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Starting XI

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves
GK	File:DealWithIt.gif	1	Deal With It Denial Gifs	A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.	21	N/A	N/A	43
LB	File:Wsg CrayonPop.gif	10	CRAYON POP K-Pop Gifs	Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!	7	0	0	N/A
CB	File:Wasted wsg.gif	5	WASTED Video Editing/Video Game Gifs	BUSTED	6	0	0	N/A
CB	File:VLCGlitch.gif	6	VLC Glitch Video Editing/Glitching	An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH	14	0	0	N/A
RB	File:WSG Hosei.gif	11	Hōsei Tsukitei Meanwhile, in Japan.../Gaki No Tsukai gifs	Gaki No Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.	7	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif	16	Sensible Chuckle Reaction Gifs	The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.	5	0	0	N/A
CMF	File:WSGRAVEN.gif	15	Raven of Azarath Animation/Cartoon Gifs	TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.	9	0	3	N/A
CMF	File:Wsg shinobu.gif	7	Shinobu Oshino Animation/Anime Gifs	Ka ka.	5	1	0	N/A
SS	File:WSG gabe.gif	37	Gabe the Dog Remix/YTPMV/NND Webms	BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-	19	2	0	N/A
CF	File:Dodger.gif	28	Dodger Leigh Youtube Star Gifs/Jesus Christ, why are there 80 threads on her?	Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.)	22	7	2	N/A
CF	File:Duane.gif	89	Duane Dancing/Party/Cool Gif, Ubiquitous on /wsg/	How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.	28	17	8	N/A

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves
GK	File:GetOut.gif	2	Get Out Denial Gifs	Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.	7	N/A	N/A	12
GK	File:WSGSTERLING.gif	3	Scott Sterling Sports Gifs	THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.	0	N/A	N/A	0
LB	File:BostonDynamics.gif	92	Boston Dynamics Mechaincal/Robotic Gifs	These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.	11	0	1	N/A
CB	File:ThanksObama.gif	44	Thanks, Obama! Infomercial/Commercial Gifs	It’s all your fault, asshole!	12	1	0	N/A
CB	File:Wsg mainus.gif	9	Danny Mainus Fighting/Sports Webms	There are three things to understand when talking about Mainus: 1: Mainus is comfortable in the back 2: Mainus is known for his explosiveness when the time comes to use it 3: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him	0	0	0	N/A
CB	File:Wsg FLegend.gif	4	FUCKING LEGEND Funny Animal Webms	REFEREE: Eric! Look at me! Did you bash up that attacker? ERIC: SCREEEE! FUCKING LEGEND! REFEREE: Di- no you are not a fucking legend! Did you scare the linesman! ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK! REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!	0	0	0	N/A
RB	File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif	61	Horrifying Planet Animal/Spooky-Scary Gifs	All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.	3	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN.gif	12	Shotgun Chicken Rekt/Exploitable Webms	GET CLUCKED!	1	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif	56	56 Chicken Nuggets Infomercial/Corporate Gifs	A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)	19	2	0	N/A
AMF	File:WSG RICK HENTAI.gif	69	Ear Rape Uncomfortably Loud Audio Webms	♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫	0	0	0	N/A
SS	File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM.gif	8	There Is Bear Cum! Sports/YLYL Webms	THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!	1	0	0	N/A
SS	File:BrentRambo.gif	18	Brent Rambo Reaction Gifs	If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.	13	2	1	N/A

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Last Cup
GK		21	Split Racer	Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.	0	N/A	N/A	0
GK	File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif	18	NOPENOPENOPE	NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE	0	N/A	N/A	0
CB		19	You Laugh You Lose	Wut's dat? I raff, I ruse?	0	0	0	N/A
CB		12	Sneezing Panda	HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!	3	0	0	N/A
CB	File:WSG TACO TOWN.gif	3	Taco Town	Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.	5	0	0	N/A
RB		23	Reaction Faces	This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.	2	0	0	N/A
DMF		13	Hypnotoad	ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!	6	0	1	N/A
CMF	File:Wsg seizurebro.gif	10	Seizure Bro	RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014 DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK	6	0	1	N/A
DMF   GK	File:HatersGonnaHate.gif	3	Haters Gonna Hate	A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.	6	0	0	0
CB	File:Carrot.gif	8	Carrot	VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.	1	0	0	N/A
CMF   GK	File:CupcakeDog.gif	3	Cupcake Dog	How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.	6	0	1	0
LB	File:RhinoEggs.gif	12	Rhino Eggs	Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)	8	0	0	N/A
CB	File:RINGRING.gif	7	Ring, Ring!	Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.	4	0	0	N/A
DMF   CB	File:SmellsLikeAss.gif	13	Smells Like Ass	A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)	4	0	0	N/A
CB	File:BlueBallMachine.gif	4	Blue Ball Machine	A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.	4	0	0	N/A
RB	File:AbandonThread.gif	10	Abandon Thread	Fuck this thread I’m out!	9	0	0	N/A
CMF	File:Infomercials.gif	18	Infomercials	Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.	3	0	0	N/A
RMF	File:Mako WSG.gif	21	Mako Mankanshoku	Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.	5	1	2	N/A
AMF	File:Cool guy.gif	10	Cool Guy	IT'S COOL GUY! COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!	0	0	0	N/A
CB   GK	File:LOLDidntRead.gif	3	LOL DIDN'T READ	← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!	10	0	0	0
RB   LB	File:JetPreacher.gif	8	Jet Preacher	Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.	15	0	0	N/A
CMF   CB	File:Loops.gif	88	Seamless Loops	When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.	5	0	0	N/A
RB	File:Colbert wsg.gif	11	Stephen Colbert	He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.	2	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:WSG The Raptor.gif	95	The Raptor	Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.	3	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:Lemongrab.gif	16	Lemongrab	Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"	4	0	0	N/A
DMF   CMF	File:Carlton.gif	19	The Carlton	The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.	1	7	0	N/A
RB   CMF	File:DidHeDied.gif	61	Did he Died?	Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.	5	0	0	N/A
RMF	File:WSG Roka.gif	21	Roka Shibasaki	The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.	6	1	0	N/A
SS	File:BigShake.gif	22	Big Shake	The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!	19	8	4	N/A
CB	File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif	10	.webm Megathread Video Editing/Type	"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS." With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.	6	0	0	N/A
DMF	File:CSOtter wsg.gif	12	Cup Stacking Otter Animals/Cute Gifs	Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.	3	0	0	N/A
RMF	File:WSG YASUHARA.gif	21	Ema Yasuhara Animation/Anime Gifs	ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI... A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)	4	0	0	N/A
AMF	File:WSGNIGRI.gif	19	Jessica Nigri Cosplay Gifs/Popular Topic of Debate	It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.	0	0	0	N/A