/wsg/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Ht/Wt/Foot	Cards	Playstyle
1	GK	Deal With It Denial Gifs	File:DealWithIt.gif	A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.	200 / 85 / R		Offensive Goalkeeper
2	GK	Get Out Denial Gifs	File:GetOut.gif	Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name	188 / 80 / L
3	GK	Scott Sterling Sports Gifs	File:LOLDidntRead.gif	THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.	188 / 80 / L

Defenders

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Ht/Wt/Foot	Cards	Playstyle
17	LB	Sistar K-Pop Gifs	File:BostonDynamics.gif	Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop out of the East to go along mildly suggestive dancing? Sounds like a winning combination!		S12
6	CB	VLC Glitch Video Editing/Glitching	File:VLCGlitch.gif	An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10	CB	.webm Megathread Video Editing/Type	File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif	"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS." With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
11	RB	Genki Sudo Meanwhile, in Japan.../YLYL gifs	File:Colbert wsg.gif	Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.		S12
17	LB	Boston Dynamics Mechaincal/Robotic Gifs	File:JetPreacher.gif	These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.		S12
4	CB	Cinemagraphics Video Editing	File:Cinemagraphics wsg.gif	The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
5	CB	WASTED Video Editing/Video Game Gifs	File:Wasted wsg.gif	BUSTED
88	CB	Michael Bay Video Editing/EXPLOSIONS	File:Loops.gif	IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
44	RB	Thanks, Obama! Infomercial/Commercial Gifs	File:ThanksObama.gif	It’s all your fault, asshole!		S12

Midfielders

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Ht/Wt/Foot	Cards	Playstyle
12	DMF	Cup Stacking Otter Animals/Cute Gifs	File:CSOtter wsg.gif	Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.		S10	The Destroyer
22	LMF	Raven of Azerath Animation/Cartoon Gifs	File:Lemongrab.gif	TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.		P04, P07, S06	Box-to-Box
56	CMF	56 Chicken Nuggets Infomercial/Corporate Gifs	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif]	A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)		P03, S04	Box-to-Box
21	RMF	Ema Yasuhara Animation/Anime Gifs	File:WSG Roka.gif	ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI... A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)		P04, P07, S06	Box-to-Box
12	DMF	Cup Stacking Otter Animals/Cute Gifs	File:CSOtter wsg.gif	Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.		S10	The Destroyer
95	DMF	SPACE COMMANDER Space/Zero-G Gifs	File:WSG The Raptor.gif	Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.		S10	The Destroyer
19	CMF	Brent Rambo Reaction Gifs	File:BrentRambo.gif	If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.		P03, S02	Box-to-Box
17	AMF	Jessica Nigri Cosplay Gifs/Popular Topic of Debate	File:Carlton.gif	It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.			Dummy Runner
61	AMF	Horrifying Planet Animal/Spooky-Scary Gifs	File:DidHeDied.gif	All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.			Dummy Runner

Forwards

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Ht/Wt/Foot	Cards	Playstyle
20	SS	Dodger Leigh Youtube Star Gifs/Jesus Christ, why are there 70 threads on her?	File:Dodger.gif	Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.)		S03, S06, S09, S13	Creative Playmaker
9	CF	Duane Dancing/Party/Cool Gif, Ubiquitous on /wsg/	File:Duane.gif	How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.		P01, S06, S09, S13, S19	Fox-in-the-Box