Group G of the 2017 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/d/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
7
|
/lit/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5
|
/n/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
4
|
/mu/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
11 |
-8 |
0
|
/mu/ v /n/
Background: NEVER EVER
Stadium: The Mountaintops
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29 July 2017, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 901
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Kit:
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Viper the Rapper |
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Phil Elverum |
84' |
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Anthony Fantano |
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Bjork |
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Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies |
84' |
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8.4 Best New Midfielder |
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Michael Gira |
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Sufjan Stevens |
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John Lennon Beat His Wife |
72' |
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Jeff Mangum |
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MC Ride |
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Substitutions:
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The Deak |
72' |
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Richard D. James |
84' |
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Piero Scaruffi |
84' |
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Manager:
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Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 Sargbot !!aTG+CKv36AY
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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Cager Rage |
72' |
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Old Steel 10-Speed |
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Bullet Trains |
24' |
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Tram |
72' |
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Steel is Reel |
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F40PH |
84' |
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Blimp Train |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
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Rail-chan |
72' |
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Slam That Stem |
72' |
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'90s Rigid MTB |
84' |
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Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Man of the Match:
Hipster Fixie (/n/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
57
|
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43
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Shots (on target)
|
8
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11
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(6)
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(8)
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Fouls (offside)
|
3
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3
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
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Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
79
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
8
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
13
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Saves
|
5
|
|
3
|
|
/d/ v /lit/
Background: /d/ were pulled down to the Babbies by /lit/ thanks to the latter getting enough of their shit together for a 1–1 draw on the final group stage matchday of the 2013 4chan Summer Cup.
Stadium: The /d/eviant's /d/en
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29 July 2017, 19:30 UTC
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Attendance: 885
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Tentacles 41'
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90+0' Start With The Greeks
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Kit:
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H*nd H*lding |
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Milking |
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Cock Sock |
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Cumflation |
81' |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
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Genderswap |
73' |
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Succubus♂(male)♂ |
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Cuteanari |
73' |
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Tentacles |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Succubus |
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Substitutions:
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X-Ray Cumshot |
73' |
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No Cock Like Horsecock |
73' |
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/d/ Sized Cock |
81' |
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Manager:
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DrDtroit !!pVg5N2qQSk/
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Kit:
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The Entire Western Canon |
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Punished Katie |
73' |
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John FUCKING Green |
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Tolstoyevsky's War and Punishment |
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Nael's The Tiger |
73' |
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No Discernible Talent |
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Hemmmmmingway |
81' |
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Pure Ideology |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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Start With the Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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Arse Full of Farts |
73' |
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Ayn Rand |
73' |
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Action Camus |
81' |
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Manager:
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San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Man of the Match:
Start With the Greeks (/lit/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
42
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|
58
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Shots (on target)
|
7
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|
9
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(3)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
72
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
15
|
|
11
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
19
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
5
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Saves
|
5
|
|
3
|
|
/mu/ v /d/
Background: /mu/ played out a horrible 0–0 draw against /d/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup; a year later, in the Round of 16, /mu/ took a 2–1 victory.
Stadium: The Mountaintops
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4 August 2017, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 843
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Kit:
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Merzbow |
|
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Phil Elverum |
69' |
|
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Anthony Fantano |
73' |
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hell be fine |
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Piero Scaruffi |
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|
8.4 Best New Midfielder |
69' |
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Michael Gira |
90+1' |
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Sufjan Stevens |
|
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John Lennon Beat His Wife |
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Jeff Mangum |
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|
MC Ride |
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Substitutions:
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Kanye West |
69' |
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Richard D. James |
69' |
76' |
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Manager:
|
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 Sargbot !!aTG+CKv36AY
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Kit:
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Giantess |
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Cum Holy Grail |
69' |
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Cock Sock |
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Milking |
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/d/rawthread |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
|
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Egg Laying |
69' |
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Cuteanari |
69' |
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Tentacles |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Succubus |
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Substitutions:
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M-M-M-MULTIDICK |
69' |
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Succubus ♂(Male)♂ |
69' |
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No Cock Like Horsecock |
69' |
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Manager:
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DrDtroit !!pVg5N2qQSk/
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Man of the Match:
Futa/Alternative (/d/)
|
Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
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Shots (on target)
|
5
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|
5
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(3)
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|
(2)
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Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
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Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
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|
80
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Crosses
|
1
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
9
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Tackles
|
9
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|
9
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Saves
|
0
|
|
1
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|
/n/ v /lit/
Background: /lit/ dodged the fetus with a 4–2 victory over /n/ in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup; the very next Babby, /n/ eliminated /lit/ from the Round of 16 with a 3–1 victory.
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
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4 August 2017, 19:30 UTC
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Attendance: 849
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Kit:
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Airport General MK XII |
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Cager Rage |
79' |
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Old Steel 10 Speed |
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Downtuber |
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Slam That Stem |
69' |
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Forever Shinkansen |
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Tite Gapz |
69' |
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Blimp Train |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
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Everything's Fucked |
69' |
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Tram |
69' |
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Rail-chan |
79' |
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Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Kit:
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The Entire Western Canon |
|
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Punished Katie |
69' |
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Stupid Faggot Glaucon |
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John FUCKING Green |
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Nael's The Tiger |
69' |
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A. M. Pinecone |
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Pure Ideology |
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my diary desu |
69' |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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Start With the Greeks |
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DFW |
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Substitutions:
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Arse Full of Farts |
69' |
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Ayn Rand |
69' |
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Action Camus |
69' |
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Manager:
|
San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Man of the Match:
Start With the Greeks (/lit/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
57
|
|
43
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Shots (on target)
|
12
|
|
8
|
(8)
|
|
(6)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
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(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
75
|
|
72
|
Crosses
|
15
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
24
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
6
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Saves
|
5
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|
6
|
|
/d/ v /n/
Background: /n/ sent /d/ to an eventually-cancelled fetus with a 2–1 victory in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, before both teams played out a 2–2 draw in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
Stadium: The /d/eviant's /d/en
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6 August 2017, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1033
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Futa/Alternative 14'
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Kit:
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H*nd H*lding |
|
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Cum Holy Grail |
|
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Breast Expansion |
79' |
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Cumflation |
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Mom Found My Futa |
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/d/rawthread |
67' |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
|
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Succubus♂(male)♂ |
67' |
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Tentacles |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Succubus |
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Substitutions:
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X-Ray Cumshot |
67' |
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|
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Egg Laying |
67' |
|
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|
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/d/ Sized Cock |
79' |
|
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Manager:
|
DrDtroit !!pVg5N2qQSk/
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Kit:
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Airport General MK XII |
|
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Rail-chan |
79' |
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FRED |
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Downtuber |
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Slam That Stem |
79' |
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Forever Shinkansen |
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Free Wheel No Brakes |
66' |
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Blimp Train |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
|
|
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Tite Gapz |
66' |
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Cager Rage |
79' |
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Tram |
79' |
|
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Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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|
Man of the Match:
Futa/Alternative (/d/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
|
|
0
|
(5)
|
|
(0)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
5
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
81
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
4
|
|
/lit/ v /mu/
Background: /mu/ won the only match of this rivalry 2–0.
Stadium: Amphitheatrum Flavium
|
6 August 2016, 18:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1012
|
|
Kit:
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The Entire Western Canon |
|
|
|
|
|
Punished Katie |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Stupid Faggot Glaucon |
|
|
|
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|
>translations |
|
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Gregory Berrycone |
72' |
|
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A. M. Pinecone |
|
|
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Pure Ideology |
|
|
|
|
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Action Camus |
72' |
|
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Lolita Wanted It |
|
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|
DFW |
|
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|
|
|
Start With The Greeks |
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Substitutions:
|
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Arse Full of Farts |
72' |
|
|
|
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Nael's The Tiger |
72' |
|
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|
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Hemmmmingway |
72' |
|
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Manager:
|
San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
|
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Kit:
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Merzbow |
|
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Phil Elverum |
|
|
|
|
|
hell be fine |
|
|
|
|
|
Bjork |
|
|
|
|
|
Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies |
|
|
|
|
|
Kanye West |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Michael Gira |
|
|
|
|
|
Sufjan Stevens |
|
|
|
|
|
John Lennon Beat His Wife |
45' |
|
|
|
|
Jeff Mangum |
|
|
|
|
|
MC Ride |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
8.4 Best New Midfielder |
45' |
|
|
|
|
David Bowie |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 Sargbot !!aTG+CKv36AY
|
|
Man of the Match:
Start With The Greeks (/lit/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
4
|
(5)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
81
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
9
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
8
|
Tackles
|
12
|
|
12
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|