Nio is fired up to prove her position on the team isn't just a product of her fucking the chairwoman-ssu.	175	51	Left
CB	44	ANGST AND DRAMA		Without few thousand painfully stupid misunderstandings and whining sessions, can you really call yourself a yuri series?	185	61	Left
CB	20	Macarons		Not only delicious and gay, but also the signal for everyone to start an edit war over how they're spelled.	185	61	Right
CB	31	Ruined Birthday Party		It's not so much the gay kissing as the 'destiny of the universe' part that ruined it, to be honest.	185	61	Left
LB	5	Cousins By The Way		Just being lesbians isn't kinky enough for Americlaps, so adding incest to the mix is a no-brainer.	170	46	Left
RB	51	Sanya V Litvyak		Top player in the Dyke Witches interunit football league, Sanya V. Litvyak is on a mission to make her waifu proud of her.	174	50	Right
RB	15	Science Babies		When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes science steps in and provides a lovely little bundle of joy to keep them awake at night with her horrible screaming and crying. Technically speaking on loan from /sci/, Science Babies is eager to make Mommy and Mommy proud.	169	45	Right
DMF	2	Feito-chan		Converted from /a/ by BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan has been a stalwart of the team ever since then. Though some have called her loyalty into question, as long as she gets a regular lasering from BEFREINDING, Feito-chan says she'll happily stay with /u/.	180	56	Left
CMF	9	Black Sunshine		A recent addition to the squad, Black Sunshine claimed her reason for signing up was to "stop the Cup so that Hibiki won't have to keep playing." Refusing to give her name out, all that's known about her is that she plays with redoubled enthusiasm against /m/.	180	56	Right
CMF	79	Ayaya		Yo no soy lesbiana! Lo que pasa es que quiero pasar mi vida con mi amigo de la infancia!	180	56	Left