Group A of the 2017 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
|
GD
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Pts
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/u/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
1 |
5 |
7
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/an/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
4
|
/fit/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
-3 |
2
|
/h/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
-3 |
2
|
/fit/ v /an/
Background: You know what it is.
Stadium: Zyzz Memorial Bronasium
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28 July 2017, 17:00 UTC
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Kit:
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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Rippletits |
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Feelin' Fit, Buddy? |
67' |
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Gains Goblin |
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SS+Gomad |
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Rich Piana |
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Oatz |
67' |
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Squatz |
67' |
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L O N D O N |
80' |
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Scooby |
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Zyzz |
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Substitutions:
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Sir |
67' |
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Ahnold |
67' |
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Activated Almonds |
67' |
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Manager:
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ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq TheDeek !!c+3ub1zCoe9
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Orange Bitey Thing |
67' |
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Honeybadger |
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Fuck Off Vegan |
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>dinosaurs >feathers |
67' |
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birb |
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What Is This? |
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Take It To The Vet |
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Canadian Goose |
67' |
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Scanned Snake |
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>outdoor cat |
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Substitutions:
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/herp/ |
67' |
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Evil Pitbull |
67' |
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Shoebill |
67' |
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Manager:
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Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Man of the Match:
Take It To The Vet (/an/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
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53
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47
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Shots (on target)
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5
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5
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(2)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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4
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
|
1
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4
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Passes completed (%)
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84
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83
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Crosses
|
11
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2
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Interceptions
|
10
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12
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Tackles
|
13
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4
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Saves
|
1
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3
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/h/ v /u/
Background: /h/ defeated /u/ 1–0 en route to their best ever Cup performance; /u/ got revenge in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup en route to one of their own semifinal runs, with a 2–0 win.
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
28 July 2017, 17:30 UTC
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45+1' Homucifer 47', 82' Akkarin
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Incest |
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Reika Kitami |
60' |
82' |
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Mindbreak |
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JK Enjo Kosai |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Heart Pupils |
60' |
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NTR |
60' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Substitutions:
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Fap Hero |
60' |
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Pomf-chan |
60' |
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Titty Monster |
82' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
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Doragon Meido |
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
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Fingering For World Peace |
82' |
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Teru Time |
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Feito-chan |
82' |
82' |
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Are You A Lolicon? |
82' |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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Dai Dai Daisuki |
82' |
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Black Sunshine |
82' |
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BEFRIENDING |
82' |
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Manager:
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/u/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Akkarin (/u/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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53
|
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47
|
Shots (on target)
|
0
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10
|
(0)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
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|
2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
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2
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Free Kicks
|
1
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|
2
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Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
18
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Tackles
|
8
|
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9
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Saves
|
2
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|
0
|
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/fit/ v /h/
Background: /fit/'s first match of their second-star campaign was a 1–1 draw to /h/.
Stadium: Zyzz Memorial Bronasium
|
30 July 2017, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 767
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Zyzz 17'
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39' Faceless Fatguy
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Kit:
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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Rippletits |
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Gains Goblin |
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No Homo |
72' |
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SS+Gomad |
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Rich Piana |
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High Test |
72' |
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Manlet |
72' |
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L O N D O N |
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Scooby |
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Zyzz |
77' |
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Substitutions:
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Snap City |
72' |
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Ahnold |
72' |
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Activated Almonds |
72' |
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Manager:
|
ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq TheDeek !!c+3ub1zCoe9
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Kit:
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Leg-Lock |
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Impregnation License |
72' |
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Titty Monster |
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Blowjob Face |
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Mindbreak |
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Unwilling Elf |
89' |
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Cumming Buckets |
72' |
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JK Enjo Kosai |
72' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Substitutions:
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Incest |
72' |
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Rance |
72' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
72' |
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Manager:
|
rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Man of the Match:
Zyzz (/fit/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
62
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|
38
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Shots (on target)
|
6
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|
1
|
(2)
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|
(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
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Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
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87
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|
70
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Crosses
|
2
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|
3
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Interceptions
|
14
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14
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Tackles
|
6
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7
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Saves
|
0
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2
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/an/ v /u/
Background: /u/ broke their quarterfinal curse with a 1–0 victory against /an/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
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30 July 2017, 17:30 UTC
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Attendance: 862
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39', 52' Purest Form of Love
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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/herp/ |
66' |
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SMASHED |
56' |
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One Million Gallon Minimum |
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Evil Pitbull |
66' |
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birb |
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What Is This? |
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Take It To The Vet |
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Shoebill |
66' |
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Harambe |
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>outdoor cat |
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Substitutions:
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Orange Bitey Thing |
66' |
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>dinosaurs >feathers |
66' |
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Scanned Snake |
66' |
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Manager:
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Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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Science Babies |
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
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Goggles |
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Fingering For World Peace |
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Teru Time |
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Touching Paddles |
66' |
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Loathsome Daughter of Heresy |
82' |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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Feito-chan |
66' |
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Are You A Lolicon? |
82' |
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Manager:
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/u/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Purest Form of Love (/u/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
55
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|
45
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Shots (on target)
|
1
|
|
15
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(0)
|
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(11)
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Fouls (offside)
|
5
|
|
1
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
5
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Passes completed (%)
|
78
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|
83
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Crosses
|
5
|
|
7
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
16
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Tackles
|
9
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|
13
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Saves
|
5
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0
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/h/ v /an/
Background: NEVER EVER
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
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5 August 2017, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 698
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Kit:
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Leg-Lock |
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Impregnation License |
87' |
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Blowjob Face |
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Mindbreak |
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JK Enjo Kosai |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Rance |
87' |
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Mating Press |
87' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Substitutions:
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Incest |
87' |
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Cumming Buckets |
87' |
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Heart Pupils |
87' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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/herp/ |
87' |
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SMASHED |
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Honeybadger |
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Evil Pitbull |
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birb |
1' |
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What Is This? |
|
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Take It To The Vet |
54' |
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Spacebat |
87' |
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Scanned Snake |
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>outdoor cat |
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Substitutions:
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Orange Bitey Thing |
87' |
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/can/ |
87' |
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Manager:
|
Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Man of the Match:
Lightsaber Dick (/h/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
54
|
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46
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
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4
|
(3)
|
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(0)
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Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
5
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
75
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|
68
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Crosses
|
3
|
|
9
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
|
16
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Tackles
|
5
|
|
8
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Saves
|
2
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|
2
|
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/u/ v /fit/
Background: Before the 2016 4chan Winter Cup final, /u/ had succeeded in making /fit/ their bitch, with a 4–0 win to announce their presence in their first ever elite cup and a 2–0 win two years later to remain elite. But then the two met in a final, and in one of the most exciting finals in Cup history, /u/ blew a 3–2 lead in the second half of extra time. /fit/ won 4–3 and claimed their first of two stars.
Stadium: Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
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5 August 2016, 17:30 UTC
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Attendance: 782
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Purest Form of Love 65'
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30' Scooby
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
|
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Onee-sama |
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Science Babies |
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Macarons |
82' |
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Teru Time |
|
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Black Sunshine |
67' |
|
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Loathsome Daughter of Heresy |
82' |
|
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|
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Purest Form of Love |
|
|
|
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Akkarin |
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|
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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Touching Paddles |
65' |
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|
Archdyke |
80' |
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BEFRIENDING |
80' |
|
|
Manager:
|
/u/ Council
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|
Kit:
|
|
|
Read The Fucking Sticky |
|
|
|
|
|
Rippletits |
|
|
|
|
|
Gains Goblin |
45' |
|
|
|
|
Sir |
|
|
|
|
|
SS+Gomad |
|
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|
|
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Rich Piana |
|
|
|
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|
Ahnold |
64' |
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Activated Almonds |
64' |
|
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|
L O N D O N |
|
|
|
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|
Scooby |
|
|
|
|
|
Zyzz |
3' |
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Substitutions:
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>that first sip of the day |
45' |
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Oatz |
64' |
|
|
|
|
Squatz |
64' |
|
|
Manager:
|
ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq TheDeek !!c+3ub1zCoe9
|
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Man of the Match:
Purest Form of Love (/u/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
56
|
|
44
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
9
|
(6)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
91
|
|
71
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
13
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
10
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
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