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{{VGLBoardInfobox
|team=vn
|general= yes
|motto={{tt|Per aspera ad Paradisum|Through hardships, to Paradise}}
|name=Visual Novel General
|date=November 3, 2016
|manager=
|owner=Otou-san
|irl= {{anonymous|L'aventale.-|!!EpaPOcGqYg6}}<br>{{anonymous|Toki}}

|color1= ffffff
|color2= 000000
|ranking=27th (<small>{{increase|16}}</small>)
|high_ranking=9th
|high_date=December 17th, 2021
|low_ranking=48th
|low_date=December 13th, 2020

|nickname= EOPs
|hex= FFFFFF
|color= Yamato-damashii White

|scorer=Douzo, Lad
|goals=30
|assister=I Only Read Moege
|assists=15
|captain=Routelets
|w= 23
|d= 9
|l= 25
|gf=101
|ga=111
|win_home= vn
|win_away= fgoalter
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_away= 2
|win_date=30 June 2023
|lose_home= vn
|lose_away= feg
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 5
|lose_date=20 June 2020
|first_home= mggg
|first_away= vn
|first_score_home= 2
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date=25 November 2016
|vgl_appearances=10
|first_vgl_appearance=[[:/vg/ League X|VGLX]]
|best_vgl_result=9th
|best_vgl_cup=[[:/vg/ League 17]]
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=sZWS8obNhRg
|a_title= Roar of the Machine God - Steel Crossed with Steel
|altanthem1= youtu.be/yOgygABaMac
|altanthem1_title= OH DESIRE!
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BiB1dpzgc
|gh_title= Asu e no Houkou
|althorn1= youtu.be/yXGphDGrQ2E
|altgh1_title= (Various)
|altgh1_what= Routelets
}}

[[File:Vn_reunion.jpg|1000px|center]]

Women need to be raped. It's the only language they know. Rape is popular with women. Don't listen to them because they are infamous liars who don't understand their own thinking. Women want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Women have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that women who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as women who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Women who have been raped frequently have orgasms; some women have never had an orgasm in their life except during a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is firmly ingrained in women. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without women becoming unbalanced. Feminism is really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern women. These 'feminists' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss men off and get men to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what women really want. I say we give it to them.

==Exports==

Currently held hostage by Nekonyan terrorists.

==Roster==

'''Main article: [[:/vn/ Roster]]'''

{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=JOP}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Ushiromiya Rokuhara}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=All-Ages Kusoge}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Dark Moege}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Zako Chinpo}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Geralt}}
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=I FUCKING LOVE USED GOODS}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=Holy Fucking Kino}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Loliconia}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Routelets {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=kys}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Don't...UHHHHH}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Moege cum Nukige}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Pink Love}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=ded medium}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=I Only Read Moege}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=AWAWAWAWA}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Douzo, Lad}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name={{greentext|NBR}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Please Bang My Wife}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Still Not Reading Uminegro}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=I'M GONNA BONE MY SWORD}}
{{sq end}}


<br>
'''Players'''

This is the VGL 19 roster.
[[File:Vn roster VGL16.png|thumb|none|600px|]]

= Match History =
'''For older official and unofficial matches, please go to the [[:/vn/_Match_History|Match History Page]].'''

==Official Matches==
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=70%
|-style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"
! Date
! Opponent
! Competition
! Result
! Scorers

{{mh match
|date= 2023-11-25
|opp= feg
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21]]<br>'''Group G'''
|score=4-1 ||wld=W
|scorers= Routelets {{goal|28||90+0}}<br>Holy Fucking Kino {{goal|34}}<br>kys {{goal|86}}<br>Holy Fucking Kino {{yel|79}}
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2023-12-01
|opp= pg
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21]]<br>'''Group G'''
|score=2-0 ||wld=W
|scorers= Routelets {{goal|4}}<br>kys {{goal|33}}
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2023-12-10
|opp= @
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21]]<br>'''Group G'''
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers= Holy Fucking Kino {{goal|8}}<br>Routelets {{goal|83}}<br>Holy Fucking Kino {{yel|20}}
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2023-12-16
|opp= hanny
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21]]<br>'''Round of 16'''
|score=3-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= kys {{goal|34||38}}<br>Geralt {{goal|50}}
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2023-12-17
|opp= smbg
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21]]<br>'''Quarterfinals'''
|score= ||wld=
|scorers= 
|}}
|}

==Friendly and Unofficial Matches==
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=70%
|-style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"
! Date
! Opponent
! Competition
! Result
! Scorers
{{mh match
|date= 2023-09-22
|opp= vgt
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21 Friendlies]]
|score= 4-3 ||wld=W
|scorers=kys {{goal|24||34||87}}<br>No Japanese Allowed {{owngoal|57}}
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2023-09-24
|opp= hanny
|comp = [[:/vg/ League 21 Friendlies]]
|score= 4-1  ||wld=W
|scorers= kys {{goal|8}}<br>Holy Fucking Kino {{goal|10}}<br>Routelets {{goal|52}}<br>Geralt {{goal|62}}
|}}
|}

= Player Statistics =
<br>
'''Goalscorers'''
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Goals
|-
| '''Douzo, Lad'''
| '''30'''
|-
| '''Routelets'''
| '''18'''
|-
| '''I only read moege'''
| '''12'''
|-
| '''kys'''
| '''10'''
|-
| '''JOP'''
| '''5'''
|-
| '''Geralt'''
| '''5'''
|-
| '''Intentionally Bad'''
| '''4'''
|-
| '''M*ogy'''
| '''3'''
|-
| '''Loliconia'''
| '''3'''
|-
| '''Awawawa'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''Please Bang my Wife'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''HOLY FUCKING KINO'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''I'm Ending It'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Literally me'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Quof'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Poyayaaan~'''
| '''1'''
|-
|}
<br>
'''Assists'''
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Assists
|-
| '''I Only Read Moege'''
| '''15'''
|-
| '''Geralt'''
| '''10'''
|-
| '''Douzo, Lad'''
| '''8'''
|-
| '''kys'''
| '''8'''
|-
| '''Loliconia'''
| '''6'''
|-
| '''Routelets'''
| '''5'''
|-
| '''I'm Ending It'''
| '''3'''
|-
| '''Please Bang my Wife'''
| '''3'''
|-
| '''Still not Reading Uminegro'''
| '''3'''
|-
| '''Awawawa'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''All-Ages Kusoge'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''{{tt|ded medium|Previously known as Reinhard Heydrich}}'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''HOLY FUCKING KINO'''
| '''2'''
|-
| '''Mangagamer Shill'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Moege cum nukige'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''/ourguys/'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Please Bang My Wife'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Quof'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Guys I'm Literally Shaking'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Nekonyan shill (unpaid)'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Tiny Hats'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''ROYAL CUNNY'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''Upskirts'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''BWEEH!'''
| '''1'''
|-
| '''I FUCKING LOVE USED GOODS'''
| '''1'''
|-
|}
<br>
'''Saves'''
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Saves
|-
| '''{{tt|JOP|Known as Kindergartner covered in molasses during VGL 11}}'''
| '''92'''
|-
| '''{{tt|All-Ages Kusoge|Known as No Sexual Content for VGL 7}}'''
| '''12'''
|-
| '''Intentionally Bad'''
| '''12'''
|-
| '''Please Bang My Wife'''
| '''6'''
|-
| '''Anime-Tier Shading'''
| '''4'''
|-
| '''Bully Pinks'''
| '''4'''
|-
|}

= EOP Art Corner =
Despite all of us being dirty EOPs, we can't help but try to make our own VNs with shitty ESL art. {{greentext|tfw no ESL art kamige}}

<Gallery>
File: Moege_vs_llsifg.png| I only read Moege scoring the decisive goal against /llsifg/ in Survival. Art donated by a kind /llsifg/ anon.
</Gallery>

= Achievements and Honors =
<gallery>
File:Vgleague.png|'''[[:/vg/ League 17]]'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|/drag/ vs /vn/}}</span>.'''</span><br>
File:Vgleague.png|'''[[Lil' Winter Skirmish]]'''<br>'''3rd Place</span>.'''</span><br>
</gallery>

= Trivia =
*The team took part on 3 Qualifiers, winning only once out of 9 matches and even spooning one qualifier (VGL9).
*<s>Geralt has been a medal player for a good part of /vn/ history but, despite this fact, he's only scored twice, both times against {{team away|2hug}} (VGL14 and VGL17).</s> No longer true as he scored twice in VGLX-2.
*Douzo, Lad holds the record for fastest hat-trick in VGL history in the team's victory against {{team away|pmmm}} 5-3 in VGL11. This was Douzo's first ever hat-trick and her (and the team's) only ever double brace.
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]

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