2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
Tournament Details
Host board	/b/
Dates	April 18–20
Teams	12
Tournament Statistics Matches played 20 Goals scored 68 (3.4 per match) Top Scorer(s) 5 goals Alteisen Johnn Lennon Beat his Wife Top Assister(s) 2 assists Ten players Golden Gloves 17 saves Frog Girl Best player 2 MotM awards /i/rene John Lennon Beat his Wife I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Helios Yellow cards 28 (1.4 per match) Red cards 2 (0.1 per match)
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2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup

The 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers (also known as the Fetus Cup) are a "competition" that determined the final spots in the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup. Due to "winning" the last Fetus, /b/ hosted this "tournament".

Competitors

The following teams qualified by failing to advance from the 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:

•  /c/
•  /f/
•  /i/

•  /m/
•  /mu/
•  /s4s/

•  /toy/
•  /vg/
•  /vp/

•  /vrpg/
•  /vst/
•  /wg/

Pots

The draw was held on April 13th, 2025. The hat pick to "win" the Qualifiers is  /s4s/.

Pot 1	Pot 2	Pot 3	Pot 4
/f/  /c/  /vg/	/i/  /vst/  /m/	/mu/  /toy/  /vrpg/	/wg/  /vp/  /s4s/

Squads

2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers squads (/c/-/wg/)

Group Stage

Group A

Main article: 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/f/	3	2	0	1	8	4	4	6
/m/	3	1	1	1	8	6	2	4
/vrpg/	3	1	1	1	3	6	-3	4
/vp/	3	1	0	2	3	6	-3	3

18 April 2025	/f/	4–0	/vrpg/
17:00	Van Darkholme  10' DA HOOD  41', 78' Daily Dose  59'			4chan City.swf Attendance: 364

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18 April 2025	/m/	4–1	/vp/
17:40	Mazinger Z  2' Alteisen  19', 45+5', 90+3' Space Battleship Yamato  13'		28' WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING  10' Flip a Coin, Win	Orbital Ring Stadium v4.0 Attendance: 411

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19 April 2025	/f/	3–2	/m/
17:00	Lolicatgirls  11' PARTY HARD  39' DA HOOD  64' Lolicatgirls  45+1'		17' Gridman  22' Alteisen  1' Gridman  51' Space Battleship Yamato	4chan City.swf Attendance: 341

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19 April 2025	/vrpg/	1–0	/vp/
17:40	How Can You Kill a God?  64'		88' Gary Motherfucking Oak	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 376

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20 April 2025	/m/	2–2	/vrpg/
17:00 Note: /m/'s Space Battleship Yamato is suspended for this match	Mazinger Z  20' Alteisen  71'		56' How Can You Kill a God?  77' >Human>Male>Warrior  80' Thighza	Orbital Ring Stadium v4.0 Attendance: 282

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20 April 2025	/vp/	2–1	/f/
17:40	Citizen Snips  20', 23' WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING  34'		38' Lolicatgirls	Realgam Tower Attendance: 316

Group B

Main article: 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/vg/	3	2	0	1	3	4	-1	6
/wg/	3	1	2	0	7	3	4	5
/toy/	3	1	1	1	4	5	-1	4
/vst/	3	0	1	2	4	6	-2	1

18 April 2025	/vg/	2–0	/toy/
18:20	Ship it Monzo  21' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  88' Git Gud  89'			Tokyo Racecourse Attendance: 453

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18 April 2025	/vst/	2–2	/wg/
19:00	KANE LIVES  69' Nuclear Gandhi  81' Tall/Wide  20' Is It Done Yuri?  55'		21' Comfy  35' Helios	Armchair General Attendance: 396

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19 April 2025	/vg/	1–0	/vst/
18:20 Note: /vst/'s Tall/Wide is suspended for this match	I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  54'		70' King Harlaus  90+2' Ksatriya Khadgacarmadharas	Tokyo Racecourse Attendance: 412

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19 April 2025	/toy/	1–1	/wg/
19:00	Optimus Prime  9' My Nugga  30'		88' Cunt Destroyer  51' Traditional Art  59' Dark Side of the Moon	Legoland Attendance: 342

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20 April 2025	/vst/	2–3	/toy/
18:20	Willy the Waggler  11', 42'		59', 68', 90+0' Woody  74' Drossel	Armchair General Attendance: 346

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20 April 2025	/wg/	4–0	/vg/
19:00	Cunt Destroyer  33' Comfy  64' Helios  69', 73'		67' Mechanically Engineered Autism  88' Git Gud	The Battlestation Attendance: 373

Group C

Main article: 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/mu/	3	2	1	0	10	1	9	7
/c/	3	2	1	0	6	2	4	7
/i/	3	1	0	2	3	11	-8	3
/s4s/	3	0	0	3	3	8	-5	0

18 April 2025	/c/	1–1	/mu/
19:40	Yui  37' [Bote] Love  90+3'		71' John Lennon Beat his Wife  9' Jeff Mangum  13' Captain Beefheart  79' I Said Maybe	Kawaii Park Attendance: 354

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18 April 2025	/i/	3–2	/s4s/
20:20	SS GF  7', 64' Dump Thread  68'		45+0' Keksandra  71' Bury Ebil	Simple and Easy Arena Attendance: 325

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19 April 2025	/c/	1–0	/i/
19:40	Yui  81'			Kawaii Park Attendance: 318

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19 April 2025	/mu/	1–0	/s4s/
20:20	John Lennon Beat his Wife  19'			The Mountaintops Attendance: 318

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20 April 2025	/i/	0–8	/mu/
19:40	Minus 8  11' Bait-chan  72'		22', 37', 43' Jeff Mangum  33', 52', 67' John Lennon Beat his Wife  76' Gusic  79' Yaydolf Yitler  7' Morrissey	Simple and Easy Arena Attendance: 341

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20 April 2025	/s4s/	1–4	/c/
20:20	Keksandra  35' Spikeman  69'		30', 47', 67' Do it for her  75' Yui  13' Happy Birthday!  81' Homuhomu	Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium Attendance: 350

Playoffs

Main article: 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Playoffs

Ranking of 3rd place teams

The worst 3rd place teams will play a match against each other. Then the winner of this match will play a match against the best 3rd place team for promotion to the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/toy/	3	1	1	1	4	5	-1	4
/vrpg/	3	1	1	1	3	6	-3	4
/i/	3	1	0	2	3	11	-8	3

Round 1

20 April 2025	/vrpg/	0–2	/i/
21:00	Haha...  78'		41' (pen.) SS GF  43' /i/rene	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 335

Round 2

20 April 2025	/toy/	1–3	/i/
21:40	Woody  65' O.T Chainsaw  39' Grisa  79'		12', 22' /i/rene  74' SS GF  90+1' Lenny from /trash/	Legoland Attendance: 320

Statistics

Main article: 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers statistics

Records and Notable Results

•  /i/ 0–8 /mu/  set a new record for biggest win in an official tournament.

Final Rankings

1.  /mu/
2.  /c/
3.  /f/

4.  /vg/
5.  /wg/
6.  /m/

7.  /i/
8.  /toy/
9.  /vrpg/

10.  /vp/
11.  /vst/
12.  /s4s/