Group B of the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/r9k/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
7
|
/mu/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
4
|
/n/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
4
|
/int/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
-2 |
1
|
/int/ v /mu/
Background:
Stadium: Commiesseum
|
2 May 2025, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 397
|
Alberto Barbosa 13' Apv Apvstaja 44'
|
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42', 45+2' Jeff Mangum
|
|
Assists
|
|
Spvrdo Sparde 13', 44'
|
|
42' MC Ride
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
>be American >get shot |
|
|
|
 |
 |
my ancestor :) |
|
68' |
|
 |
 |
El Pervano |
|
|
|
 |
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A Fvcking Leaf |
|
68' |
|
 |
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Jvpiter |
|
68' |
|
 |
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Amerimvtt |
75' |
|
|
 |
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Gondola |
|
68' |
|
 |
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Pvtin |
|
|
|
 |
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Spvrdo Sparde |
|
|
|
 |
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Apv Apvstaja |
|
|
|
 |
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Alberto Barbosa |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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 |
Good Morning Sirs |
|
68' |
|
 |
 |
Do They Really? |
|
68' |
|
 |
 |
Sex Sex Sex |
|
68' |
|
 |
 |
Wh*te |
|
68' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Merzbow |
|
|
|
 |
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Piero Scaruffi |
|
62' |
|
 |
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I Said Maybe |
|
|
|
 |
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Captain Beefheart |
|
|
|
 |
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Gimefool Gimefar |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Sporkcore |
40' |
62' |
|
 |
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Damn. |
|
62' |
|
 |
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John Lennon Beat his Wife |
47' |
|
|
 |
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Yaydolf Yitler |
|
|
|
 |
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MC Ride |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jeff Mangum |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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 |
Viper The Kidnapper |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Dubs and Brian Wilson Dies |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
OK Kid |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
>neighbor is blasting bon jovi |
|
62' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
6
|
(6)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
5
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
8
|
Tackles
|
11
|
|
16
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/r9k/ v /n/
Background:
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
|
2 May 2025, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 398
|
Elliot Rodger 4', 8'
|
|
27', 81' If it's Boeing, I ain't going.
|
|
Assists
|
|
>tfw no gf 8'
|
|
27' 737 MAX Impact
81' Bepsi
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
NEET |
|
|
|
 |
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Greentext |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Piss Bottle |
20' |
45' |
|
 |
 |
Good Boy Points |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Beta Orbiter |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Manlet |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Cum Tub |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Misaki |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Ideal GF |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Wagecuck |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
ROBOT9001 |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Chicken Tendies |
|
45' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
/gag/ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Blimp Train |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Take Me Back |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Cager Rage |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>American Maritime History |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Forever Shinkansen |
|
8' |
|
 |
 |
Memebike |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
 |
 |
F40PH |
|
|
|
 |
 |
737 MAX Impact |
|
|
|
 |
 |
WE GAAN |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
If it's Boeing, I ain't going. |
|
8' |
|
 |
 |
Baconrider |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Bepsi |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Old Steel 10 Speed |
|
72' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
If it's Boeing, I ain't going. (/n/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
41
|
|
59
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
10
|
(4)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
21
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
8
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
2
|
|
/int/ v /r9k/
Background:
Stadium: Commiesseum
|
4 May 2025, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 352
|
Pvtin 74'
|
|
26' Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless
72' >tfw no gf
|
|
Assists
|
|
Apv Apvstaja 74'
|
|
26' Elliot Rodger
72' Hole-in-backanon
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
>be American >get shot |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Poop Dood Wat Nov? |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Wh*te |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Vgh... Evropa... |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Jvpiter |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Amerimvtt |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
>Argentina >white |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Pvtin |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Apv Apvstaja |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Spvrdo Sparde |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Alberto Barbosa |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Gondola |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Good Morning Sirs |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
A Fvcking Leaf |
|
65' |
|
 |
 |
Black Kweens |
|
65' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
NEET |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Chad Thundercock |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Forever Alone |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Greentext |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Wizard |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Misaki |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cum Tub |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Manlet |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Maidcore |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Hole-in-backanon |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
ROBOT9001 |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Britfeel |
|
45' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
>tfw no gf (/r9k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
10
|
(4)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
85
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
2
|
|
/mu/ v /n/
Background:
Stadium: The Mountaintops
|
4 May 2025, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 387
|
Jeff Mangum 26', 55' Yaydolf Yitler 90+5'
|
|
29' Bepsi
79' If it's Boeing, I ain't going.
|
|
Assists
|
|
John Lennon Beat His Wife 26' Jeff Mangum 90+5'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Merzbow |
|
|
|
 |
 |
For Less Than A Big Mac |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
I Said Maybe |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Captain Beefheart |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Gimefool Gimefar |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Sporkcore |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gusic |
|
|
|
 |
 |
John Lennon Beat His Wife |
|
|
|
 |
 |
MC Ride |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Yaydolf Yitler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jeff Mangum |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
>not music |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Trust Funds |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
>neighbor is blasting bon jovi |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Blasting Burzum |
|
71' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
/gag/ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Old Steel 10 Speed |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Blimp Train |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Take Me Back |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Japanese Railways General |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Personal Light EVtards |
31' |
71' |
|
 |
 |
Bepsi |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
 |
 |
F40PH |
|
|
|
 |
 |
737 MAX Impact |
|
|
|
 |
 |
WE GAAN |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Baconrider |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
If it's Boeing, I ain't going. |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Skyking |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Steel Is Reel |
|
71' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
46
|
|
54
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
8
|
(5)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
4
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
9
|
Tackles
|
13
|
|
14
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
1
|
|
/r9k/ v /mu/
Background:
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
|
10 May 2025, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 392
|
>tfw no gf 27', 51' Hole-in-backanon 45+2' Elliot Rodger 81'
|
|
13' Jeff Mangum
42' Nigga Heil Hitler
71' MC Ride
|
|
Assists
|
|
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless 27' Misaki 51' Hole-in-backanon 81'
|
|
42' John Lennon Beat His Wife
71' Nigga Heil Hitler
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
NEET |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Chad Thundercock |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
Chicken Tendies |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Greentext |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
Devilish |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
Cum Tub |
6' |
51' |
|
 |
 |
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Misaki |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hole-in-backanon |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Neckbeard |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
Forever Alone |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
ROBOT9001 |
|
51' |
|
 |
 |
Maidcore |
|
51' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Merzbow |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>neighbor is blasting bon jovi |
38' |
45' |
|
 |
 |
>not music |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Captain Beefheart |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Gimefool Gimefar |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Morrissey |
|
|
|
 |
 |
OK Kid |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
MC Ride |
86' |
|
|
 |
 |
John Lennon Beat His Wife |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nigga Heil Hitler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jeff Mangum |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
For Less Than a Big Mac |
|
45' |
|
 |
 |
Viper The Kidnapper |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
I Said Maybe |
|
71' |
|
 |
 |
Gusic |
|
71' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
>tfw no gf (/r9k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
9
|
(4)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
81
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
14
|
|
17
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
0
|
|
/n/ v /int/
Background:
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
|
10 May 2025, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 366
|
WE GAAN 16' F40PH 29'
|
|
80' Alberto Barbosa
|
|
Assists
|
|
F40PH 16' WE GAAN 29'
|
|
80' Spvrdo Sparde
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
/gag/ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Steel Is Reel |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
Take Me Back |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cager Rage |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
90s Rigid MTB |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Safest Mode of Transport btw |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
Skyking |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
 |
 |
F40PH |
|
|
|
 |
 |
737 MAX Impact |
|
|
|
 |
 |
WE GAAN |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Forever Shinkansen |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
Bepsi |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
Blimp Train |
|
75' |
|
 |
 |
Old Steel 10 Speed |
|
75' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
>be American >get shot |
|
|
|
 |
 |
my ancestor :) |
57' |
64' |
|
 |
 |
Wh*te |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Vgh... Evropa... |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Jvpiter |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Install Extraflags |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
>Argentina >white |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Pvtin |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Apv Apvstaja |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Spvrdo Sparde |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Alberto Barbosa |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Amerimvtt |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Gondola |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Why Yes, How Covld Yov Tell? |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Good Morning Sirs |
|
64' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
WE GAAN (/n/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
54
|
|
46
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
4
|
(6)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
89
|
|
82
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
5
|
Tackles
|
16
|
|
15
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
|