/uru/

/uru/
"Es lo que hay, valor"
/uru/ - Uruguay
Founded August 25th, 1825 Manager Oscar Tabarez's Ghost Owner EL Pato Celeste IRL manager Rodhin Team colors Chat color 55B5E5 Celeste del alma Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /uru/ - Uruguay Nickname Dinosaurs
Historic performance
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Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ] Rock with trumpets Goalhorn Llenos de Magia - La Vela Puerca
Kits

Uruguay is a tiny country in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that for some reason is really good at this divegrass thing.
In there you can find cows, grasslands, beaches and... cows. It's a boring place with boring politics, stable economies, no wars or conflicts, basically no natural disasters except for the occasional tornado hitting some empty field, and in general a melancholic and aging populace of old spaniards/italian´s descendants.
A place so uninteresting that its discoverers quite literally called it "A land of no possible use" before skipping it entirely in their way to ransack the incas at Peru.
It does have cows tho. A lot of them.

Roster

No. Position Player 1 GK Drunk Artigas 2 RB Garra Charrúa 3 CB Settling of Scores 4 CB Kangaroo Invasion 5 LB *Adds a star* 6 DMF FUCK THIS TOWN 7 CMF Negrito - Affectionate 8 CMF El Bananero 9 AMF Peñarol Intelligence 10 SS Rock with trumpets 11 CF I WAS THERE!

No. Position Player 12 GK Mate noises 13 RB America's Switzerland 14 RB Poorest President 15 CB Chad Sun 16 CB >Flat Hill 17 CB Vegan Nightmare 18 LB Luz Mala 19 LB Fucked up Poe 20 DMF 40 days of Carnaval 21 DMF Cheese Cannons 22 CMF First to Last 23 CMF BEHOLD, SQUARES!

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TBD	TBD

Official Match History

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